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    New Years Resloution

    My New Years Resolution(s)

    I am going to learn to clean my ears more. I constantly forget and end up with a carrot field growing in there which is fucking disgusting. I have done this all my life and finally I am going to do it.

    I will write an ear cleaning diary to make sure I do it every day.

    What is your New Years Resolution?

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    I am going to concentrate on my spelling in 2006. How many resloutions are we allowed?

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    I don't have any, and have not made up any for years now. I stopped smoking, but this didn't happen at Xmas but around March of a few years back.

    Cut down on the 1/2 bottle o' hard spirits a day donkey years ago ... do still tiple but moderatly though, without bringing it to hangover level.

    Pussy chumpin', I ain't planning to join any trappist monk comune any time soon, so while the plumbing still works, I'm planning to use it at every twist and turn.

    Ear de-waxing & cleansing mentioned by OP is the missus duty.. so that's sorted.

    Could shave a bit more I guess but, my present squeeze likes the garfield look and feel, especially while feeding on her beaver... so

    ain't life just grand being me (nearly) diffect free?

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    Much like the Captain, my New Year's Resolution involves cleaning. I have a different area of the anatomy in mind, however.

    OK. I also have a couple of more serious resolutions. I'll be retiring at the end of March, and moving to Pattaya in April, with my wife and 2 cats. I resolve to ensure that the remainder of her life, during which she will be in very good economic condition in Thailand, will give a feeling of pride and contentment.

    Further, I resolve to continue my successful weight loss campaign. I began a year and a half ago at 220# on my 5'8" frame. Not a pretty sight! I'm now down to 180#, as of my weekly weigh in yesterday. Still, of course, not a pretty sight, by any reasonable assessment! But at least less offensive to the eye.

    Finally, while it will, at times, conflict with the resolution made for my wife, I resolve to make myself happy. Oh. Wait. I said that in my opening paragraph!

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    freeinfo just brought to my attention that maybe I could work on being a tad more modest

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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    freeinfo just brought to my attention that maybe I could work on being a tad more modest
    I suppose I could add that to my list also. I do, therefore, resolve to refrain from any conscious expression of my perfection.

    (I will not, however, contradict those who choose to make note of it. That would simply be false humility.)

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    remainder of her life
    Your cats or your wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    remainder of her life
    Your cats or your wife?
    A fair question! But, in this case, I did mean my wife!

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    I will eat more carefully.

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    I will get a proper food allergy test as Christmas dinner really fucked my stomach up yesterday. Then I shall endeavour to get down to 93 kilos before midsummer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    I will eat more carefully.
    Well, I always eat carefully. Gently, slowly, and for as long as it takes!
    Always leave them smiling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite.
    Then I shall endeavour to get down to 93 kilos before midsummer.
    I'm not sure if I've asked you this before, but what position do you play. I'd always imagined you to be a flanker but is it possible that you are actually a tight head prop?

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    I think he prefers to play the submissive role.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    I will eat more carefully.
    Me too ja

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    Ice maiden where do you come from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Ice maiden where do you come from?
    I will refrain from answering that for her!
    Don't they all come from the same place?

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    I don't want to repeat that terrible place!

    Have a look around the board and you'll find it.

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    Grimsby isn't it??

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    Sorry I asked.

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    * Avoid having arguments with the members as much as humanly possible.
    * Be nice to other TD members even if they have pop at me.
    * Be nice to Kk.
    * Don't post things that might offend others etc etc.

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    Fucking hell Macha - Resolutions not miracles.

    Although me getting rid of the carrots in my ears is not going to be a miracle as well.

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    Don't you have any resolutions unrelated to internet forums Macha??

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    I'm more concentrating on TD and its members mate. You guys are like family to me and what's more important than thinking positive about my family.

    I've got more resolution which I'm chalking down at the moment and shall post in a bit.
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    I shan't think about my resolutions until the 30th of this month. I would rather enjoy myself first.
    Wehey, it's 2.00, beer time.

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    Fucking hell Macha - Resolutions not miracles.
    Is it way too impracticle Mrs. Q?

    Good on ya CMN mate. I can only have beer friday and saturday eves.
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