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    TV is down for Maintenance

    For two days.

    Expect a temporary influx of sad wankers.

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    and an increase in beer chang sales

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    For two days.

    Expect a temporary influx of sad wankers.
    They will help counterbalance the jollity that you bring to the forum and give it an air of normality.

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    Speaking strictly for myself, I'm already rubbed damned near raw, and could go for a recuperative Chang yai right about now, if any of y'all are buying.

    So anyway..... what have you guys been up to for the past 5 or 6 years?

    Same ol', same ol'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    For two days.

    Expect a temporary influx of sad wankers.
    They will help counterbalance the jollity that you bring to the forum and give it an air of normality.
    It might mean Booners comes back for another pasting.


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    Who hacked it?

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    are they installing slag banners too..?

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    I can smell the piss stained fookers already

    The news is still showing, it's the forum that displays this message...

    Fatal error: Call to a member function language() on null in /home/thaivcom/public_html/forum/system/Output/Output.php on line 526

    The poster must be having a holiday or gone into cardiac arrest..

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    There are going to be some frustrated and anger moderators pacing around their little studio rooms

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    Perhaps TV are going to change their software to VBulletin 3.6.1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Perhaps TV are going to change their software to VBulletin 3.6.1.

    Perhaps, this might be a plus - or not.

    The greatest benefit might be to dramatically adjust their general policies, all the software upgrade is quite moot - the place remains the same suppressive place.


    Not that they give a fuck over at TVF, but to suggest a good cleansing of the unnecessary ads that muck up the browsing and basic functioning experience would be nice [for those who might not want to install adblockplus].

    That would never come about, of course, as their existence is principled upon a business/advertising conduit.......less an open community forum.
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    They've copyrighted their upgrade message, or at least the tossers think they have.



    We are upgrading our system

    We're working hard to upgrade the forum, it will be ready to launch by 17:00 Sunday 31st July 2016

    Copyright 2016 - Thai Visa

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    The good news is that I have been able to rejoin SurinFarang. They don't realise it's me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    The good news is that I have been able to rejoin SurinFarang. They don't realise it's me.
    Why bother. No such real stimulation there, unless your looking to praise/suck up to sponsor-themed posts.

    Nonetheless, David will find ya and ban your arse keeping SF safe for the 4-5 regulars.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme
    No such real stimulation there, unless your looking to praise/suck up to sponsor-themed posts.
    Alan the Builder and his three friends can go and pee up their legs and play with the steam. I will not be silenced.

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    I don't mind the TV mail out because in each one there is a few articles worth having a look at.

    Thing is, when ya read the pathetic shite the cock sukers write over there ya wont to run over there and Top the foking lot of them.

    The Boss dumbs down everyone of them with his Moderating stick yet they still post on.

    Sad bunch of nancy boys.
    Stroller is a Yerman faggot.

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    Fellow members of TeakDoor.

    I call on you all to offer your prayers for the return of the water supply in East Surin and your best wishes for "georgefromcanada" in the hope that his house does not fall down.

    God bless you all.



    We are nice people on TeakDoor.

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    The message on there now says they're upgrading the den of snakes.

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    2 days for a forum upgrade ? did they go to the SubZero school of Forum Administration ?

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    I bet all the mods just got together for a trip

    Obviously they didn't wanna miss a post to delete or thread to close, so shut it down

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    Nothing wrong with my TV I'm sitting here watching it as I type this !

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    I saw it had closed for maintenance , after the French Moderater was found lying in the street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    2 days for a forum upgrade ? did they go to the SubZero school of Forum Administration ?
    Now it says Monday, 3 days.
    Perhaps they're reading from "Upgrading Your Website For Dummies".

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    Fellow members of TeakDoor.

    I call on you all to offer your prayers for the return of the water supply in East Surin and your best wishes for "georgefromcanada" in the hope that his house does not fall down.

    God bless you all.



    We are nice people on TeakDoor.
    Has Ivor attempted any of his lame as shit jokes yet? Very ''Edgy'' over there sometimes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukey1979
    Has Ivor attempted any of his lame as shit jokes yet? Very ''Edgy'' over there sometimes
    Last edited by Lukey1979 : Today at 12:38 PM.
    Yes, of course, he's not going to give up the habit of a lifetime any time soon. It's really very jolly over there but they are very particular about who they have as members.

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