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    Somtamslap EXPOSED.

    After some careful research, i've managed to find out what the fat fucker does in his spare time - as in the time he has inbetween toilet trading and eating kebabs.

    Turns out he won a Billy Bragg soundalike competiton, and now does lip-sync for the great man.




    On ya fatman.





    Anybody sussed out any other fatblokes?

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    Ladies and gentlemen, i give you sherrif fatman.

    http://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...p-exposed.html (Somtamslap EXPOSED.)

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    ^ Thanks for linking to it, I would never have found it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    ^ Thanks for linking to it, I would never have found it myself.
    Odd.


    Something to do with taking out the "s" from https/ "

    Try this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lom
    http://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...ml#post3317845 (Somtamslap EXPOSED.)
    Eh?

    Just found a way up me own arsehole.

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    Did get-fucked Friday start early this week?

    Jolly good. Carry on. Don't ponce out after the first evening on the piss.

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    Somtamslap, out on his trusty pushbike with lycra,
    decides to put on a hands free show for a photographer,
    the inevitable happens..

    Mr Slap was just about to crest Box Hill in Surrey - when he spotted a photographer and spread his arms wide with a grin.














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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Eh? Just found a way up me own arsehole.







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    Thank fuck the "EXPOSED" part wasn't what I thought...

    I was in a dilemma about viewing this thread when I saw the title, but decided the risk of actually seeing Slap exposed was worth it.

    I think I need to seek a mental health professional.....

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    Somtamslaps, The Unstopable Sex Machine??? Is Stoker trying to tell us something; farking shifter...

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    This thread isn't what I thought it would be.

    Not sure if relieved or disappointed.

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    Secret shifters.....

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    That's a nice landing on Surreys soft grass, the Tarmac was missed, lucky .
    Now why did that front wheel turn left?
    Because he doesn't know how to ride without holding the steering , and pushing down a left pedal turns the weight to the left.

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