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    Thinking about a tatoo

    So I be thinking

    Maybe a Heineken logo(the five pointed red star) or a Johnny Walker with a cane.

    Perhaps something more original

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    Thinking about a tatoo


    perfect.

    i don't know you, earl. and god knows i don't want to know you.

    but what i do know is that you are exactly the type of dope who would get something tattooed on his body and have it be spelled wrong.




    and christ almighty, what 65 year old man gets a tattoo?

    i'll tell you.

    a pathetic one.

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    Seeing a picture of a tattoo of Daffy Duck on a leg has got your imagination going, if you are caught with your pants down, you'll want to be remembered by your tattoo.

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    The richest man in history, will be the man that invents a quick, easy, and painless method of Tattoo removal.

    100%



    Perhaps black and red elbow stars Earl.

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    Maybe this traditionalist tattoo..



    Or this..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    So I be thinking
    Therefore, you am...Heh...

    I often thinking about tattoo...One time put kiddie Crackerjack fake on my right arm, 'cross the shoulder, then headed out to play baitong...

    One man look my muscular arm and ask, "Jorache?"...

    I say no, "Jee-jo"...And he split up laughing so hard we are still friends...

    He was village "government" man and great at the baitong...

    So there's a story in a tatoo, for sure...My body's a clean fine canvas, yet my daughter broke the rules for the date of her son...

    And it's art...

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    This is original:


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    Quote Originally Posted by raycarey View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    Thinking about a tatoo


    perfect.

    i don't know you, earl. and god knows i don't want to know you.

    but what i do know is that you are exactly the type of dope who would get something tattooed on his body and have it be spelled wrong.




    and christ almighty, what 65 year old man gets a tattoo?

    i'll tell you.

    a pathetic one.
    Harsh but true

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    If you have money to burn getting a tattoo, consider having the stupid surgically removed first.
    More evidence of regression into your second childhood.

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    Green owed to RC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    So I be thinking
    Make sure they use organic ink and recycled needle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    So I be thinking

    Maybe a Heineken logo(the five pointed red star) or a Johnny Walker with a cane.

    Perhaps something more original
    Here you go:


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    Earl already has an indelible penis on his forehead, that counts as a tattoo surely??

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    how about W next to an anchor

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    Get what I had done about 20 years ago: a traditional kaulima, done in the traditional way with a stick as a hammer.
    When mine was done, the guy really tried to test the white boy, and whacked the "chisel" really hard the whole time. I was bruised right down to my wrist for weeks.


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    Hello Kitty is always quite popular. Can't go wrong I reckon.

    Maybe something along these veins.


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    Cool

    Oops I do not remember starting this thread...

    But some good ideas nonetheless. 555


    Hey! I got so many scars from being stupid, I don't need no tatoos.

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    Add some nice piercings.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    Oops I do not remember starting this thread...

    But some good ideas nonetheless. 555


    Hey! I got so many scars from being stupid, I don't need no tatoos.
    That's what I mentioned, you saw that Brit tattoo on a leg that had kicked the yellow bucket, and you wanted one.

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    ^^ Jaysus...Hard to tell if he's African or insect...

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    A biker guy, (probably Aussie), said he wanted the letter M tattooed on each of his arse cheeks...Said it would spell MoM, and when they turned him over, WoW...

    Sick barstard, innit?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    Oops I do not remember starting this thread...

    But some good ideas nonetheless. 555


    Hey! I got so many scars from being stupid, I don't need no tatoos.
    How wasted does one have to be to post shit on Teakdoor such as getting a tatoo (sic) and not remember it?

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    Same as lots of drunks have had a midnight tattoo and forgot about it until they woke up the next morning.
    A least our dear friend was spared that by doing his tattoo in cyber space.

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    I have no ink

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    ^ It's a virtual tattoo...

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