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    The Conspiracy Competition Thread: Ghost Ship Mystery

    The person who comes up with the best tinfoil whackjob conspiracy theory gets to spend a night with Albert, ENT and OhOh.

    Second place is two nights with them.


    Ghost ship mystery as oil tanker washes up on remote beach with NOBODY on board
    09:38, 8 MAY 2016 UPDATED 09:39, 8 MAY 2016
    BY SCOTT CAMPBELL



    Experts are baffled after a huge oil tanker washed up on a beach with nobody on board.

    The Tamaya 1's position hadn't been recorded for three weeks when it mysteriously appeared on the shores of Liberia in west Africa .

    Locals were shocked to find that there was nobody on board and immediately raised the alarm – but police didn't respond for days.

    The 64-metre tanker was on the way to the Sengalese port of Dakar and it was last seen on 21st April.

    Now officials are scrambling to work out why the Panama-registered vessel washed up with no crew.

    A port authority insider said: “Our best bet is that the vessel’s owner might have gone broke and had no money to pay crew members.

    “And therefore, the crew abandoned the ship.”

    The ship was reportedly looted and vandalised as it lay beached on the shore amid fervent speculation that pirates were to blame for the baffling incident.

    Police are now trying to keep locals away from the ship as they investigate.

    Ghost ship mystery as oil tanker washes up on remote beach with NOBODY on board - Mirror Online

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    Its obvious ...The whole crew were abducted by aliens and are now being anally probed somewhere in Outer Space

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    Straight for the anal probes eh, you kinky fucker.


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    China did it.

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    The African Triangle Vortex...
    Last edited by thaimeme; 08-05-2016 at 05:43 PM.

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    The Burmese raped and murdered them all

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    Ahhh Russia did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    The Burmese raped and murdered them all
    Got the Burmese in, that was creative.

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    Any awards yet, or honourable mention?...Maybe too early?...

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    It was the Cubans and the American mafia working in concert with the "greys" in Area 51 that removed the genetically modified crew.

    Why? Because the Triumvirate/Illuminati knew about the secret cargo of specially enhanced uranium that was being transported to Israel. Luckily, it was the their co-leaders, Elvis and Bigfoot that decided to just beach the ship rather than send it to the singularity that exists in the Bermuda Triangle.

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    I'd like to see the theories fleshed out a bit.

    I mean the piracy angle is one. Kill all the crew, lob them overboard, clean out the ship, beach it and leg it seems plausible at least.

    Or the crew not getting paid: Clean it out, beach it, leg it. Also plausible.

    But neither of those are wacky enough to match the efforts of our resident tin foil specialists.

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    HAARP probably had a resonance problem with CERN causing MH-370 to convert into a ship.

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    Well you are all fucking wrong.... as usual.

    News just in - at a specially called conference to the US media, Bibi explains that.....





    IRAN DID IT

    Case closed.

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    Was it insured ? If so maybe cargo not worth delivering, ship is a pile of crap .
    Skeleton crew to take out to sea, didn't quite scuttle it properly before abandoning ship.

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    Pseudolus is not far wrong, but has only got the official version. I have it on good authority that the US is in fact behind the mystery.
    The ship was en route to the Suez carrying a secret cargo: Chelsea Clinton's underwear that was stained by her first menstrual cycle. They (the undies) had been bought by Donald Trump years ago and had remained in a hermetically sealed glass box in his man cave. He periodically pullled them out to give them a sniff, however the aroma has been wearing off so he decided to auction them off.
    Netanyahu was the successful bidder, however Al Bhagdadi had lost out and was furious. He sent a team of British radicals to pirate the ship. This attack was successful, but when Obama found out, he sent a team of Delta force to recapture the ship. This they did, and in their usual way, shot everyone in sight.
    Delta force then simply abandoned ship after throwing all bodies overboard.

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    They where drifting and ran out of food and turned to cannablism . The last cannable died of hunger and the sea birds act him up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    Was it insured ? If so maybe cargo not worth delivering, ship is a pile of crap .
    Skeleton crew to take out to sea, didn't quite scuttle it properly before abandoning ship.
    But forgot that oil floats so it didn't quite sink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    Was it insured ? If so maybe cargo not worth delivering, ship is a pile of crap .
    Skeleton crew to take out to sea, didn't quite scuttle it properly before abandoning ship.
    But forgot that oil floats so it didn't quite sink!
    There are dozens of small tankers off Saltponds, Ghana all happy to give you 'good price' for your oil..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bower View Post
    Was it insured ? If so maybe cargo not worth delivering, ship is a pile of crap .
    Skeleton crew to take out to sea, didn't quite scuttle it properly before abandoning ship.
    But forgot that oil floats so it didn't quite sink!
    There are dozens of small tankers off Saltponds, Ghana all happy to give you 'good price' for your oil..........
    Something tells me "Saltponds" is the red light district in Ghana, and that "tanker" is code for whore.

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