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    The Homo Handshake

    Just had some guy approach me, he knew my name and asked how i was. I dont know him from Adam although i might have met him whilst on a drunken skirmish.

    Anyhow, he extended the arm so i shook his hand and he tickled my palm with his finger.it felt a bit awkward

    Is that the Homo handshake?

    Betty, Dicky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    I dont know him from Adam although i might have met him whilst on a drunken skirmish.
    Sounds like you did more than that.

    The palm tickle's the invite for second helpings.



    Any indication if Adam knows or not?

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    Were you drinking a strawberry breezer at the time dill? That's a dead set signal to alert shifters to one another. Sort of like a gay dar Drink beerlao and these fuckers will know that you are a real man and won't be giving you them faggotty handshakes

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    You would stop hanging around in Boy's Town

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    Luigi, did u google that?

    Lao,




    Al, go and fuck yourself

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    Looks like i got to third base




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    You've upgraded from bogroll on the table.


    He'll be impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post

    Al, go and fuck yourself
    We all know


    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Paid for the room, went onto the balcony and thats when i saw it, the sign... and realised I had found my calling .


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    He's sat the other end of the bar.

    Any homophobes on here fancy a few free beers

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    Has he got a butterfly tattoo?

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    How did he know your name, did you find out?

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    Nah. Maybe Quentin was a lucky guess.

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    The Homo Handshake
    Also called the "reacharound".....

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    Good luck, Dill...Was it a firm "grip?"...

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    Careful Dill, next will be a dinner invite followed by the much expected spooning, naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker
    Were you drinking a strawberry breezer at the time dill?
    1 Breezer, 2 straws

    Dill's a faggot fucking fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Homo handshake?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Just had some guy approach me, he knew my name and asked how i was. I dont know him from Adam although i might have met him whilst on a drunken skirmish.
    Have you woken up from any drunken skirmishes with a sore arse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Just had some guy approach me, he knew my name and asked how i was. I dont know him from Adam although i might have met him whilst on a drunken skirmish.

    Anyhow, he extended the arm so i shook his hand and he tickled my palm with his finger.it felt a bit awkward

    Is that the Homo handshake?

    Betty, Dicky?
    He's a Goatfucker or Mason. Whatever term you prefer.

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    ^ I'm sending ya'll a gift...


    *Cock flavored lollipops!!..


    You pooves gave me flack, no end (around xmas)... for being a fag - bloody hypocrites the lot of ya!

    from goat threads, to strong positive females, to becoming a mincer, homo-handshakes... what next? how to clamp my loose ass muscles - tighter around his cock??



    Hey guys! random ting tong statement of the week from me...


    being a straight/heterosexual man, I bought a pocket pussy *as you do... 55 d har har... yup, a flesh-light mutha fuckerers!

    I got the ice-clear so I can see my junk - its transparent (the pussy, not my dick).

    Oh yeah, my point... they have vaginas (like what I bought, being a non-fag) but they also have ass versions (vomit)... so go get sum!!

    love yas!
    Last edited by NZdick1983; 19-06-2016 at 02:09 PM.

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    Careful Dill, next will be a dinner invite followed by.....
    As they say in Bingo, ''Two to Dine....Sixty-Nine.''


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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh








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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker
    Were you drinking a strawberry breezer at the time dill?
    Quote Originally Posted by boloa
    You would stop hanging around in Boy's Town
    BLD & Boloa have it sussed...



    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
    He's a Goatfucker
    There's no need to bring goats into this! Especially with this fella around:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    you bought a hemorrhoid cushion for your sore arse ? colour is apt

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    FyI this thread is

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