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    me brothers fucked - a non-g/f now up the duff!

    Me bruvva visted me here, we had a great time. (he did the same previously in bangkok - was meant to stay a week, ended up staying 5 months)

    Anyways about 5-6 months ago he came here, we had a blast, ended up all over town had a great time, we even did a bit of brothers bang sisters action.....

    And therein lies the drama, a coupla days ago I get a phone call from the X... (theres a thread abt her here, 20 year old virgin) - she wants to meet with me, naturally cos i am now happily with a new gal i said no not interested.

    She pestered a bit and then said its about her sister and my brother, i'm thinking its like this girl is in love and wants to be with him etc etc... (FFS, were only together one night!)

    Then i'm gettin calls from sis and from x and they saying it too important to explain over the phone, well i got shirty and told them both to fck off.

    then i replied back - oh do u need money? do u want a new b/f? do u have an STD, are you pregnant?

    well fck me, she says yes!

    It was six months ago! y didnt you tell me?? thinking its gotta be a scam - i mean she must have been with other guys since then.... apparently not.

    she said its only 5, but she was trying to not tell anyone and pretend it not true.

    she tells me she wants to marry him and it was love at first site!



    mental - and i think 50% chance its a scam but then again indo girls can be pretty immature!

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    Male Aussies lives seem to be one mistake after another, don't they have condoms in Australia?

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    yes definitely a bit messy - it was only a one night stand and i recall he did have some dingers, but i also recall him saying it broke.

    one root and shes preggers?? wotz the chance of that??

    and tell us 5 months down th track?? smell fishy to me....

    will need a DNA test that for sure......

    he doesnt even know yet - i just found out 2nite!

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    It's probably best not to tell him.

    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    one root and shes preggers?
    As he must be very old, or maybe lacking in libido

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    classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    one root and shes preggers?? wotz the chance of that??
    I think that maybe you need to do some reading up on how these things work KW. You seem quite surprised that you can actually get pregnant from having sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post

    don't they have condoms in Australia?
    yea, But they don't have brains!

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    It sounds well suss to me.
    For a start, why would she leave it six months?
    She would have known by the second month.

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    ^ thats wot i would think also, perhaps she wanted to make sure it was too late to do anything about it before breaking the news!

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    I think the 'fuck off' approach is deffo the bestest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    I think the 'fuck off' approach is deffo the bestest.

    agreed, even if its true and it is his at this stage its only DNA - plenty of single mums in asia, why get attached to one you dont even know?

    i'm thinking that he does not even need to let him know about this little BS problem!
    Last edited by kingwilly; 05-08-2007 at 10:35 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrT
    plenty of single mums in asia,
    Nice to see Aussies taking responsibility for their own stoopidity, jees, why didn't he just get a bj?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mrT
    plenty of single mums in asia,
    Nice to see Aussies taking responsibility for their own stoopidity, jees, why didn't he just get a bj?
    i like you're thinking, or indeed he could've used the marmite highway!

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    Better let him know. He might have mixed feelings if he finds out somehow in 5 years. If you can find a trustworthy clinic chances are a DNA or even a blood test will mean there's nothing to worry about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Better let him know. He might have mixed feelings if he finds out somehow in 5 years.
    i was thinking about that..... hmmm.

    its not like he can get a job here, he's 25, no degree or trade, got a decent sales job in melbourne, in love with a girl in thailand and now this gal in indo is allegdely 5 months preggers to him....on

    If you can find a trustworthy clinic chances are a DNA or even a blood test will mean there's nothing to worry about.

    hmmm, yeah, but dont think that can be done till its born, and they might need him to be in country at the same time to do a fresh DNA sample comparision.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrT View Post

    i like you're thinking, or indeed he could've used the marmite highway!
    sounds like something KW should be saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mrT View Post

    i like you're thinking, or indeed he could've used the marmite highway!
    sounds like something KW should be saying
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    its not like he can get a job here, he's 25, no degree or trade,
    There's always teaching

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    If he has got her up the duff then he should do his duties and send her some wedge to take care of the kid.

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    tell her your brother had a vasectomy 5 years ago and cannot spawn. check out her reaction

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    If he has got her up the duff then he should do his duties and send her some wedge to take care of the kid.
    Its the big if tho innit? I imagine KW's bro will be doing that,

    If it true. but he'd be stoopid to marry her!

    read this txt she sent KW

    Can you make him marry me?I know u must be shock right?So thanks a lot

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    If its true then thats the mans son or daughter some here are suggesting he should abandon.

    Sounds like a scam and probably is a scam. A DNA test will sort that out.

    If it does turn out to be his kid then he has a responsibility to make sure HIS child has a decent chance in life (IMHO).

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    ^ In Asia and S. America, there are many ladies that have a baby simply because they want to have a baby. Scoring a husband or pension at the same time is a gratuitous bonus. This is even more the case if the biological father is white- for right or wrong, lighter skinned babies are seen as having more of a start in life, even as a bit of a status symbol for the mother.
    The baby is typically raised by the grandmother, or an Aunt back in the village, the mother works in a city and supports them. Then, when baby grows up, he/she helps support the mother. Thats the traditional way.
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    Get a dna test. If it's your brothers, than he should be responsible. Because he did let his little head rule; and not his big head in the heat of the moment.

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    Could use your DNA KW.

    As you are brothers

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