Thai gifts, whats the most unusual you ever got

**dirtydog** · 29-07-2007, 05:47 AM

Well I think I got the most unusual, my girlfriends sister phoned me up a couple of days ago to ask what sort of gun we had, so obviously wondering why she would ask this I told her, next day she leaves this at my place.

Yes a shoulder holster, which I might add coordinates quite nicely with my bumbag, now I have to admit I have no idea why she bought this for me, I just cant see myself wandering round Pattaya in shorts, tshirt, flip flops, bumbag and a shoulder holster, ok I do own a few jackets, and a couple of years ago there was a cold spell of a couple of days when I did wear a jacket.

So I thought it must be like a Thai cultural thing, so I asked my girlfriend, seems her sister wants me to shag her again, hmmm, that really doesn't sound anything like cultural to me, so I really have no idea why she bought this totally useless gift for me, also I don't know what the fok to do with it, I mean if friends come round and see it, ok they know I have a gun, but to have a shoulder holster aswell marks you out to be a complete and utter moronic nutter, they aint gonna believe it was a gift, at the moment it is sitting on a chair, maybe hang it up in the wardrobe as though it's some kind of bra? hmmm, if I do that then I know someone will come round tomorrow and they will need to borrow a tshirt or something, then its gonna be, "what the fok is that in your wardrobe"?

Oh well, at least it hasn't got bullet loop things on it like the cowboy belts I suppose.

Many years ago she gave me a little .22 auto, little 5 shot thing, a lot of the Thai family were there, the mother inlaw was really impressed, she told me how great it was and as it was so small I could carry it around with me, they really aint the same as us whiteys are they.

**sabang** · 29-07-2007, 07:05 AM

During my first trip to Pattaya in 1994, a young lady kindly gave me Crabs.

**Mallow** · 29-07-2007, 10:40 AM

my gf gave me a doll for my birthday.

the doll was 26 years old and NOT the inflatable type

**Rigger** · 29-07-2007, 12:20 PM

I recieved male make up once and flowers

**zorin** · 29-07-2007, 01:19 PM

Looks like a strappon. I think the sister wants to give you a rogering dd.

**kingwilly** · 29-07-2007, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

I recieved male make up once and flowers

thats because you are

not really all that unusual i think

**Rigger** · 29-07-2007, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by mrT

Originally Posted by Rigger

I recieved male make up once and flowers

thats because you are

not really all that unusual i think

Would you like me to fuck you in the ass

**Spin** · 29-07-2007, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

seems her sister wants me to shag her again

Maybe you could do it whilst only wearing the holser, gun and bumbag?

**DJ Pat** · 29-07-2007, 10:20 PM

A tin of biscuits with pictures of the British guards on them..you know the ones...

**Little Chuchok** · 29-07-2007, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by mrT

Originally Posted by Rigger

I recieved male make up once and flowers

thats because you are

not really all that unusual i think

Would you like me to fuck you in the ass

I would expect those comments from Roo Rooters.

**dirtydog** · 29-07-2007, 10:41 PM

The money maybe good working out in the desert with only guys, but it sures changes a person dont it rigger

**Rigger** · 30-07-2007, 07:46 AM

^ Nothing wrong with me mate I feel fine

and there not just guys out here. Now and then you see the local ladys around but they are pretty scary with leather masks and stuff and there is a few females that work for Shlumberger that arent half bad but stink my office out every time they come in. Old saddam hussan was wright when he said all good men should shower once a day and all good woman should shower twice a day

**Rigger** · 30-07-2007, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by mrT

Originally Posted by Rigger

I recieved male make up once and flowers

thats because you are

not really all that unusual i think

Would you like me to fuck you in the ass

I would expect those comments from Roo Rooters.

Whats the matter dont you like to share your little boy friend

**mrsquirrel** · 30-07-2007, 08:35 AM

I recieved a framed picture of my director once. Was a rather strange git but she seemed very pleased with herself.

**jizzybloke** · 30-07-2007, 08:54 AM

I had a knitted hat and scarf actually still have them, the hat would be too big for John Merrick and they're both a bit of a poofy blue colour!
she said she made them as its cold in England!

it's the thought that counts i suppose

**slimboyfat** · 30-07-2007, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

I had a knitted hat and scarf actually still have them, the hat would be too big for John Merrick and they're both a bit of a poofy blue colour!
she said she made them as its cold in England!

it's the thought that counts i suppose

i wish someone would give me a nice present like that.

**sabang** · 30-07-2007, 09:25 AM

Got given a real rustic, shabby straw hat once in the Filipines. What was nice about it was she had woven it herself- after I got frazzled to a crisp out on a boat one day.
It was their village trade, while the men went out fishing or got pissed.

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 30-07-2007, 09:28 AM

My wife and I once got an empty cardboard shoe box from her Aunt at Xmas.

She phoned up and checked - as maybe there was something that had not been inserted by mistake, but no, that was how it was meant to be.

**Sir Burr** · 30-07-2007, 11:50 AM

I got a stuffed and mounted lobster in an ornate, framed case that was meant to be hung on the wall.
Needles to say, I "accidently" dropped it.

**ChiangMai noon** · 30-07-2007, 11:56 AM

a picture of Jeeezus with a gold coloured frame.

one of those pictures that's colour changes when you move.
what do you call them?
a hologram??

**shazbut** · 30-07-2007, 12:12 PM

A large bottle of Bourbon from the wife at xmas,when only two days previous she had asked me to stop drinking.

**buad hai** · 30-07-2007, 12:16 PM

^Perhaps it was a challenge. Still got it?

**dirtydog** · 30-07-2007, 12:19 PM

A challenge I have no doubt he proudly failed

**shazbut** · 30-07-2007, 12:54 PM

^Went that day.Silly girl.

**kingwilly** · 30-07-2007, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Originally Posted by mrT

Originally Posted by Rigger

I recieved male make up once and flowers

thats because you are

not really all that unusual i think

Would you like me to fuck you in the ass

umm lemme think about that......... no thanks.

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