Thailand, Asia or the world?
Thailand, Asia or the world?
i dont know. i like the bangers and mash with peas and gravy. is that british food?
Dunno really, does that help?
Edits, sorry I should have added its like the age old question, if you like to poke ur lady in the bum does that make you queer? No complete answer is there?
I just need an answer then sink it.
I always thought Bangkok was the sex capital of the world.
Pattaya is prolly the tourist, and maybe the falang sex capital of Thailand.
How incorrect would it be to refer to Pattaya as the gogo capital of the world?
Shit hole of the world ???
logically you would have to chose the city with the largest population - maybe tokyo ?
Rio is sex capital of the world. Pattaya - nah prob say Bangers.
But spread out surely?
So other than a shithole, what could one refer to Pattaya as if they wanted to 'big it up'?
Fun City.
Sleepy seaside village
Male cultural melting pot.
Ok I'll explain why, maybe one of you can help me come up with a better intro voiceover than the one I have for my next film.
PEOPLE OFTEN SAY THEY COME TRAVELLING TO FIND THEMSELVES YET MANY WHO DISCOVER THIALAND LOSE THEMSELVES.
ONLY HERE COULD YOU END UP SKINT AND LIVING IN A SHIPPING CONTAINER WITH A MALAYSIAN CIRCUS, SLAP BANG IN THE GO-GO CAPITAL OF ASIA.
I'm not recording it until tomorrow morning so plenty of time to get it spot on.
"I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."
George Carlin
That is far from Prose Scampy.
Do keep thinking. Your first sentence I like, second is shite.
sabang. Dickens Wraith.
Think Fun City works better
MUCH BETTER.Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Yep that will doOriginally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Scampy, you should base yourself permanently in Pattaya, .....or at least for a couple of years. Carry the camera every moment you're on the streets.
Build an archive of hundreds of hours of film and interviews and incidents, and with your unique angle on things, I guarantee you'd have a winner.
OK how about...
PEOPLE OFTEN SAY THEY COME TRAVELLING TO FIND THEMSELVES.... YET MANY WHO DISCOVER THIALAND LOSE THEMSELVES.
IT WAS IN THE GO-GO CITY OF PATTAYA THAT I FOUND MYSELF ALONE, SKINT AND LIVING IN A SHIPPING CONTAINER SLAP BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF A MALAYSIAN CIRCUS (FULL OF FUCKING RUSSIAN GYPSIES.)
^ No its a cliche.
'Lose yourself in the magic and mystery of Thailand'....its all Tourist Authority kak.
Don't be grandiose in the voice over, else you'll sound like Alan Whicker.
Pompous and self absorbed. Try again.
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