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    Spider bites Australian man on penis again

    Spider bites Australian man on penis again



    Redback spider bites are relatively common in Australia, with around 2,000 people bitten each year

    A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.

    The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago.

    Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on “pretty much the same spot” by the spider.

    “I’m the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment,” he told the BBC.

    “I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.

    “I was like ‘I can’t believe it’s happened again.’ I looked down and I’ve seen a few little legs come from around the rim.”

    Who, What, Why: What’s the worst place to be bitten by a spider?

    He said that being bitten the first time had made him wary of using portable toilets.

    “After the first time it happened I didn’t really want to use one again,” he said.

    “Toilets got cleaned that day and I thought it was my opportunity to go use one. Had a look under both seats and then I sat down did my business. Next thing you know, I’m bent over in pain.”

    ‘I’ll be holding on’

    The tradesman said he was not sure what type of spider bit him this time.

    One of his colleagues took him from the worksite in north-west Sydney to Blacktown Hospital – although many of his workmates were quick to see the lighter side of the situation.

    “They got worried the first time,” he said.

    “This time they were making jokes before I was getting in the car.”

    The hospital declined to discuss the matter, citing patient privacy.

    Jordan was released from hospital and said he expected to return to work soon but was unlikely to be using the on-site toilet.

    “I think I’ll be holding on for dear life to be honest,” he said.

    The redback spider, closely related to the black widow spider, is distinguished by a long red stripe on its abdomen.

    Its bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea.

    Although there are recorded cases of deaths from redback bites, none have occurred since the development of antivenom in 1956

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    When I'm sitting, I am quite diligent about not letting my penis touch any part of the toilet bowl or seat. I can't imagine a spider would bite unless the chaps member was right there in contact with the area the spider was sitting.

    What TF is "both seats"?

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    Perhaps they like the remnants of his giks lipstick athe Blacktown strutters ballroom.

    Of course I suppose it's sexist to assume he's hetero in Sydney, perhasp he's advertised on the web

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    When I'm sitting, I am quite diligent about not letting my penis touch any part of the toilet bowl or seat.
    I am too....I've always wondered if one could pick up bacteria or viruses from the bowl. Contrary to what was previously thought, some do live for a long time out of the body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    When I'm sitting, I am quite diligent about not letting my penis touch any part of the toilet bowl or seat.
    I am too....I've always wondered if one could pick up bacteria or viruses from the bowl. Contrary to what was previously thought, some do live for a long time out of the body.
    Yeah, despite what they say, it's just too nasty to risk.
    Of course it's quite tricky keeping all that up and away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    When I'm sitting, I am quite diligent about not letting my penis touch any part of the toilet bowl or seat.
    I am too....I've always wondered if one could pick up bacteria or viruses from the bowl. Contrary to what was previously thought, some do live for a long time out of the body.
    So that's your excuse.

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    Maybe he's a careless uneducated guy with low hygeine skills, and his balls and cock are big, so hang really low, like a pendulum.

    Spider emerges from under the rim and has a fairground type swing ride. To signal he's had enough he nips the guy on the balls or cock. Nothing abnormal about that in the spider world, as they also have competitions to see how fast they can turn a fly inside out

    The life of an arachnid sounds like fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    When I'm sitting, I am quite diligent about not letting my penis touch any part of the toilet bowl or seat.
    ...I've always wondered if one could pick up bacteria or viruses from the bowl...
    Only if ya try to suck, fu^ k or lick it, or hav a pimple on yer arse.

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    I suppose he was lucky it wasn't one of them stralian crocs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    When I'm sitting, I am quite diligent about not letting my penis touch any part of the toilet bowl or seat. I can't imagine a spider would bite unless the chaps member was right there in contact with the area the spider was sitting.

    What TF is "both seats"?
    Both seats ? Well one is the lid I imagine.
    . I don't know why redbacks like toilets but they do .
    They make messy webs that have no geometry , love empty tin cans , stacks of roof tiles and concrete waste. They like to hang around human habitats and give suck jobs too obviously.
    . The ladyboy of arachnids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggersback View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    When I'm sitting, I am quite diligent about not letting my penis touch any part of the toilet bowl or seat. I can't imagine a spider would bite unless the chaps member was right there in contact with the area the spider was sitting.

    What TF is "both seats"?
    Both seats ? Well one is the lid I imagine.
    . I don't know why redbacks like toilets but they do .
    They make messy webs that have no geometry , love empty tin cans , stacks of roof tiles and concrete waste. They like to hang around human habitats and give suck jobs too obviously.
    . The ladyboy of arachnids.
    They do that!

    Had a horde of the horrors race up my arm one summer as I was clearing a pile of old concrete, tin cans, wire, bits of roofing iron.

    The tin cans were redback penthouses!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggersback
    Well one is the lid I imagine.
    I imagine that also. Why call it a seat though?

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    ^ Somebody better tell Terry to be careful then ey?

    nah... let's not.. he likes surprises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes
    Spider bites Australian man on penis again
    must be spider female then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by shaggersback
    Well one is the lid I imagine.
    I imagine that also. Why call it a seat though?
    Wasn't he on about two separate dunnies?

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    A spiderless dunny :


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    You're better off squatting on the ground than taking a risk with that killer!

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    ^ I'll stick (poor choice of words) to Jap dunnies.. thanks very much.

    Anything else is well... shite..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    When I'm sitting, I am quite diligent about not letting my penis touch any part of the toilet bowl or seat.
    Me too. And I hate it when the water in the bowl is cold.




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    Reminds me of that old schoolboy joke ( I don't know why ) ?

    She was bitten on the finger by a funnel web spider.

    No! she was bitten on the funnel by a finger web spider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    he likes surprises.
    Come again?

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    ^^^ Don't wash in it then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes
    The tradesman said he was not sure what type of spider bit him this time.
    So it wasn't necessarily a red back.

    In fact was it ever a red back?

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    Once, believable. Twice? Think there is a bit of a spider fetish thing going on there.

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    Might have been an infected rabbit.

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