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    200kg British National Found Dead in Pattaya Shagged to death.

    200kg British National Found Dead in Pattaya guesthouse


    A maid discovered the body of British national Micheal Sodent (54) lying face-down on the bathroom floor.

    At 10pm, on the evening of September 23, Pattaya police received reports of a dead body in a Soi Buakow guesthouse, Pattaya.

    Medics there discovered the body of British national Micheal Sodent (54) lying face-down on the bathroom floor.

    There were no injuries to his body and no obviously signs of a struggle. Medics estimated the time of death to be around 7pm.

    A maid said that Mr Sodent, who weighed in at around 200kg, was a regular in a beer bar downstairs who often invited women to his room.

    She said that yesterday she did not see him in the usual places and so went to knock on his door.

    Receiving no answer she used the spare key and discovered his body.

    The police have said that as he was naked, he must have ‘finished his activity with a woman’ then gone into the bathroom where he had a heart attack.

    The body has been sent for autopsy to establish the cause of death.

    http://bangkokjack.com/2016/09/24/20...ya-guesthouse/
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    Let's lay off the fat bastard jokes, shall we?!!

    I weigh fifty kilos nekkid!! 49.5 if i take my shoes off. And have done since i was 16.

    200 Kg, that's a lot of weight to carry around.
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    ^ very strange post there, Patsy - kinda polar opposite ideas in two sentences; the second just foregrounding the first which you said not to talk about??? Then your third sentence further spotlights the thing you said not to talk about...

    31 stone, can that be right?

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    Obese and out of shape and on viagra probably

    recipe for a heart attack


    RIP

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    Snakey, did you used to be a headline writer for the tabloids???

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    I really hope he was paying the working girls a very nice Wedge for their Efforts.

    To have to shag or blow a guy this obese is simply more than disgusting.

    Just looking at something this size is fookin horrible but to actually service the fookin thing. ????????

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    Amazing the skill of these Thai detectives who are able to construct a scenario from nothing other than mere conjecture.

    Dead fat man, naked, whore, Pattaya = heart attack.

    Obvious innit.

    I'm sure the autopsy will be thorough.

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    Autopsy not needed mate,

    another disgusting fat arsed stinky sex tourist arsed out of Pattaya.

    Can only assist the human race you know.

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    When was Daffodil last online?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
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    Autopsy not needed mate,

    another disgusting fat arsed stinky sex tourist arsed out of Pattaya.

    Can only assist the human race you know.

    Poor bugger. It must have been very difficult to have to go through life being called "Sodent", just one letter different from being a rat. I expect the kids at school all taunted him with cries of "Sodent the rodent" and this would have led to him seeking comfort by eating lots of doughnuts and chips and pies and stuff. It is awful to think that a life brimful of early promise should cease in such a sad way.

    My Uncle Joe had a heart attack in the bathroom and he was not overweight. Just saying, like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ^ very strange post there, Patsy - kinda polar opposite ideas in two sentences; the second just foregrounding the first which you said not to talk about??? Then your third sentence further spotlights the thing you said not to talk about...

    31 stone, can that be right?
    I was trying to be polite. Jeez, if i weighed 200 kilos (31 stone give or take) i would have to be winched out of my house by rather sexy firemen. How the hell did he even get on a plane? It would tip to one side!!

    And as my ex Terry said - the poor girls. Rolls and rolls of fat, quadrupil moobs. Heart attack in the making.

    Poor guy.

    I'm sorry, i have zilch sympathy for obese people. They always seem to have an excuse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    Let's lay off the fat bastard jokes, shall we?!!

    I weigh fifty kilos nekkid!! 49.5 if i take my shoes off. And have done since i was 16.

    200 Kg, that's a lot of weight to carry around.
    What kind of shoes do you wear when naked that weigh half a kilo ? ...any pics ?

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    I'm trying not to be nasty here but ya really gota feel a bit for the working girls of Pattaya.

    I mean whoring and servicing the worlds filth is their job but only the very desperate of the desperate would take on a 200 KG fuker.

    Not many things disturb me but these hugely obese people really fuk me around.

    Mostly caused by themselves off course.
    Stroller is a Yerman faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Amazing the skill of these Thai detectives who are able to construct a scenario from nothing other than mere conjecture.

    Dead fat man, naked, whore, Pattaya = heart attack.

    Obvious innit.

    I'm sure the autopsy will be thorough.
    You're inferring too much info: There was no mention of a whore.
    Yep, amazing skills of the Thai constabulary....or was it tourist police?


    Amazing sensitivity of the Thai maid who checked up and was so worried he hadn't had a beer that day that she used her key to investigate.
    Hmmm mmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post

    I was trying to be polite. Jeez, if i weighed 200 kilos i would have to be winched out of my house.
    Hey Patsy Darlink,

    If you weighed 200 KG you would send Nawty into a Mad spin and he would be over your place in 3 .5 seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Snakey, did you used to be a headline writer for the tabloids???
    I think snakey's trying to set himself up as The Sun reporter for Pattaya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    How the hell did he even get on a plane? It would tip to one side!!
    This guy on a China air cheapskate flight to Bkk was about that heavy, panting when he walked, red faced and had a window seat. An Ali shuffle away from a heart attack I reckoned at the time.
    But I hope it wasn't him, as he was a nice softly spoken polite guy, said sorry as he clambered past two of us to get to the aisle and take a piss in the bog.

    I gave him my beers, it was too early for me and from what I could see, he was doing one 33cl can in a single gulp



    PS. where's the link to the story? I wanna see more pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrowman View Post
    Obese and out of shape and on viagra probably

    recipe for a heart attack


    RIP
    Would this be a bad time to say that apparently when doctors put legit patients on Viagra they start at 50mg but the tabs one used to see in Pattaya were 200mg.
    I used to use 1/4 -ish of a Kamagra sachet but did send my father some tabs I bought in China as he said he was curious about the stuff. And yes I did tell him about the 50mg.
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    from what I could see, he was doing one 33cl can in a single gulp
    Respect!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Would this be a bad time to say that apparently when doctors put legit patients on Viagra they start at 50mg but the tabs one used to see in Pattaya were 200mg.
    I used to use 1/4 -ish of a Kamagra sachet but did send my father some tabs I bought in China as he said he was curious about the stuff. And yes I did tell him about the 50mg.
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    WTF?...

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    Well the fat , obese porker, ( did somebody say don't mention that he is gross) made it till 54 before his weight caught up with him.
    There's no murder scene here, so no need for paranoid to mention that the TD detectives would be on the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    To have to shag or blow a guy this obese is simply more than disgusting.
    Welcome to Whoredom. One would think shagging anyone for money is disgusting, fat or otherwise.

    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    I mean whoring and servicing the worlds filth is their job but only the very desperate of the desperate would take on a 200 KG fuker.
    What's the difference between a nice, handsome young man cumming in your mouth and a old, fat obese guy doing the same thing other than you might make more money from the old man?

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    The Smegma and the smell.

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