Thread: Twins: good things come in twos

Some things are better in pairs:
Whiskey and ginger ale
Coffee and cream
Bacon and burgers
Steak and eggs
Hot weather and swimming
Barbecued meat and beer

Sex and sex

Originally Posted by Pregomeister

Some things are better in pairs:
Whiskey and ginger ale

Dear God. Stop right there.

^ I hope it's cheap blended whiskey, not a nice single malt.

I gotta also quibble about the title:

Twins: good things come in twos

None of the examples are twins (i.e. identical copies).

Title should have been Pairs: good things come in twos.

Now, in theme would be twin sisters.......

Twin sisters & Single Malt Whiskey... perfect!

Originally Posted by nidhogg

I gotta also quibble about the title: Twins: good things come in twos None of the examples are twins (i.e. identical copies). Title should have been Pairs: good things come in twos. Now, in theme would be twin sisters.......

Its Rangsit Riot who is jailed back as Prego. The guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Should have come back as Jethro Tull.











Thick as a freaking brick.

German twins; you know where that's headed!!!

Originally Posted by Pregomeister

Whiskey and ginger ale

Philistine.


Good matched pairs...
Chocolate and orange juice (ie Jaffas).
Steak and melted cheese.
Tea and scones.
Coffee and biscotti.
Butter and vegemite.
Pineapple and pawpaw (papaya).
Garlic and any meat.
Corned beef and mustard.
Frankfurters and tom sauce.
Ganja and sex.

Originally Posted by Pregomeister

Bacon and burgers
Steak and eggs

Wrong way around. It's bacon and eggs, and steak burger.

Butter and MARMITE!!

Originally Posted by patsycat

Butter and MARMITE!!

You didn't correct me on sex and ganja. I know you agree.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Butter and MARMITE!!

Half right - buttered toast and marmite....

^ Half right: Buttered toast and vegemite.
And the butter should be spread when the toast is warm, so the bigger lumps near the crusts and especially in the corners don't melt.

Bacon and Eggs.
Fuck Off and Jeff

Weiners and muffins....

Cocks and balls. Well I only have the one. No! Not ballroom balls you silly English caniggits.

Goats and goat ropers.

Ladyboys and balls?

Fish and scales. .......weights and measures. Ok Im done.

I don't like vegemite, i have tasted it and it is yucky.

Toast and MARMITE, with the butter spread right up into the corners.

Or

Marmite soldiers with a runny boiled egg.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

German twins; you know where that's headed!!!

Oh no, I feel like a Dog with twin dicks looking at that, the FB rub will have to take a backseat .

Every body get out of here! There's a lobster loose. Quick cover yourselves in butter sauce and carry lemons just in case.

Mayo and pickles, on the fish. Oops sowwie that be a trilogy.

Two shots of mercanz wiskey and two spotted cows. Now I'm living the dream. If I could only get the lao fish in the pool. It's not like getting texicanz to swim the Roi Grand.

Two boat loads of Haitians. Now that's in bad taste even for a couple of sharks. I'm in over my heads. Both of them.

Caviar and vodka.

Panda Cola and Cheesy Wotsits

Caviar with one of those special spoons, and ice cold vodka.

I shall dream.

Marmite soldiers are the bestest.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

German twins; you know where that's headed!!!

Not quite sure, Boo...

The Goat Thread, perhaps?...

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