Thread: If Keda fought El Gibbon

I was just thinking about some of Teak Doors well respected, aimeable low key members, you know - thoose who contribute constructively, have a life outside the forum and do not fuss over post counts or get into quarrels, and I was wondering who would win if Keda had a fight with Ed Gibbon.

Which two low key members would you like to see in a fight and who do you think would win?

i have often thought about Lily and Jet Gorgon mudwrestling, but never really considered who would win.

I will go with Jet Gorgon. Lily disqualified for gouging.

Can't see keda fighting with anyone, but if it was that or multiple gangrape then I guess could go through the motions before conceding a technical ko to EG, unless of course he'd care to concede first.

Would pay to witness a last man standing between the irresistible force, a la master of oneliners, and the immoveable object, aka the gangling kraut, with keyboards at dawn.

Is it pronounced "Kedda" or "Keeda"?

I'd go for El Gibbon.

I have a phobia of gibbons, see.

Originally Posted by keda

Would pay to witness a last man standing between the irresistible force, a la master of oneliners, and the immoveable object, aka the gangling kraut, with keyboards at dawn.

I got Stroller, but who on Earth is the other chap?

The oneliner guy? Boon Mee?

Blackgang?

Stroller and Blackgang are top posters, it has to be duelling among the more underrated posters, Lom you are one of them, keep yourself to yourself don't you - this thread is to put you guys in the spotlight.

i'd like to see KW and mrT in a fight to the death.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i'd like to see KW and mrT in a fight to the death.

Left hand is KW, right hand is MrT? Guess it depends if the rightful body owner is a rightie or a leftie. I think I'd go with MrT, because he is handsome.

Keda and EG? Maybe they'd go to a sequestered spot, agree to each punch themselves once for a bruise effect, then play jan ken poi (rock, scissors, paper) for best outta two, go back in public and annouce a peace treaty.

Marmite and GoW -- 100 to 1 on GoW, please.

Buadhai and Curious George -- hehe, they'd do it by pm and end up talking about orchids and aphids.

Lily could clean my clocks any day; no need for her disqualification. I'd get her later in the alley, SBF.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Is it pronounced "Kedda" or "Keeda"?

kayda

What's the story behind the avatar Kayda?

Does there have to be a story behind every avatar? Are we all budding scribes and directors? Nope, sorry but you'll find no story here, just a throwback to highly charged early days when Islam and related topics were warmly discussed in 'issues', though I was too green then to realise the cards were stacked and much better was to enjoy the rest of the board and let the unmentioned suspects get on with slapping each other on the back.

But I must say it's a fortuitous coincidence that you brought it up today, because just this morning I started looking for a replacement.

Originally Posted by keda

Does there have to be a story behind every avatar? Are we all budding scribes and directors?

No, Scampy is just obsessing Forum minutiae as an excuse to delay sitting down to draft his storyboard.

I can do both at the same time, I have a better laptop than Al Gore.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I can do both at the same time, I have a better laptop than Al Gore.

lucky you. mine is only slightly better than Fred Flintstone's

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Marmite and GoW -- 100 to 1 on GoW, please.

No chance. I believe in sexual equality.

Cage fighting brings out the worst in all of us. Primal.
Scampy and Jarvis.

^ Jarvis and I are famous, we don't count.

Just don't let all this fame go to your head.