This:
Or something like it.
Needs to be attached to this:
In such a way as to:
Current tools, which are also representative of the worker's level:
The gluestick effort was unsuccessful.
This:
Or something like it.
Needs to be attached to this:
In such a way as to:
Current tools, which are also representative of the worker's level:
The gluestick effort was unsuccessful.
A slightly smeared and stomped-on gluestick is currently the prize on offer.
Huzzah! Oh wait, what??
On even one of your spare Ms Luigio's?!
A slightly smeared mistress could be added to the prize list, depending on the quality of the engineering plan.
she'd need breaking in before a real man was let loose on her
Use this
Luigi
Get one of you harem to hold it
Now give me my prize
I can't win. If I wasn't seeing double could I take a single prize?
luigitool
did you look at this
Take Telescope Photos With Your Smartphone
if not
there is always string and chewing gum
Baldrick currently in the lead for the prize of an all expenses paid stay at his own abode.
2nd place luigi looking good for the runner's up prize of a few Triple Headers and Btl of Jack in SoL.
WTF?!Originally Posted by Luigi
This competition is rigged!
There are a few on Ebay : Spotting Scope Camera Adapter | eBay
And another universal one : Take Awesome Astronomy Photos with a Smartphone and a Telescope
This competition would be Ok but as the OP doesn't show us the subject matter of the pictures he wants to take of the girl who lives in the condo 1/2 mile away. I am not joining in until I see a sample photo.
Birding would want this?
Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.
I was thinking along the same lines a baldrick....
A selfy stick attachment for the phone with some sort of clamp to hold it to the eyepiece.
Now it makes sense. This scenario I can believe.Originally Posted by VocalNeal
I wonder how old she is.
old and twistedOriginally Posted by Maanaam
How the fook does she sit down?...Among other things...With that blade comin' oot her arse...
Cut right to the chase on that one.
My guess would be in the tube she sits where she likes.
It could give the movie Blazing Saddles a whole new dimension.
Now that Idea has legs. If I were not allready underwater I'd produce it, staring filet O' fish.
Ok folks I'm trying but it seems I've sunk to a new low.
I'm working on a stand up routine. Butt first, as I've got to get off the shitter.
Damn I've got to shake these one-liners. That's how I'll get my big break.........fish.
She's an android and it's retractable
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