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    Chinese chicks.. the good, the bad and the ugly.

    I've gone right off Flippers, my encounters so far have been far from stimulating and really, if I have to eat that roadkill they call cuisine the rest of my days I want a Mrs whose back end doesn't look like a bus. Nuff said...

    *(no offence to the lovely Mrs Knowlton and the ever enlightening Katie23 of course)

    England may have only managed a draw at the weekend, but I'm hitting the back of the Russian net regularly.. however once the perestroika and vodka have worn off I wonder how long it will take before the pale skin and dark moods make a sojurn in a Siberian gulag start to seem like an uplifting experience... not long I fear, hence the journey for a wife continues.

    So China beckons, and not one to stereotype I am open to offers as long as she's not a buck tooth oompa loompa in black rim glasses, and considering that at my age appetite is something is created in the kitchen.. I'm thinking about a Chinky.. err I mean Chinese lady of course. So fellas... drawing on your years of experience once more I need to know the pitfalls and the benefits of the Chinese woman...
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    They shit in the apartment lift, according to youtube, so watch out for that.

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    Since there are around 0.6 billion of them, I am sure you'll find one to get along with.

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    Chinese or not
    You'll probably have to hit the shower once in a while,unless you'll find a Pommy Dame.

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    Problem is you have one then you want another half an hour later.

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    Pictures?...FFS...And not the apartment lift, Luigio...

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    They use chopsticks - a useless utensil - to eat rice, which is a shit food that we throw out of planes to starving people in Africa.

    Beware.

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    Naughtiest woman I ever dated was Chinese

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    ^ And?...

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    They are not taught to walk, but they can count...

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    Quote Originally Posted by steevee View Post
    Naughtiest woman I ever dated was Chinese
    With no tits or arse to speak of, they have to work hard to compensate for quite a lot.

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    @neo - no offense taken. I've traveled enough to be aware of the pitfalls of my country, people & food. So, I take it that you weren't able to say "maganda ka" & "mahal kita"? Lol. If dating a Chinese woman, remember "ni hao ma?" & "xie xie". I got that from Chinese friends. Cheers!

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    ^Translate, please, katie...You never know...Heh...

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    Ni hao ma? = how are you (doing)
    Usual response is, Hao, xie xie. = Good, thank you.
    Xie xie (pronounced shee shee, or at least sounded that to me) = thank you.

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    ^ Cheers...Got that, Neo?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23
    ni hao ma?" & "xie xie
    way , nee how is more how I would pronounce it

    and she she ne for thank you very much

    and peejoo ping for cold beer

    though neo , considering the issues with sex outside marriage in the middle east , maybe you should stick to wanking

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    Don't they cut off your hand for that?...

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    This thread is nothing without pictures!

    I've got a lot of Chinese students at the uni in Korea, so have seen them close-up over the last couple of years and while many are very pretty, they seem mostly unbalanced and even more (equally?) fuked up as my wife (Thai women generally?), and I wouldn't personally start a relationship with one...

    But, I did have a three year relationship with a Mongolian (Outer Mongolia, Ulaan Bataar), and she was great - one of the best, if not the best, gf I've had from any country. That's Mongolian, not Chinese. You must be able to meet a Mongolian in Dubai, Neo.


    https://www.zomato.com/dubai/mongoli...ecue-oud-metha

    Not Mongolian in reality, but might be a starting point?

    So, some snaps of Mongolian women:







    & they still look cute when they get older:

    How do I post these pictures???

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    Very blokey looking, hygiene clearly an issue ... and is Mongolian cuisine any better than Flipper food.?

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    ^ If you're into Yak's cheese and milk, it's a winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    though neo , considering the issues with sex outside marriage in the middle east ,
    I haven't been rohypnol'd by an arab yet... so far so good

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    Quote Originally Posted by steevee View Post
    Naughtiest woman I ever dated was Chinese
    More info please Steevee

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    I spend about 2 1/2 years in Taiwan, and they are the nicest Chinese people I have met anywhere. They are known throughout Asia for having sincere and gentle hearts. You won't go wrong if you find a good one. Their level of education is quite high, which I reckon is what you need.

    Having said that, they can be rather stubborn, but obviously not all.
    Same as Thais....there are plenty of sincere, cool-tempered Thai women who are not money hungry. I found and married one.

    Mainland Chinese are as we have seen here, though from the countryside they can be ok. Mostly though, they have been brainwashed and de-cultured by their Communist upbringing. Paul Theroux called them the most cynical people in the world.

    Hong Kong and Singaporean girls are too materialistic.

    It's all a numbers game. Dating sites are the way to go. Keep moving till you find a few good ones, and get her email address early before she gets sick of receiving idiotic sexual requests from Western guys, and deletes her profile.
    You can infer / deduce a lot from her profile, and esp from her occupation.
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    Lot of competition for Chinese women in China due to years of a one child policy and abortions of healthy girls.

    I believe the men outnumber the women by 8-1.

    Get yourself to Africa and get yourself a zulu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Lot of competition for Chinese women in China due to years of a one child policy and abortions of healthy girls.

    I believe the men outnumber the women by 8-1.

    Get yourself to Africa and get yourself a zulu
    Better yet...the Pacific Islands.
    Not money hungry, brought up to think a woman's place is cooking, looking after the house, and pleasing the bread-winner (though will work happily to earn extra), and sensual/love sex. Down-to-earth. Good women.

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