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    Bring your daughter to the slaughter

    Do a John Mark Karr

    'Confess' to the abduction of Madeleine McCann and get a free trip to Portugal.

    I understand Lisbon is nice at this time of year.

    Then you can prove you were on an internet forum in Thailand at the time of the murder and off you go free to drink sherry and eat tapas.

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    free room as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Then you can prove you were on an internet forum in Thailand at the time of the murder and off you go free to drink sherry and eat tapas.
    After being done for wasting police time and trying to pervert the course of justice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    After being done for wasting police time and trying to pervert the course of justice.
    Call now and as a bonus you'll also get to be reviled by the public for absolutely free!

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    no publicity is bad publicity. think of your budding movie career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian
    think of your budding movie career
    I have a movie career?*






    *Presuming the porno I made as a young, struggling, actor doesn't count

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    Could say it was a publicity stunt to promote 'Walking With Ladyboys'

    Quick quick, before the parents are nabbed for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog
    Then you can prove you were on an internet forum in Thailand at the time of the murder and off you go free to drink sherry and eat tapas.
    After being done for wasting police time and trying to pervert the course of justice.
    If this involves fellatio, count me in, provided she's hot.

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    I've been thinking all along that the parents were responsible and they've been trying to pin it on some phantom paedophile. After all, the tabloid press would have you believe there's one lurking behind every tree just waiting for the opportunity to pounce

    My theory, is that the parents were out on the piss with their mates having left the three kids alone (which in itself would be an offence in most western countries I believe). I don't believe they went back and checked the kids every 20 minutes as they have claimed (in fact a waiter in the restaraunt they were in has made a statement that they didn't leave all evening). Then when they got back to the room, they discovered there'd been an accident, panicked, got rid of the body and collaberated with their mates on a cover up story.

    The weak part is they'd have to get all 7 of the people they were with to backup their story, but I don't really buy their explanation at all.
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    Have to agree with you Gerbil - there is something not right about this case

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