BJ Coffee Bar in London

[kmart]

A company plans to set up a ‘fellatio café' in central London where customers receive oral sex while having a cappuccino.
Bradley Charvet, who is already planning a branch in Geneva to open this December, said the organisation he works for, called Bumpix, had its eyes on a property in Praed Street in Paddington.
Catering exclusively for men, Mr Charvet said the business would be like a “normal café” where up to 100 customers can sit and drink a coffee - but also be given oral sex by an escort.
Modelled on similar businesses in Thailand, the idea has already sparked uproar in Switzerland with the promise that punters can pick an escort from thumbnail photos on an iPad when they go inside.

London 'fellatio cafe' planned near Paddington station by Geneva businessman | London | News | London Evening Standard

[DJ Pat]

Praed Street is hardly the height of sophistication

I stayed in a hotel there in 2010.

[kmart]

^You can now re-create the sophistication and ambience of Soi Post Office a little closer to home, Pat?

[VocalNeal]

Would you like a shot with your shot?

[harrybarracuda]

Praed Street is hardly the height of sophistication

I stayed in a hotel there in 2010.

Handy if your train is running late though.

[baldrick]

something to galvanise the pommy economy after the brexit

though only blowjobs would be ok , as the fat slappers could not make pommyland a sex tourist destination

[DJ Pat]

pommyland a sex tourist destination

Those Turkish and moroccan pimps round there will be rubbing their hands together

[VocalNeal]

^ Ah the old THE CAMPFIRE MASTURBATION METHOD

[patsycat]

They are opening one in Geneva too!! It's going to be situated between Starbucks and MaccyD's!!

[Iceman123]

^
Will you be signing off the dole?

[Luigi]

Might move back to the UK after all. The place is starting to show promise.

[DJ Pat]

My mate just went to BJ's coffee bar and got swiftly arrested for indecent exposure. Much like British lap dancing clubs, touching of any kind is forbidden. The women simple simulate the BJs in a theatrical way. When he questioned this with staff, he was also beaten to a pulp by two Bulgarian doormen


Great to see Britain moving towards a moral society since Brexit

[BaitongBoy]

Pulp, as in orange juice?...

[patsycat]

^
Will you be signing off the dole?

No, but then you have never experienced my totally scrumpcious bjs.

Sort of work experience type of thing. I don't get paid. But the tips are good. Tax free. We are talking 100 swissies. A shot. So around 500 hundred for two hours. I like to take my time.

And i only work from 7 am till around 9. Rest of the day i can go shopping. I have to take my own spittoon. A Hello Kitty bucket seems to get them going. Swallowing is extra.

I do live in one of the most expensive cities in the world, and have to keep my standards up!!

[BaitongBoy]

^ Patsy, that's a 14-hour day...You must lurv yer job...Heh...

[patsycat]

It's a two hour day - 7-9 am!! Otherwise i would lie around at home watching silly tv.

You do know that this a joke post?!!

[BaitongBoy]

^ Cheers...

[Luigi]

[Neverna]

I'll start saving.

[Luigi]

Checked in already.

[patsycat]

Canny wait!!

TD reunion in Swissland!! Will Terry come?

LT was supposed to come years ago, never made it.

[DJ Pat]

My money's in Switzerland

Well, almost. I lost my wallet at the airport. Had 370 baht in it

[patsycat]

What's that? about 5 francs - wouldn't buy you a run away coffee.

[Nicethaiza]

I'm curious if guys who already marry still want to go there ... how much for a coffee?

[DJ Pat]

If I wanted to fellated by some skanky Uzbekistanian I'd go to CM2 in Sian Sq or Walking street