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    I been wondering how a peppermint teabag got in with my regular tea bags

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    Just wondering what happened to DJPats entertaining posts about his debauchery and Hi-jinks?
    What is he up to these days? Where has he been?

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    I found a real GF about 6 months ago
    My life is now a sterile, teetotal smoke free existence

    You'll find me running at the track by Rajamangala stadium most evenings

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    Why do cats like lying on my newspaper, while I read it at the table?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Why do cats like lying on my newspaper, while I read it at the table?
    A litter Asian,
    P.S pat I've just found a spankin sale of Superior Shower Show Curtains on eBoy

    The Bate Motel slasher proof , Psycho enabled latex deluxe,Surprise posing pouchette feature is however 99 baths extra

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    Roughage and legumes will keep one regular...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I found a real GF about 6 months ago
    My life is now a sterile, teetotal smoke free existence

    You'll find me running at the track by Rajamangala stadium most evenings
    So back in Thailand now?. I thought you did some retraining and were now a social worker in inner city England.
    How did it pan out with Ice Maiden?
    Last edited by Cujo; 27-10-2016 at 10:21 PM.

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    Would you try Lycanthropy?

    Day return no after effects

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Would you try Lycanthropy?

    Day return no after effects
    I would not volunteer for it as it costs a fortune in razor blades.

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    I'm drinking a cup of tea right now. I like tea. I drink it a lot. Maybe too much.

    I dunno. How much is too much tea?

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    ^Lapsang tea gets a bit tiring after a while
    Tastes like an ash tray with hot water poured on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    How much is too much tea?
    I advise you to abstain. Tea is an irritant and proven to damage the central nervous system. It also gives rise to warts and hard stools. Hard stools make it difficult to defecate without unnecessary strain. My Uncle Joe died on the toilet and he drank copious amounts of tea. Avoid it at all costs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    How much is too much tea?
    I advise you to abstain. Tea is an irritant and proven to damage the central nervous system. It also gives rise to warts and hard stools. Hard stools make it difficult to defecate without unnecessary strain. My Uncle Joe died on the toilet and he drank copious amounts of tea. Avoid it at all costs.

    Greatly depends on the tea....

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    Greatly depends on the tea....
    Try telling that to Uncle Joe.

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    2 more weeks to go until the completion of my training.
    The landlord found a box of Fentanyl patches in the flat of the old lady who died of cancer and handed it to me.

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    My nose hairs resemble a bush and I don't have my electric trimmer with me. The itching is terrible. Lucky I haven't cut my fingernails....I can pull them out one or two at a time while watching Chris Tarrant's extreme railways. The pain is strangely satisfying

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    Oolong should it brew ?

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    ^morning RJ.

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    Earl grey tastes like talcum powder

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    Whinge whinge whinge…
    Where the FK is is the NE Monsoon..Pissing down forever it seems, can’t cut rubber, mud everyplace, my washing won’t dry, run out of hard books, mosquitoes by the hundreds…yada yada…Sunny Thailand? OK it is still warm, the beer and food fridges full..Pity the tourists.Have good one guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Earl grey tastes like talcum powder
    Or maybe talcum powder is made to taste like Earl Grey?
    Bergamot flavoured talc....sounds feasible.

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    LOVE is…. what it is:
    Wife goes off on her new motorbike to ‘take care mamma” for a few days with a handful of 1000bt notes. Pays mamma’s electric bill, buys her drugs, stocks up her larder with 50 kilos of rice etc etc.
    Comes home with 95 baht and a whole new wardrobe…I love her to bits..


    Note: this old fart spends near on 2k baht most every week on beer and cigarettes...Life..Tis what it is...

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    I had ice cream on two consecutive days last week. All I could manage. Not a complaint, just an observation. No pictures of these events were taken.

    This thread might get a lawsuit from faceache for plagiarism. The likeness is uncanny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    No pictures of these events were taken.
    They didn't happen then.

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