Thread: Caught Shoplifting

Damn, that's a lot meat & ribs.

He can steal what he wants as long as he doesn't pull a big Salami out of his trousers ,

Reminds me (true story) of an old chap caught shoplifting a hand of bananas from a supermarket in Auckland.
Staff took him to a room to await the police. When the police arrived, the evidence was gone!
The old guy had eaten them all, skins and all!

QLD Bananas are 99c a kilo now due to overproduction. Why don't they just make them free?

Originally Posted by Looper

QLD Bananas are 99c a kilo now due to overproduction. Why don't they just make them free?

Same as lamb a few years ago.

The Aussie governments decision, rather then give the produce away to poor starving people they dug holes in the desert and killed all the lambs and then covered the ground. 1,000,000's of perfectly good produce slaughtered because of some stupid politicians decision.

If you dont believe me go on YouTube and see the absolute waste.

Miz Dee may have some "hide the sausages talent " didn't have time to watch the complete vid, obligations ect. Took a second look and she had no views, go figure.

I had to go back for a look and gave her a thumbs up. Sure it wasn't the first.

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell I was just watching.

Back to the lifter. I knew I guy that pulled that crap. He was allways peddling steak for cash.

I told him I wanted crab leggs so he went for the frozen ones. Told.me.he would never do it again as they creeked when he walked.

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I think the crab legs made him walk sideways and he couldn't get out of the shop ,