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    Anyone can help with Thai script?

    I need a really offensive and to the point message written in Thai that will infuriate these people that are working here.

    I have two sets of ladders, together they cost about 5000 Baht, The problem is, these idiots come here every day to pick fruit then they are too lazy to be bothered to return the ladders, they just leave them out in the trees where anyone can steal them.

    What I was a after is some really offensive Thai script that called them out as lazy bastXXds for leaving the ladders out in the fields, and making some reference that if it was 6K Baht of their money they would take care of it and return the ladders back to somewhere they would not be stolen.

    It needs to offend them and use words like Ai Sat / Ai Here, it needs to drive the message home that they cannot just take the piss!
    Anyone that can put this sort of message into Thai that can be pinned to the ladders would be great! Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GRockwell
    It needs to offend them and use words like Ai Sat / Ai Here
    That kind of vernacular will get you dead. Just don't let them use the ladders again.

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    will get you dead
    indeed, and worse than that they will steal or destroy your ladders.

    a polite request will work more effectively.

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    ฉันรักเธอ
    กรุณาขายหรือขโมยบันไดนี้

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    Where you want they return the ladders?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    ฉันรักเธอ
    กรุณาขายหรือขโมยบันไดนี้
    My Mary says that that says, "Please steal the stepladder"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    ฉันรักเธอ กรุณาขายหรือขโมยบันไดนี้
    I like the way you write ^^ you funny

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    You could just flop out your schlong and motion for them to munch on it?

    Or piss, shit, puke and spunk all over the ladders before they use them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    ฉันรักเธอ
    กรุณาขายหรือขโมยบันไดนี้
    My Mary says that that says, "Please steal the stepladder"
    Your Mary's just being contrary! How does her garden grow?

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    ฉันรักเธอ กรุณาขายหรือขโมยบันไดนี้
    I like the way you write ^^ you funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    You could just flop out your schlong and motion for them to munch on it?

    Or piss, shit, puke and spunk all over the ladders before they use them?
    Fine ideas, Slap.

    Another option would be for him to get some cheap ladders that nobody would steal.

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    Sell the ladders.

    Get bamboo ones made for 50 baht.

    Get drunk.

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    Great minds think alike after all.

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    Great minds think alike.

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    try this, its a polite request to return the ladders after use.

    โปรดเอากลับมาคืนบันไดเมื่อเสร็จการใช้ ขอบคุณ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
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    no where near offensive and to be honest it means shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    try this its a polite request to return the ladders after use.

    โปรดเอากลับมาคืนบันไดเมื่อเสร็จการใช้ ขอขอบคุณ
    I don't want polite, I want something like Ai Hea! Ai Sat, I want to really offend these bastards! Ai Hea Ma! Something to make these dogs scrape their shoes!

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    Just put your fucking foot on their heads and piss on their motorbike.

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    ^^
    then you are just a fucking idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GRockwell View Post
    I need a really offensive and to the point message written in Thai that will infuriate these people that are working here.

    I have two sets of ladders, together they cost about 5000 Baht, The problem is, these idiots come here every day to pick fruit then they are too lazy to be bothered to return the ladders, they just leave them out in the trees where anyone can steal them.

    What I was a after is some really offensive Thai script that called them out as lazy bastXXds for leaving the ladders out in the fields, and making some reference that if it was 6K Baht of their money they would take care of it and return the ladders back to somewhere they would not be stolen.

    It needs to offend them and use words like Ai Sat / Ai Here, it needs to drive the message home that they cannot just take the piss!
    Anyone that can put this sort of message into Thai that can be pinned to the ladders would be great! Thanks.
    I think you'd be better off living somewhere else.


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    Why need to use word like ai sat or ai here that will make they get angry and do bad thing..

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    Another day, another multinick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
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    Khob khun ka...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza
    Why need to use word like ai sat or ai here
    Maybe he's a Geordie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza
    Why need to use word like ai sat or ai here
    Maybe he's a Geordie.
    And still recovering from his lobotomy.

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    You like when someone call you Ai here/ai sat?? I don't think^^If you like it maybe I will help you to write that script

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