Thread: Philippine chicks, the good, the bad and the ugly.?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Can we stop riding Davis' cock now and get back to the Fillipina chicks, fellas?

I just joined this forum so that I can get in line to ride Davis' cock.

Originally Posted by ChuckNorris

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Can we stop riding Davis' cock now and get back to the Fillipina chicks, fellas?

I just joined this forum so that I can get in line to ride Davis' cock.

great - what is your other 20 usernames?

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

I was starting to think you was a bit of a koont pseudo but you have totally redeemed yourself in my eyes by offering an apology to the nice lady. BIg RESPECT. Good onya mate

Ol Pseudo isn't a coont, as you put it, just a dumb confused nice guy.

Originally Posted by katie23

@pseudolus - apology accepted. I might go to the beach in the next few weeks (still planning it with friends), so I'll take pics and maybe I'll get to post them. Depends on time, internet & inclination. I don't know if Davis' charm will work with the sharks there, though, as it's quite far from his locale. lol

Have you met Davis yet? We're all a bit scared to really, what with him being a company man and all that.

Originally Posted by FlyFree

Ol Pseudo isn't a coont, as you put it, just a dumb confused nice guy.

Is 39 old? Not disputing the dumb or confused, but old? Seriously?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by ChuckNorris

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Can we stop riding Davis' cock now and get back to the Fillipina chicks, fellas?

I just joined this forum so that I can get in line to ride Davis' cock.

great - what is your other 20 usernames?

what 'are' your other 20 usernames

QUOTE hazz;
As The only bit i would recommend you avoid is the town of Lewis on 5th November... simply because you might find it very offensive. QUOTE

To clarify for katie 23, hazz means Lewes in Sussex.
But this advice is probably misplaced because Katie is surely too sensible to visit in the miserable month of November.

We thank you.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

We thank you.

Is that the royal 'we'?

Nah...Just a good ole Merkin Katie and I thank you. I leave royal for royals....

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Nah...Just a good ole Merkin Katie and I thank you. I leave royal for royals....

OK.
Here's some royal for you.

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(how would I embed just the video?)

Originally Posted by Cujo

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Grandma Betty has a great sense of fun.

I used to bang a bird called Sarah that lived in the flat above the black shopfront on the right.



She was a proper sort and a right little goer... but she wasn't Fillipino

what a small world we all live in

Thanks for the cultural explanation, hazz.

@neo: She wasn't Filipina. Filipino for male, Filipina for female. Filipinos (if collective). Why spell with an F and not Ph? (I always get that question from foreigners). It all boils down to history. The Philippines was called "Las Islas Filipinas" by the Spaniards, named after the King of Spain, Felipe/Phillip. The inhabitants were called Filipinos/Filipinas. People with mixed blood (with the Spaniards) were called mestizos/mestizas (half-breeds). Similar to Mexicano/Mexicana, Columbiano/Columbiana.

When Spain ceded the Philippines to the USA as part of their surrender agreement during the Treaty of Paris in 1898, the country became a property/colony of the US. They anglicized the name, into "The Philippine Islands". That's why Americans call it PI. Later on (I think after independence from the US), it was shortened to "The Philippines". But we still call ourselves Filipinos (collective). I am a Filipina (singular).

Nowadays, white people call us (in slang) Flips, Flippers, etc. It's ok, we just call them "puti" (white) or "kano" (short for Americano). lol

Originally Posted by ChuckNorris

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Can we stop riding Davis' cock now and get back to the Fillipina chicks, fellas?

I just joined this forum so that I can get in line to ride Davis' cock.

That's pathetic, Anthony!

I sure hope neo gets a date (shag) soon

Originally Posted by Neo

I used to bang a bird called Sarah that lived in the flat above the black shopfront on the right.



She was a proper sort and a right little goer... but she wasn't Fillipino

165 high street?

Good chance we both rattled the back doors of the same bird then matey.

Originally Posted by katie23

Why spell with an F and not Ph? (I always get that question from foreigners).

I must admit ive been curious too, but more in the why the Ph and not an F sense. mind you if you want to get confused try working out the various names for the islands west of france.... many of the natives don't know

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

I sure hope neo gets a date (shag) soon

he already has, he sent me her photo

Originally Posted by katie23

ut beware, Davis is my "manager & bodyguard" here, so if you cross me, he'll roundhouse & reverse roundhouse kick you!
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Davis invented perpetual motion with that roundhouse kick when he kicked planet earth into a spin.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by katie23

ut beware, Davis is my "manager & bodyguard" here, so if you cross me, he'll roundhouse & reverse roundhouse kick you!
[at] [at]

Davis invented perpetual motion with that roundhouse kick when he kicked planet earth into a spin.

Davis once round housed someone so hard that the Earth span backwards so creating the need for leap years.

Originally Posted by Neo

There's a clue in there somewhere pencil dick

yeah lost me. I was banging a bird called sarah in the flat bout 165 high street in Lewes. Were you lying about doing that as well? She will not be amused.

@neo - When you see your date in the evening, tell her, "Magandang gabi" (good/beautiful evening). And also tell her, "Maganda ka" (you're beautiful) (ma-gan'-dah). All short vowel sounds. She'll be impressed & you'll score points.

Instead of saying Thank You, say, "Salamat" (sa-lah'-mat). The apostrophes denote which syllable has the stress.

Thank me after your date. lol.

@pseudolus - I haven't met Davis. But his area isn't too far from mine. So if I need help, he'll just send a volley of roundhouse kicks and the effect will reach my place.