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    Gwyneth Paltrow’s favourite sex toys revealed

    A 24-karat gold dildo, a £295 whip and a fetish beginner’s kit: Gwyneth Paltrow’s favourite sex toys revealed

    SHE'S encouraged us to eat bucket loads of kale, consciously uncouple and steam our vaginas.

    But Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest lifestyle advice is probably her most outrageous yet.

    The 43-year-old actress has published her first-ever sex issue on her opinion-dividing website, Goop.

    As well as reviewing an erotic theatre in Los Angeles, writing about sexual trauma and revealing all about a new pelvic floor trainer, Chris Martin’s ex-wife has revealed her favourite bedroom gadgets.

    The X-rated feature, called ‘Not-So-Basic Sex Toys’, rounds up the mum-of-two’s top playthings.

    “Sex toys have long since graduated from the floppy rubber things you hide in your bedside table to beautiful works of interactive art,” she writes.

    Obviously there’s more to Gwyn’s pleasure time than a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs from Ann Summers.

    Amongst the risqué items is a 24-karat gold dildo, a £295 whip and a fetish fantasy beginner’s kit.

    Dubbed a must-have for “women who demand the ultimate in luxurious indulgence”, the INEZ dildo is priced at £10,000 for the gold version or there’s a silver offering for a slightly more purse-friendly £4,990.

    “It’s perfect for those who understand that you can’t put a price on pleasure,” the website states.

    The Agent Provocateur Cat Whip has long leather strands and gold metal hardware while the fetish kit – ideal for wannabe Christian Grey’s - features an eye mask and a paddle.

    Other items in Gwyn’s haul include a feather tickler, a vibrating necklace and massage oils.

    She also recommends the Weapons of Mass Seduction game (“The dirtiest card game, in the best possible way”) and a vibrator that can be controlled using a mobile phone app.

    In a separate article, clean-eating Gwyn has also offered advice on natural alternatives to lubricants.

    For those who don’t want to use “toxic” products she recommends trying out organic coconut oil, olive oil, aloe vera gel or almond oil.

    A 24-karat gold dildo, a £295 whip and a fetish beginner?s kit: Gwyneth Paltrow?s favourite sex toys revealed
    I would post pictures but life's too short.

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    Nasty wee bint, innit?...

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    This publicity might revamp her flagging acting career.


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    She needs uncoupling from any movie or social media.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    INEZ dildo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    This publicity might revamp her flagging acting career.
    I liked her role in "A Perfect Murder" (1997).

    I also found her attractive. She has a flat body in the front and back, but I've always liked her (until recent years). Age waits for no one.

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    Just hope she flogged the living shit out of Coldplay's singer before she divorced him. Might animate the soporific git.
    Otherwise, I couldn't really give a flying proverbial at a rolling doughnut about Gwyneth's new age-y pronouncements. Hoping to see her soon giving these bad boys a tryout though..

    Brutal Dildos - Huge Dildos And The Biggest Brutal Dildo Penetrations

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    Good on her

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    It seems like she's thought 'Oh no, my image is a bit twee...I know I'll talk about dildos'.

    As with so many social media profiles it all seems very contrived.

    I expect she'll be launching some range of herbal aromatherapy or some such tripe soon to redress the balance again.

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    Always with the buzzkill Cyrille, you're such a cynic... it could just be possible that little Miss Vanilla is in fact a raving nympho that just can't get enough up her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s favourite sex toys revealed
    OMG, that's hilarious. Gave this thread a 5.

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    why in the world...

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    Unfortunately, I did not feature on the list.

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    Am I the only one who thinks that, in the absence of photos of her actually using said gold dildo, who gives a flying f*ck?

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    Mama, papa, boyfriend/husband, child/children, every other relative and friend she knows.

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    The golden dildo was product placement, they ( celebrities) get free gifts, and they just have to say that they use that product.
    The Op is a perfect example of free advertising.

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    Get's her another few months of publicity...why would she feel the need to stoop to the gutter?

    Most talentless 'celebrities' need to do this regularly to stay 'famous'..

    A bit cheap for her given her decent film resume.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    why would she feel the need to stoop to the gutter?
    Could be mental illness. Well, post-partum depression.

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    She's being interviewed by Howard Stern riding a symbian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humbert View Post
    She's being interviewed by Howard Stern riding a symbian.

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    Papillion swears by those sybians...

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    Wild-ass "cowgirl boots" she's wearing to ride that beast...With one "spur" on the left oar...

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    ^ one handed typing there, BB?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    ride that

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    Is she sure she's not bi?

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