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    China bans 'erotic' banana-eating live streams




    New regulations mean that live-streaming sites must monitor all their output round-the-clock to ensure nothing untoward is going on, keeping an eye out for any "erotic" banana-eating, according to New Express Daily.

    China bans 'erotic' banana-eating live streams - BBC News
    How do I post these pictures???

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    Plantains have more substantial girth.

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    Hope that ban includes spitting bits of banana all over the tablecloth?

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    Sickening practice, indeed...

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    Additions to the thread are welcome (no ladyboys!).

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    I've just eaten a banana. No video to show. Sorry.

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    quite arousing actually!

    And i'd rather see a pretty girl simulating oral sex with a banana, than with a real big hairy cock. im not so keen on having to see the big hairy cock being in the viewfinder and dominating the lens. Nicer to focus on the girl. Its obvious the banana is meant to be a penis. No need to see a real one. Good work girls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    I've just eaten a banana. No video to show. Sorry.
    That's a shame. Maybe next time?

    Quote Originally Posted by CR7CristianoRonaldo
    And i'd rather see a pretty girl simulating oral sex with a banana, than with a real big hairy cock.
    I don't like women with real big hairy cocks either (excluding Emma, obviously).

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    prefer to see a lady put her tongue to work on an ice-cream with sprinklers.

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    Don't try this , don't insert a peeled banana into a wet vagina , the banana soon goes mushy and extracting the banana paste is not easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Don't try this , don't insert a peeled banana into a wet vagina , the banana soon goes mushy and extracting the banana paste is not easy.
    Thanks for the tip, wasabi. Sounds like you learnt the hard way.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    I've just eaten a banana. No video to show. Sorry.
    That's a shame. Maybe next time?
    Female Asian banana gobblers are much more interesting to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Don't try this , don't insert a peeled banana into a wet vagina , the banana soon goes mushy and extracting the banana paste is not easy.
    I was told by a friend that a friend of hers and her boyfriend once did this with a Mars bar, as curious teenagers are wont to do, and got half of it stuck. In a panic, they went to hospital more than a little bit embarrassed by their predicament. The hospital's suggestion?

    Go home and sit in a hot bath for a few hours.

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    A true banana split....



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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah
    I was told by a friend that a friend of hers and her boyfriend once did this with a Mars bar, as curious teenagers are wont to do, and got half of it stuck. In a panic, they went to hospital more than a little bit embarrassed by their predicament. The hospital's suggestion?
    A Mars bar? I don't think so, would've melted by the time she'd walked out of the bedroom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Don't try this , don't insert a peeled banana into a wet vagina , the banana soon goes mushy and extracting the banana paste is not easy.
    I was told by a friend that a friend of hers and her boyfriend once did this with a Mars bar, as curious teenagers are wont to do, and got half of it stuck. In a panic, they went to hospital more than a little bit embarrassed by their predicament. The hospital's suggestion?

    Go home and sit in a hot bath for a few hours.
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