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    TD Engineering Competition.

    This:



    Or something like it.

    Needs to be attached to this:



    In such a way as to:







    Current tools, which are also representative of the worker's level:



    The gluestick effort was unsuccessful.

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    Easy...



    What do I win??

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    A slightly smeared and stomped-on gluestick is currently the prize on offer.

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    Huzzah! Oh wait, what??

    On even one of your spare Ms Luigio's?!

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    A slightly smeared mistress could be added to the prize list, depending on the quality of the engineering plan.

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    she'd need breaking in before a real man was let loose on her

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    Use this


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    ^ Brilliant.

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    Luigi
    Get one of you harem to hold it
    Now give me my prize

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    I can't win. If I wasn't seeing double could I take a single prize?

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    luigitool

    did you look at this

    Take Telescope Photos With Your Smartphone



    if not

    there is always string and chewing gum


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    Baldrick currently in the lead for the prize of an all expenses paid stay at his own abode.

    2nd place luigi looking good for the runner's up prize of a few Triple Headers and Btl of Jack in SoL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    Baldrick currently in the lead for the prize of an all expenses paid stay at his own abode.
    WTF?!

    This competition is rigged!

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    This competition would be Ok but as the OP doesn't show us the subject matter of the pictures he wants to take of the girl who lives in the condo 1/2 mile away. I am not joining in until I see a sample photo.

    Birding would want this?

    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
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    Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.

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    I was thinking along the same lines a baldrick....

    A selfy stick attachment for the phone with some sort of clamp to hold it to the eyepiece.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    OP doesn't show us the subject matter of the pictures he wants to take of the girl who lives in the condo 1/2 mile away.
    Now it makes sense. This scenario I can believe.
    I wonder how old she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam
    I wonder how old she is.
    old and twisted


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    How the fook does she sit down?...Among other things...With that blade comin' oot her arse...

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    Cut right to the chase on that one.

    My guess would be in the tube she sits where she likes.

    It could give the movie Blazing Saddles a whole new dimension.

    Now that Idea has legs. If I were not allready underwater I'd produce it, staring filet O' fish.





    Ok folks I'm trying but it seems I've sunk to a new low.

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    I'm working on a stand up routine. Butt first, as I've got to get off the shitter.

    Damn I've got to shake these one-liners. That's how I'll get my big break.........fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    How the fook does she sit down?...Among other things...With that blade comin' oot her arse...
    She works on the production line in the rimming stool factory.

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    She's an android and it's retractable

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