Thread: Teak Door Photography Competition 2016

Was in Townsville in 2001-ish. Was grabbing some grub and looking at some tourist magazine thing and they had a one free drink coupon for some nightclub in it.

Ripped it out and looked at the stack of about 50 magazines they had there with a smile.

that was a good weekend. We had foking Bundy and Coke coming out our spores on Monday morning.

But hey fookers, there is more. Here is my Joe Cocker ticket from 1981, me and my fooked up mate drove all the way from Perth To Adelaide to see Joe. Joe did not include Perth on his tour that year so my scank mate and I went for a little drive across the Nullabor .

The Homo had a brand spankin new Car so we give it a little run. Smoked a shit load of mull and had a wow of a time. Your a long time dead fukers, get into it. Joe was brilliant to and my mate fooked the Barmaid. I got fook all.

Why on earth were you dressed like Andy Pandy? That is one fucking bizarre outfit for the outback? Were you sexually inquisitive and yet to decide on a particular role?

^

Na, that is my sicko mate, I'm the handsome coont in the Pajamas holding the bottle of scotch.

And yes I agree, my mates a poove.

Wanker got more pussy than me though.

Originally Posted by terry57

But hey fookers, there is more. Here is my Joe Cocker ticket from 1981, me and my fooked up mate drove all the way from Perth To Adelaide to see Joe. Joe did not include Perth on his tour that year so my scank mate and I went for a little drive across the Nullabor .

I am very surprised that you had to pay $ 13.90 for something "in ass". I didn't like Joe Cocker and I certainly wouldn't want anything "in ass".

Originally Posted by can123

I am very surprised that you had to pay $ 13.90 for something "in ass". I didn't like Joe Cocker and I certainly wouldn't want anything "in ass".[/quote]


Well Fok Ya then, Anyone who does not love " Joe " is no mate of mine, get foked EH. Get this up Ya.

Terry, welcome back ... you have been missed.

By one and many.


BTW, I saw ole' Joe (many years after you) @ Fisho's (Fishmen's Wharf) at the Spit on the Gold Coast.

If you like somebody shouting, you would like Joe Cocker. Poor bugger died because he shouted too much. I didn't know that he shouted in Australia as well.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

BTW, I saw ole' Joe (many years after you) @ Fisho's (Fishmen's Wharf) at the Spit on the Gold Coast.

First time I seen him was in Townsville with Nicky Hopkins on Piano.

1976 it was, Joe was a fookin mess then but so were we.

Originally Posted by can123

If you like somebody shouting, you would like Joe Cocker. Poor bugger died because he shouted too much. I didn't know that he shouted in Australia as well.

Seen him at his worst and seen him after he cleaned up his act. When he cleaned himself up he could really put on a blinding concert with great vocals.

His back up band was world class.

John McLaughlin Paco de Lucia and Al Di Meola @ the Pabst Theater. As a young man way cool. Not them silly,me.

Here's to all our memories. Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind. Smiles we give to one another. For the way we were.

Can it be that it was all so simple then or has time Rewritten every line,
And if we had the chance to do it all again tell me would we could we.

^ Aw, fish...You old softy...I can hear Barbara Streisand singing that now...When she wasn't dating Trudeau, the elder...

Originally Posted by Luigi

Originally Posted by terry57

OOP's, Suppose to be picks from Today. ??????

Oh well, Fooked up again. 555555

Should get the forum mods/admin to set up an competition with proper actual rules set out by them. Not this moron's half-brained attempt. He didn't even back up the entrant's pics on the first page, and as they've been moved from their host site they are now unviewable to people on here and he doesn't have them saved to upload in a voting thread.

FYI i contacted admin for a prize and they offered ....

Drum roll.....

Wait for it.....

1st prize - one years employment on the moderation team.

2nd prize - two years employment on the moderation team.

The good news is you can bequeath or sell the prize

Originally Posted by terry57

His back up band was world class.

My favourite group has always been "Dicky and His Two Swingers".

Well I must say you saw right through me Bait on boy. The fish normally is not this transparent or shallow. I do have a soft side after all. In fact I'm sitting on it now.

Sorry for that mental image. Pic thread soon to follow. Belly to the bar now or for me back to painting my masterpiece.

Hey, Pierre Trudeau was cool, fish...And Streisand was a bit of a looker in her prime, with a fine voice, as well...

My son, pointing at me and giving me the finger. From the womb.

^ Wow...Well done...

^^Congratulations

Cheers Lads, but I cheated. He's 10 months old now, the scan was last year.

Bump, not long to go.

I propose some changes for next year's photo competition to make it more exciting and to encourage more activity and entrances. I'll post up my ideas at a later stage.

Yet, never a winner declared.....