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    Questions that puzzle you

    Proctology

    Why on earth would anyone want to specialise in what is essentially 'anal fisting'?

    Is there some sort of lottery for medical students and the losers get assigned the more unpleasant areas of medical experience?

    Obviously, it goes without saying that Germany has more proctologists than any other country on Earth.

    Is it there's more money in it?

    Or is it just a gay thing?

    Answers please......
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    Great thread! Shame on our fellow members for allowing this to sink.

    Ok, I have aways wondered how somebody becaomes a snooker ref and earns a living wearing white gloves and taking balls out of pockets and giving them a little polish.

    Is there a college course you can do?
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    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    There is a TV show in Korea where two women compete in a pool competition. One always wears a low cut top and short-shorts the other wears a boob tube and short shorts. Both wear gloves.

    Neither of them can play pool. They miss nearly every shot they make.

    It kills me to watch it. However it is the same channel that has a two hour belly dancing show as well which I do like to watch whilst running.

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    ^ What's your puzzling question Squirrel?

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    I think being an Oncologist has to be the strangest. You usually can't cure them and spend most of your time telling people that they're going to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    ^ What's your puzzling question Squirrel?
    Where do they come up with the ideas for these TV shows?

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    How do they manafacture drinking straws, mass produce beer glasses and those hundreds and thousands that people with a sweet tooth put on ice cream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Ok, I have aways wondered how somebody becaomes a snooker ref and earns a living wearing white gloves and taking balls out of pockets and giving them a little polish.
    Strangely enough, i bought my first computer (word processor0 from a professional snooker referee in llanelli about 18 years ago now.
    I think his name was Eifion and i saw him on the telly sometimes.
    Not as famous as John Gangley, but ref'd a few world semi finals.
    I think I asked him how it all came about, but I've forgotten now.

    Why can't I get double sized cans of tuna?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Why can't I get double sized cans of tuna?
    Would be too expensive to manufacture them for an only single customer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    Would be too expensive to manufacture them for an only single customer.
    obviously, but surely everyone would want one.
    little cans just don't cut it.
    you know that deep down lom.

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    Mmmmmmmm..... Tuna.

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    There is a prgoram on discovery Scampy that covers things like that

    I think it's called How stuff works or something like that.

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    ^^
    Do you really believe that no one realised the freckly ginge in that pic you posted with a girl that looked nothing like your girlfriend didn't realise scamp.
    that's very puzzling.
    i think even mr T was being sarcastic, but he's a thick kunt so maybe not.

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    ^^ I have been looking for those sort of programmes on YouTube, I know how they put the stripes in tothpaste and jam in donuts, they are all old questions.

    I want to see petrol being made and lightbulbs being mass produced.

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    Got all that crap

    Look on the discovery program website.

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    ^ I bet it can't explain to me why the majority of human beings have no idea how to take a basic photograph.

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    Depends what side you your brain is dominant

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Depends what side you your brain is dominant
    Luckily, the male side for me. Some of my photos are pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    Proctology

    Why on earth would anyone want to specialise in what is essentially 'anal fisting'?

    Or is it just a gay thing?

    Answers please......
    I once saw a picture of this act on a flyer for a gay club night in Brixton called "Daisy Chain".

    We were putting in the lighting system for the night.

    Needless to say that we found it difficult to find staff who would go and collect the lights at 4am after the party.

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    How do they make ball bearings ?

    I can make lead shot but it cannot be the same process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I once saw a picture of this act on a flyer for a gay club night in Brixton called "Daisy Chain". We were putting in the lighting system for the night.
    Is that some sort of euphamism?

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    Why, when you've lost something, is it always found in the last place you look for it?

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    ^ You're right, Gerbil. I also used to hide things, like jewellery, and forget about them. One year during spring cleaning, I threw out a bunch of clothes. A few days later I realised I also chucked out two heirlooms that are now likely part of the landfill in Tokyo Bay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    Why, when you've lost something, is it always found in the last place you look for it?
    Because once found most people stop looking?

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    If 7-11's are open 24 hours, 7 days a week, why do their doors have locks?

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