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    Twins: good things come in twos

    Some things are better in pairs:
    Whiskey and ginger ale
    Coffee and cream
    Bacon and burgers
    Steak and eggs
    Hot weather and swimming
    Barbecued meat and beer

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    Sex and sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pregomeister View Post
    Some things are better in pairs:
    Whiskey and ginger ale
    Dear God. Stop right there.

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    ^ I hope it's cheap blended whiskey, not a nice single malt.

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    I gotta also quibble about the title:

    Twins: good things come in twos

    None of the examples are twins (i.e. identical copies).

    Title should have been Pairs: good things come in twos.

    Now, in theme would be twin sisters.......

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    Twin sisters & Single Malt Whiskey... perfect!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    I gotta also quibble about the title: Twins: good things come in twos None of the examples are twins (i.e. identical copies). Title should have been Pairs: good things come in twos. Now, in theme would be twin sisters.......
    Its Rangsit Riot who is jailed back as Prego. The guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

    Should have come back as Jethro Tull.











    Thick as a freaking brick.

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    German twins; you know where that's headed!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pregomeister
    Whiskey and ginger ale
    Philistine.


    Good matched pairs...
    Chocolate and orange juice (ie Jaffas).
    Steak and melted cheese.
    Tea and scones.
    Coffee and biscotti.
    Butter and vegemite.
    Pineapple and pawpaw (papaya).
    Garlic and any meat.
    Corned beef and mustard.
    Frankfurters and tom sauce.
    Ganja and sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pregomeister
    Bacon and burgers
    Steak and eggs
    Wrong way around. It's bacon and eggs, and steak burger.

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    Butter and MARMITE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    Butter and MARMITE!!
    You didn't correct me on sex and ganja. I know you agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    Butter and MARMITE!!
    Half right - buttered toast and marmite....

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    ^ Half right: Buttered toast and vegemite.
    And the butter should be spread when the toast is warm, so the bigger lumps near the crusts and especially in the corners don't melt.

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    Bacon and Eggs.
    Fuck Off and Jeff

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    Weiners and muffins....

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    Cocks and balls. Well I only have the one. No! Not ballroom balls you silly English caniggits.

    Goats and goat ropers.

    Ladyboys and balls?

    Fish and scales. .......weights and measures. Ok Im done.

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    I don't like vegemite, i have tasted it and it is yucky.

    Toast and MARMITE, with the butter spread right up into the corners.

    Or

    Marmite soldiers with a runny boiled egg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post


    German twins; you know where that's headed!!!
    Oh no, I feel like a Dog with twin dicks looking at that, the FB rub will have to take a backseat .

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    Every body get out of here! There's a lobster loose. Quick cover yourselves in butter sauce and carry lemons just in case.

    Mayo and pickles, on the fish. Oops sowwie that be a trilogy.

    Two shots of mercanz wiskey and two spotted cows. Now I'm living the dream. If I could only get the lao fish in the pool. It's not like getting texicanz to swim the Roi Grand.

    Two boat loads of Haitians. Now that's in bad taste even for a couple of sharks. I'm in over my heads. Both of them.

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    Caviar and vodka.

    Panda Cola and Cheesy Wotsits

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    Caviar with one of those special spoons, and ice cold vodka.

    I shall dream.

    Marmite soldiers are the bestest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    German twins; you know where that's headed!!!
    Not quite sure, Boo...

    The Goat Thread, perhaps?...

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