Thread: Uplifting, positive, happy urr umm 'stuff'..

If you no (don't) sleep with me..I will give (hit) you...(by) my shoe...

^ Who is saying what to whom?...Two blokes, innit?...

You can imagine...

Originally Posted by Neverna

Post some tits up for the lads!

While you at it post up some arse pics for the downs syndrome above


" The lads " what a fukkin cock , since when have you ever been one of the lads , ya downs syndrome

Originally Posted by Humbert

My daughter and her family are in Jerusalem today. The following is today's entry into her journal:

Nice one.
"I'd rather be alive in Israel and the world hates me, than dead in Auswitz" Is that T-shirt for geriatrics? I believe the camp closed down some years ago. Typical emotive false victim rubbish.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by Humbert

My daughter and her family are in Jerusalem today. The following is today's entry into her journal:

Nice one.
"I'd rather be alive in Israel and the world hates me, than dead in Auswitz" Is that T-shirt for geriatrics? I believe the camp closed down some years ago. Typical emotive false victim rubbish.

Yes....and has become the proverbial [false] victim.

Originally Posted by Conche

Originally Posted by Neverna

Post some tits up for the lads!

While you at it post up some arse pics for the downs syndrome above


" The lads " what a fukkin cock , since when have you ever been one of the lads , ya downs syndrome

It makes me feel good that you keep thinking about me, Nigel. It makes me happy. It's uplifting and it is obviously a positive thing for you. Well done. Now go and make yourself feel even better by scoffing a couple of Yorkie bars.

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

You guys making light of my welly welly deep thread... damn yers!!

posting half naked women on my thread, how dare you?...

it's got to stop!

*Unless they have big boobies and bottoms...

G'day Deck, I like your posts, now that I've kissed a bit of reng , can I ask you
a question?

Do you rickon sex,sex,sex is an unlucky number ?

And do you thenk siven,siven,siven, is a lucky number ? Jest asking.

Turning peaches and kiwi fruit into wine

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

^ Thanks, Peachy.. my pert bottomed friend.

Sexty nine is my favorite number..

Siven was a good movie...

111 is/are my lucky number(s)...

Oh, and me like fush and chups! heh

I love fush & chups, especially chups.

I'm a selfish bastard Deck, my favourite number is 34 and a half

Originally Posted by peaches

my favourite number is 34 and a half

How about 32 can be your favorite number?

But that adds up to only 64...Someone will be a few licks short...

64+5=69 will be Dickie favorite number 55+