Show us your impulse buy

**PlanK** · 12-07-2019, 05:49 PM

^
Do they work on penises?
Asking for a friend*

* not Cyrille.

**PAG** · 12-07-2019, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Plan B

^
Do they work on penises?
Asking for a friend*

* not Cyrille.

Not that I'm aware of. However, in the spirit of forum helpfulness and compassion, a quick look on Lazada for Cyrille (sorry, your friend), came up with this that might fit the Bill (or Roger, or David):

https://www.lazada.co.th/products/ca...36BPB&search=1

Hope it helps.

**Bettyboo** · 12-07-2019, 06:44 PM

^ I hope those are inch markers rather than cm markers or else I wouldn't be able to fit my dick in there to start the enlargement process...

**Looper** · 12-07-2019, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by PAG

a quick look on Lazada came up with this

A very daring impulse find PAG

If that tube is glass just be careful that it has been properly pressure tested.

Could be a messy and embarrassing visit to ER if you push the design envelope with that bad boy and it implodes while the old fella is under maximum extrusion pressure!!

**PAG** · 12-07-2019, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

A very daring impulse find PAG

If that tube is glass just be careful that it has been properly pressure tested.

Could be a messy and embarrassing visit to ER if you push the design envelope with that bad boy and it implodes while the old fella is under maximum extrusion pressure!!

Strangely, after clicking on 'penis enlargement' in the Lazada app, and posting on here, when I tried to go back to the page I got a 'over subscribed web site' message. I have this mental image of keyboards from Chiang Rai to Satun pausing whilst credit cards are frantically looked for, and beads of sweat dripping on the adjacent mouse.

**Looper** · 12-07-2019, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by happynz

On 20 July, 1969 Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin stepped out on the surface of the moon. Now, being a man of modest means I cannot go out and buy the "original" moonwatch, the Omega Speedmaster (they cost thousands of dollars).

Did you not know that the moon landings were all faked happy?

You should just buy a fake Omega.

This is my fake of the Apollo XV 35th anniversary Speedmaster from 2006.

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I love the bronze dials on the steel case.

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The 48th anniversary is in 2 weeks so I shall be wearing it with pride.

**happynz** · 13-07-2019, 12:24 AM

Wear it in good health.

**Looper** · 13-07-2019, 01:13 AM

Will do happs.

Check out the scalextric LED headlights on my cyber-hoover so you can even hoover at night time.

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And it has little green LEDs on the body. Not sure what for but they look cool.

Do Filipinas shed an unusual amount of hair compared to other women or is my new super dooper transformers hoover just better at picking up hair than the old one?

**Eliminator** · 13-07-2019, 07:51 PM

Do they have them for boots? Damn I should have asked if they have BOOT streathers.

**Norton** · 13-07-2019, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by happynz

Instead I opted for the much more affordable Bulova model known as the Moon Apollo Lunar Pilot Chronograph

Very nice. Good value Enjoy.

Then there is this watch.

"Paul Newman's 'Paul Newman' Rolex Daytona Sells For $17.8 Million, A Record For A Wristwatch At Auction"

https://www.forbes.com/sites/hylabau.../#765e705d5313

**Chittychangchang** · 29-09-2019, 07:01 AM

Bought a Peaky Blinders hat today for a tenner, quite like the new look..

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**Dillinger** · 29-09-2019, 07:47 AM

Not a very good photo mate... Zoom out a bit

**dirk diggler** · 29-09-2019, 03:06 PM

A bunnet!

**Bettyboo** · 05-10-2019, 11:00 AM

So, the wife mentioned that the Vivo 11i she bought recently is good for the price, but not really on the same level as the Galaxy Note and Sony Xperia that she has had before; she mentioned that the new Note 10 in the smaller size was reaaly nice.

So, I popped into a shop yesterday, and picked up the smaller Note 10, and she's right it is really nice. So, I traded in my Note 9 (never much liked it, did everything well, but just never bonded with it) and bought meself a Note 10.

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I like it in red, a new colour for me...

Don't know why, but the wife isn't talking to me today; hope she cracks on and makes me some lunch soon...

**David48atTD** · 05-10-2019, 11:53 AM

Fishy will like this ...

**VocalNeal** · 05-10-2019, 12:52 PM

Do you have any grandchildren to leave it to?

I bought one of these on AirAsia. Seemed like a good idea. Gave it to wife she said she had been looking for one. Bonus points.

**cyrille** · 05-10-2019, 01:02 PM

OK so...is it a speaker?

Shall I put something up next?

**Neverna** · 05-10-2019, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Very nice, David.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Fishy will like this ...

I like it too.

Do you have any projects to use them on?

**Bettyboo** · 05-10-2019, 06:39 PM

Toolsets...

Speakers...

**Neverna** · 05-10-2019, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Toolsets...

Not just any tool set; a tap and die set.

**Luigi** · 05-10-2019, 09:30 PM

Lulu fails the OCD test.

Gotta go squirt meself 3.75 squirts of wine now, before walking 4.25 laps of the garden.

**Bettyboo** · 05-10-2019, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by Neverna

Not just any tool set; a tap and die set.

When I was at uni and worked as a fax engineer during breaks, I did get excited by Snap-Ons...

**Chittychangchang** · 06-10-2019, 01:18 AM

There's a lot to be said for the quality of Snap ons...

**Jack meoff** · 06-10-2019, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Gotta go squirt meself 3.75 squirts of wine now, before walking 4.25 laps of the garden.

You know how to live the dream Lu

**Luigi** · 06-10-2019, 02:22 PM

Amen brutha.

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