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    Vibrating sex Dildo in suitcase delays Bangkok flight

    Vibrating sex toy in suitcase delays Bangkok flight




    A Chiang Mai to Bangkok Air Asia flight was delayed this morning as bomb disposal officers surrounded the aircraft and hauled off a suspicious suitcase.

    Baggage handlers had noticed a strange vibration as they loaded the luggage and called the cops.
    The flight, Air Asia FD34348 was due to leave Chaing Mai at 8.25am and passengers were left nervously waiting as an air-side inspection took place.

    However, a search revealed a silver bullet sex-toy that the proud owner had forgotten to take the battery out of

    “When inspected, the officers found a sex toy. They did not confiscate the item because it did not threaten aviation security. The flight was only delayed by five minutes,” AirAsia told

    Vibrating sex toy in suitcase delays Bangkok flight - BangkokJack - Bangkok News

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    I hope he washed his hands afterwards

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    ^
    It could be a 3 holer ,

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    It would certainly be the most undersized 'sex dildo' on record.

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    She should have kept it elsewhere.

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    It looks like a mans carry bag ,

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    ^^^
    Do you like the big ones ,

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    Myself and my dad went on a 2 month tour of Europe when I was 15, rock climbing thoughout Spain and parts of France mostly.

    French pornography laws were obviously much, much less strict than other countries.


    We were absolutely ripped apart by customs upon leaving. Everything unloaded and laid out separately.



    They get to my guitar case....



    The guitar barely fit in there for all the VHS videos and magazines of this amazing newly discovered (pre-internet) thing as Hard-Core Pornography....


    I was 15, and instantly took up religion as we stood next to it. 2 months worth of 15-year-old-male-in-French-pornography-shops shopping inside in it.


    Myself, 6 custom officers and my father looked on as the sniffer dogs went over it, the custom officers started to pat it down.....


    just a zip away and a tidal wave of VHS videos and magazines of hardcore sodomy and bukkake would have poured out flattening them... us....



    I believe I exhaled a sound similar to a victorious mouse when they didn't pull down the zip and finally moved on to the climbing boots bag.



    I can still feel the sense of relief.
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    However, a search revealed a silver bullet sex-toy that the proud owner had forgotten to take the battery out of
    we must remember take out battery

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    Fook, Luig-io...That's hilarious, man...It's amazing sometimes how close we are to disaster...

    The Sword of Damocles comes to mind...Hanging by a thread, or a horse hair, at times...

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    Had a remote controlled, wireless model that I had her insert before going out one night (to keep it at body temperature, I told her the instructions stated, heh...)...Though she wondered why I kept the remote control...

    Was good up to about 15-20 feet and made her squirm at "awkward times"...Still remember that cross-legged smile...555...

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    ^^ Damn right bud.

    That was a close one for a 15 yr old Luigio.




    ^ haha

    Remember doing that in the local around around 2003-ish.


    There are probably apps for that kinda stuff nowadays.



    And if not, there certainly should be.

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    ^ They found a few stuffed stolen phones by simply calling the number, yelling "Hello" and waiting for the echo...

    555...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    It would certainly be the most undersized 'sex dildo' on record.
    Don't know, but I had a friend who had what she called her "magic egg" that she absolutely adored. Similar thing and principle to the one in the OP, I imagine.

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    They love 'em better than the Thermos-sized dildos they most often receive...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam
    magic egg
    I hope it's not your wife I must confess I was that egg before I was scrambled by MK Ultra

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    I want to see the owner...

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    ^ Jing lor?...She probably wears feathers...555...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Myself and my dad went on a 2 month tour of Europe when I was 15, rock climbing thoughout Spain and parts of France mostly.

    French pornography laws were obviously much, much less strict than other countries.


    We were absolutely ripped apart by customs upon leaving. Everything unloaded and laid out separately.



    They get to my guitar case....



    The guitar barely fit in there for all the VHS videos and magazines of this amazing newly discovered (pre-internet) thing as Hard-Core Pornography....


    I was 15, and instantly took up religion as we stood next to it. 2 months worth of 15-year-old-male-in-French-pornography-shops shopping inside in it.


    Myself, 6 custom officers and my father looked on as the sniffer dogs went over it, the custom officers started to pat it down.....


    just a zip away and a tidal wave of VHS videos and magazines of hardcore sodomy and bukkake would have poured out flattening them... us....



    I believe I exhaled a sound similar to a victorious mouse when they didn't pull down the zip and finally moved on to the climbing boots bag.



    I can still feel the sense of relief.


    Was the same coming back from Holland or Germany in the 80's, loaded up with hardcore magazines and VHS vids; clammy-sweats waiting to go through customs.
    It was a tangible sense of relief joining the EU, having to raise the hardcore level of UK porn to comply with mainland European standards. -And one of the only unsettling reasons for leaving the EU, imo.

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    Seems nothing much has changed in Luigi/Mao's little life, he's still a class A wanker.

    Har,har.

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    Guilty.

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    That shut up the sausage meister...

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    Fuck off, you dribbling fuckwit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam
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    I hope it's not your wife
    No, not my wife. I hesitate to say it was a "usually platonic but sometimes not so platonic" friend. Hesitate, because I don't want to sound like our resident stud who does not hesitate to mention every bint he's shagged, in his imagination and in real life, as if he imagines he's admired for his Lothario/Rasputin/Satyr reputation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrowman
    we must remember take out battery
    You mean you have sex-toy too??

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