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    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
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    Request your TD "on tour" pictures, taken by me.

    Quote Originally Posted by some other poster whose name I forget
    Pat, I think your next batch of photos should be upon request by TD members.

    Your mission, (should you choose to accept it) is get a policeman to hold the sign, then a bargirl and also stick it to the back of a bus and let it drive off.


    Any other suggestions should be posted here and then let DJP get his skates on and his camera charged.
    Ok then let's have a look at this challenge.

    Policeman.

    Bargirl

    Stick it to a bus.

    Get a TEFL-er to hold it**

    **But what constsitutes a tefl-er? If the guy isn't and is some Kiwi twice my size (yawn) then apparently I'd be fucked.

    Should I ask him first if he's indeed a "tefl-er"?

    Any other situations you'd like to see the TD banner in?

    Please realise I will be out doing this all this weekend and as I am mother-less, monday as well.

    Last night I was at the Robin Hood pub in Sukhumvit. I had to meet someone and then go onto somewhere else. There was a table of Bangkoktonight.com-ers, I know cos they were discussing the admin very loudly and were American, in their late 40s and ugly.

    How about I ask the likes of them to hold the banner?

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    just put the sign on some crackin lookin bargirls arse and ill be happy with that.

    fok the cop and the bus.

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    wedged in between a ladyboy's tits please.








    what was the question again?

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    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
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    Nah. the cop, BG, immigration official, milky white skinned 50-something buffon haired khunying at some posh mall.

    That's just for starters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    some other poster whose name I forget
    Hmm...

    OK, so you're really going to do it.

    I request you make a sign saying 'STROLLER BENDS PYGMIES' and stick it to the side of the skytrain at your nearest station, then take a photo of it going away, if you own a Samsung NV10 you can take multiple paparazzi machine gun shots like on a grown ups camera.

    If you video it and stick it on YouTube I may even give you a green.

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    Totally naked girl, in the pouring rain, smiling broadly and holding your sign above her head. Please.

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    M.B.K. thats the poshest aint it.

    anyway that 4 th floor full of telephones and drop dead gorgeous thai girls is a winner.

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    Stuck to a soi dogs bum
    Held between the amuptated stumps of a beggar
    Being held to the bars of one of those police vans
    Beside a road accident victim (bonus greenies if they are bleeding)
    On a tank
    On the sky train tracks with the angry guard picking it up.
    In the window of expensive clothes shops in Siam Paragon.

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    glued tp the top of a trollups head whilst your getting 500 baht BJ .

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    In a Soi 6 ST room
    Pinned to the pole in a GoGo
    Prominently displayed on a Baht Bus
    Held by a US soldier in Iraq or 'Ghan
    Displayed by a vendor at the Floating Markets

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    pinned to a soi dogs arse whilst its eating an arsenic sandwich.

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    All over Baiyoke 2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    glued tp the top of a trollups head whilst your getting 500 baht BJ .
    700B in Bangkok now (apparently).

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    This has the potential for comedy on a grand scale... or tragedy. In either event it'll be funny on some level!

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    たのむよ。
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    He's out there already.

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    ^ Classic! Can't wait for this, going to be brilliant!

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    on the back of those crippled beggars that drag themselves around chat u chat market.

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    write up my ally this thread, being a the very bent and twisted bastard that i am.

    dirty dog is nearly in my league.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benbaaa
    Totally naked girl, in the pouring rain, smiling broadly and holding your sign above her head. Please.
    I like benbaaa's idea the best.
    it should be given priority.
    The rain is not essential.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    write
    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    dirty dog is nearly in my league.
    you're certainly in his spelling league.

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    ^

    whats wrong with my spelling noona?

    was taught by a pommy bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    whats[sic] wrong with my spelling noona?
    It's atrocious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    was taught by a pommy bastard.
    You obviously weren't paying attention then.

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    Photo of a ladyboy, bikini bottoms pulled down at knee level.

    Sign 'paperclipped' by, and between, penis and testicles.

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    Being chased by sloths DJ Pat's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Held between the amuptated stumps of a beggar

    In the window of expensive clothes shops in Siam Paragon.
    Almost:





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