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    Virtual Sex

    Virtual Sex:

    Virtual sex is sexual activity where two or more people gather together via some form of communications equipment to arouse each other by transmitting sexually explicit messages. Virtual sex describes the phenomenon, no matter the communications equipment used. (one definition)...

    You are in the virtual world right now, as you're reading this...So you are "halfway" there...Congratulations...And we know it's not all about sex, but the mere word got your attention...

    Remember when phone sex was the only "other" option?...Interestingly, though included in the above definition, talking dirty is not the main method these days, though I have heard some voices that could make your heart beat faster...

    Putting your sweet lips a little closer to the phone presents a different image these days, however...

    Is Virtual Sex all it is cracked up to be?...Do you participate?...Any opinions on the subject?...

    There is always the Goat Thread for those who are in a hurry...

    Heh...

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    I had a dose of



    sTV











    Suspended from Thai visa


    They sent me to an STD clinic










    special TDs

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    Can you post any videos to show us how it works. Thanks.

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    I never got the knack of posting pics here...Or vids...

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    “Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.”

    ― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

    At least, it was glorified...Heh...

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    Virtual Sex....

    well I woke up with a hangover and sore bottom



    But 8 bottles of Archa and a Vindaloo curry often has that effect

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    Shame that it has to be two or more people, eh Wasabi?...At least, according to the above definition...

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    Jaysus, david...Seems you would not know the difference, anyway...But that is exactly the point in starting this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    Jaysus, david.
    is a Barcelona reserves/

    When I was in the Boy Scout , it was explained you could have short sox or if fourplay was involved long sox, and thus I came in a member of the garter

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    Fook...There are 7 strangers viewing this thread, at the moment...And 2 members...So, 9 "members," in all...Heh...(Assuming they're male)...

    Sex rocks...But I warned you, it's not all about sex...

    Would onanistic behaviour with a Playboy in the old days be a primitive version of virtual sex?...Could it be said that there were 2 people involved, both the viewer and the model?...Interesting to think about it...The American Indians (yes, Indians), I've read, did not like having their images captured on film...They felt their "souls" were being stolen, or somesuch...

    So, the soul of the model, the image captured in time, a blossoming, perfect, flower on one end of the crystal ball, coupled with the real time action of the viewer..."Primitive" virtual sex...

    Go back further to the real, primitive, dreams and images and it gets deeper still...

    Today, we can see and hear a person, and almost consummate a relationship online...

    Have you had sex with that person?...It's not consummation in the traditional sense of the word...

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    A mate of mine showed me a clip of a Thai girl that put a big cucumber up herself for him with the assistance of the interwebby thing ... must admit to thinking 'whatever floats ya boat' at that time

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    Let us know how it goes when Baitong Gal materializes, I used to find used Playboys as boy in the billiard room but the centre pages were either removed or stuck together with some 1960s superglue, until I got to mixed school my sex education was from National Geographic

    It no doubt explains the attraction of brown ladies, The White Ladies between the ads for Panam and TWA were anthropologist in gingham and looked like girl guides but the lasses in Chad Nigeria and up the Limpopo had corkers
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr
    a clip of a Thai girl that put a big cucumber up herself
    Would that be in the gardening thread?...A friend just asked me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    until I got to mixed school my sex education was from National Geographic
    Heh...The panties section in the Spring and Summer catalogues...555...

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