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    I am in Jail

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    My mom bailed me out of jail

    when I was 18. Did anyone else have their parents help them in extraordinary circumstances?

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    Nope.

    Still, having been detained as a Chilean naval spy in Bolivia, and having had an aggressive llama in my living room being nasty to a Shetland pony, I think lifes drama is complete.

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    wanna provide any more detail? as an op its pretty boring...

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    ^^ Gosh, I bet you've never owned an umbrella.

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    nope, bastard did'nt even come to see me when i was in maximum security.

    jessus,

    it was'nt my fault i shot that guy.

    the bastard gave me a red and wrote shit on my CV.

    do it again in a flash.

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    tsk......my parents didnt even come to my wedding.

    well that may have been because i didnt tell them about it

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    I am in Jail

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    i was sold to circus performers aa child. i now train shetland's for people like sabang. i dont talk on the internet about prison. its in the past. want to buy a pony?

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    'Ow much?

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    ^^

    no, but how about a free ticket to the circus.?

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    I am in Jail

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    ^^ how many legs do you want it to have? got a very pretty two-toned 3 legger --previously owned by a monk in phatalung -- the hanging aparatus is a bit stained but it'll wash out and I will throw it in for free. say...837 baht and a 40 kilo sack of khao neow? but for you, make it an even 830...guarantee speedy's (the pony) got a good fuck or two left in her. pm my boy ldma over on channel 13 for pics.

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    Despoiled by a monk?
    I won't go a penny over 500.

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    my old man was very strict
    the deal was that, if I ever got into crime and caught, no bail!

    and to re-enforce what punishment awaited me,
    he had a judge friend, he played bridge with, that would give me
    the lowdown on jail time due vis a vi type of felony

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    SOLD! man after my own heart. not many of us crippled little equine fuckers around these parts. by the way...do you have your fill of pics of pony's wearing nazi outfits? i'm gonna miss old speedy. off to say g'bye now.

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    I prefer them in pink frills, but I would never admit that here because it's gay.

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