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    AMATEUR FLOOD - New TGS TD Tribute film!

    Shot and edited in half an afternoon - AMATEUR FLOOD is a music video of Philippine flood and Teak Door footage using ORIGINAL music which I wrote, composed and sung back in 2001 when Food Records in Camden were considering making me labelmates with Blur but never fucking did because I didn't have my own band, yet they me back for two more interviews.

    So it is with a bitter heart I have created this music video on a budget of 2 hours twenty minutes. Unfortunately Sandra didn't consent to me using footage of her getting undressed so instead I have thrown in footage of her nagging and a brief shot of me being sick.

    I also attempt to interview a local kid and the video is pepered with subliminal messages and TD imagary.

    Click on the link, give it a few minutes to load and sit back and enjoy AMATEUR FLOOD!

    Quality is the same as last time, I did try it on best quality but it never loaded onto YouTube despite leaving it overnight.

    DAILYMOTION LINK: Video AMATEUR FLOOD - sexy, girls, Philippines - Dailymotion Share Your Videos

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    Motown could have made me labelmates with the Jackson 5, save for the unfortunate shortfall of me not having a band and various other sundry shortcomings.

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    ^ Nevermind that, did you enjoy Amateur Flood?

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    I'd have liked you to put on your gumboots and go outside a bit more, rather than scrolling down computer screens, because I couldn't see any rain falling.

    But otherwise fine. You have to work with the content you have at your disposal and obviously there's just slum out there. It would have been nice if you could have waded out and tried to film through keyholes of naked teenagers wringing out their sodden tattered rags.

    You should take out the clip of you vomiting, thats just distasteful and slightly horrid and you risk people just clicking off at that point !
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    Scampy, do you think it's possible to have a movie which does't feature a large proportion of it focusing on your head?

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    where is Sandra naked as well?

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    ^ Considering it was a music video the shots of me were minimal, I also grossly distorted the shape of my head to make me more handsome.

    And I gave you a green for something about 20 minutes ago so fuck off!

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    Just reduce the head shots to maybe the last frame.

    Where was Sandra naked. I'm sure you promised some shots of her

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    Didn't I explain that already?

    Unfortunately Sandra didn't consent to me using footage of her getting undressed so instead I have thrown in footage of her nagging and a brief shot of me being sick.

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    I also concur with the party line of "More tits".

    There has to be an alternative 'lads' version of these vids.

    Whilst I am always happy to see your product, I think the support base elsewhere may wane and go on strike unless there is adult-oriented material.

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    Porn is SO yesterday... Flooding is where it's at.

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    ^You have to always be mindful of your audience.

    This was a Teakdoor audience presumably, given the screenshots. (as opposed to the Camden record company being the audience).....

    ...and I think that the consensus here - if you want to keep certain parties' attention - is that some adult material is called for.

    Credit for bashing the piece out so fast, but a quick turnaround time is not as key as content.

    ps Can you print the lyrics of the song
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    I liked the song apart from the chorus part.

    A decent effort re the movie, but I agree with the other chaps that more female clothesless body and less Scampy would improve our viewing pleasure.

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    I liked the subtle rhyming of 'summer' and 'bummer'


    At least its novel...unlike 'wave your hands in the air' always followed by "like you don't care'

    ....but, I take issue because, .I do care,....... I do.

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    LYRICS: BIG SUMMER

    I’m like a bullet, I’ve been loaded I’ve been fired
    Now I’m more like a cannon – primed and ready, not to mention loose
    I’m doing this all the wrong way round – staggering home to hit the town
    I just had a shave with Mr Muscle bathroom mousse

    (In the meantime)

    I’ve found my Viagra shampoo,
    Let’s go painting the town navy blue,
    There’s not a lot else we can do but have a drink another drink a drink another drink another drink a drink another drink another drink another –

    Big big summer, last one was a bummer baby
    Big big summer, last one was a bummer baby
    Big big summer, last one was a bummer and the scientists say we’re moving to the sun

    I’ve made a right pigs ear of adulthood so far
    I’ve made a promise to myself to see this through
    I’ll stay inside and eat my words - baking my bread to feed the birds
    I’m not a sufferer of S.A.D. like you

    (In the meantime)

    I’ve found my Viagra shampoo,
    Let’s go painting the town navy blue,
    There’s not a lot else we can do but have a drink another drink a drink another drink another drink a drink another drink another drink another –

    CHORUS

    Radio forecast

    It’s a beautiful day although it’s pissing down with rain
    If you want to be showered wuth attention stay with me
    I’m a well educated fool - we went to passion summer school
    We have centigrade although we’ve no degrees

    (In the meantime)

    I’ve found my Viagra shampoo,
    Let’s go painting the town navy blue,
    There’s not a lot else we can do but have a drink another drink a drink another drink another drink a drink another drink another drink another –

    "If the sun were hollow, a million earths could fit inside… And yet the sun is only a medium sized star."

    We deserve a big big summer etc…


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    "Hello, Scampy here - Teakdoor.com, can I interview you? Do you speak English? No. Bummer"

    I missed the rest as I couldn't stop laughing at that bit.

    Good stuff mate. I'll watch it again now.



    Great stuff. You are a star.
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    ta,

    ...now I can singalong.

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    ^

    Scarcasm will be the death of you Moogy.

    Here's a picture of Kelly Brook.


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    I've just watched it again. This time reading the printout of the lyrics.

    I like it all, but I think your singing voice needs coaching, it is a bit adenoidal. It sounds just like Kenneth "stop messin' about" Williams

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    Good effort Scampy. Enjoyable viewing and about the right length.

    Pardon me for saying so, but it looks like an awful place to live.

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    ^^ The initial idea back in 2000 was to compose, write and perform the songs then find musicians to play them and a male and a female singer to sing them.

    I could then stand at the back of the stage playing the maracas and accordion and take the money.

    That's what Ian Brody out of The Lightening Seeds did, only he sang the songs as well - need I say more.

    Another bedroom artist who was supplied a band was JK from Jamariquai but fortunately for him he was good looking and had a good voice too.

    They say I quit to easily, maybe that was the case - but not being too good at rejection it was 7 years (i.e. now) before I had the guts to put them in public earshot again, but I can't take it too seriously which is maybe why I am in a slum in the Phillipines and the members of Madness are all skint.

    People want Coldplay... People want student union angst.

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    I can't get the song out of my mind now, its very catchy.

    My parents once bought a caravan from Chris Martin (of Coldplay) parents. That must rank me on some 'Scampy-narrow-brush-with-fame' interactive wallchart.

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    Scampy, on DailyMotion It seems as if you have improved the quality
    it isn't as pixellated as in your previous " walking with...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog View Post

    My parents once bought a caravan from Chris Martin (of Coldplay) parents. That must rank me on some 'Scampy-narrow-brush-with-fame' interactive wallchart.
    Did he ever stay in the caravan?

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    Um....well he might have done, but it was 35 years ago, so probably before his time.

    But, If we start talking about my caravan trips to Dulverton, Scampy will start getting fractious, like he did when I once mentioned Willem Dafoe into a topic (until such time as he wanted to start a topic all about Willem Dafoe of course!)

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