Bums guns for the West

[David48atTD]

I was reading this thread https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...anus-wash.html (Versatile anus wash) in the lounge last night and it reminded me of something else, near and dear to us.


Apparently, when you import the Thai Bum Gun and hook it up to western plumbing, it often fails.

The hose and/or couplings leak due a combination of the higher water pressure we usually have with western plumbing and the quality of the Thai/Chinese build materials.


A few years back we had a couple of kids and decided to do the cloth nappy thing.



Don't need to go into details ... I'm sure you can imagine.

So, when it comes time to clean up after 'droping some friends off at the pool' ...
I came across this ...


Little-Squirt-Nappy-Sprayer Hose could be a bit longer through.


Something a bit classier ... cloth-nappy-sprayer


ebay's offering ... Bathroom Hand Held Cloth Diaper Bidet Sprayer Toilet Hose Pack Set 7/8"T-adapter






Also good for cleaning the skiddies off the side of the bowl.


If you don't eat, you don't shit.
If you don't shit ... you die.


Still be bloody cold in Winter !

[jimbobs]

Bit of ring freeze in January tho mate
Be good if you could warm the water

[Takeovers]

Bum guns for space. In discussions about settling Mars I suggested they are the way to go instead of importing toilet paper from earth or producing local toilet paper.

[BaitongBoy]

^ You're way ahead of the game, mate...

Did you hear what Stephen Hawking has to say about aliens and "imminent invasion" and domination?...

I know there's some cat here who bumped an old S & M thread, but apart from his good self and a few others, we do not have a nice future...

I'm all for the humble bum gun, for sure...No sense growing trees on Mars just to wipe our arses...

I use ancient California Sequoia when I can, or a blended teak paper...Mai Arse is not just a sacred little road stop in Isaan...

[Maanaam]

Mai Arse

That would be pronounced "Mai Art".

[VocalNeal]

Sadly with water temp at about 34F I would not have had a bum squirter in my house!

[FlyFree]

Bum guns for space. In discussions about settling Mars I suggested they are the way to go instead of importing toilet paper from earth or producing local toilet paper.

I think Muslims have that one covered. There's rocks on Mars, no?