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    ^ ^ no esky or beer holder

    how are you expected to light your smoke ?

    and all manbags should be pink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon
    Look really nice. Who made them? A pro model maker or a skilled hobbyist making some extra cash?
    Just a hobbyist I think. The pro-modellers charge a packet for a build. These were not much more than the kit price.

    Mad skillz. Just the external camo paintwork on the Messerschmitt 110 must have taken hours.

    Gives me that 10-year-old butterflies in the stomach feeling to look at them. I think I could get into modelling as a hobby when I am old and defunct and retired and bored.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    What is the dildo shaped extension in between your legs for Dill?



    I have seen these hoverboards before but they never had that bit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    I have seen these hoverboards
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    What is the dildo shaped extension in between your legs for Dill?
    maybe to validate the hover part of the marketing

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    Looper will have a remote control engine and upskirt cam on that Messerschmitt in no time.

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    ^ Explains why he went for various camouflages. Urban and desert (beach) perve missions.

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    Cool purchase, Dill.

    You have remarkably smooth legs mate! - fess up...did you wax your legs to reduce the drag-queen co-efficiency whilst on the machine?

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    Thats the guy selling it you nutter

    Did someone mention pink ?



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    Nice big chin rest.


    Why do they have foot prints where the missus' knees are supposed to go?

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    wow, that is cool.

    How much, Dilly?

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    18,000 baht

    It comes with a years warranty with that too and 6 months battery warranty.

    Theres some guy selling them for 15k in MBK but with 7 days guarantee.Looking on a UK site, they want nearly 40,000 baht.

    There is one drawback though, its a grey import from China and to activate it you need to put in a HK or Chinese number into the phone app otherwise it is limited to 4kmh, the alarm going off and it leans backwards to virtually make you get off the thing.Luckily i know someone in Hong Kong and activated it this morning or it would be pretty fukkin useless.

    Ive just been around the car park and to the 7/11 with the missus on it now.

    Ive got a vid of the missus gobbing it over a speed bump. I'd upload it to here but Luigi would get too exited with her melons falling out.

    In the meantime heres a pic of some other things that come out of her bra now.














    If you need some we have plenty here Luigi

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    ^

    Those indentations Dill.

    Is that where the Nipples sit ????

    Just askin like.

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    Thatll be where Mao's tongue sits

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    ^

    Oh that explains it all then.

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    A couple of other things in that shop yesterday.....



    Electric Yamaha scooter. I think the top speed was 48kmh and it went for about 80 kilometres if i remember right. 45,000 baht to buy. I cant see many buying it.


    And heres the ninebot one, 17,000 baht for those....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    What is the dildo shaped extension in between your legs for Dill?
    Thats to steer with.... or grasp tightly for dear life as you fly over a speed bump

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    ^

    Those indentations Dill.

    Is that where the Nipples sit ????

    Just askin like.
    Heat guards for cooking.

    Don't want them melting, eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    There is one drawback though, its a grey import from China and to activate it you need to put in a HK or Chinese number into the phone app otherwise it is limited to 4kmh, the alarm going off and it leans backwards to virtually make you get off the thing.Luckily i know someone in Hong Kong and activated it this morning or it would be pretty fukkin useless.


    & it was all going so well...

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    Yep. Fukker could have told me that before i bought it.

    I rang him up last night and he put me onto his son, who had me trawling through 'receive online sms' sites. None of them worked.

    I would have took the fukker back to him today if i couldnt have sorted it. But that tosser should have told me before i bought it.

    Oh well it all worked out. I might go back and get another because i can just see arguments with one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    I would have took the fukker back to him today if i couldnt have sorted it. But that tosser should have told me before i bought it.
    Well, at least they weren't 2000 baht shoes on promotion for 9000 baht.


    foking big windows, in Bangkok.

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    You would look the nuts if you could get hold of a fully lit up Tron suit.

    Suit up and bomb around Cowboy would be the way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    Well, at least they weren't 2000 baht shoes on promotion for 9000 baht.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon
    You would look the nuts if you could get hold of a fully lit up Tron suit.


    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Yep. Fukker could have told me that before i bought it.
    TiT... Good you got it working and the kids will love it (make sure you know where the local hospital is for broken arms, etc).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    make sure you know where the local hospital is for broken arms, etc
    Cheerful fukker aint ya?

    No wonder Luigi's been taking your missus down Bangsaen every weekend. You may wanna check out a few clinics yourself

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    Don't worry, I've got some impulse buys turning up soon, so that'll give you a laugh.

    BTW, don't show off in front of the kids!

    How do I post these pictures???

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