Thread: Public Shitting.

'Dog mess' CCTV squad nets human

The undercover squad spotted the difference

A council's "dog fouling squad" has described how undercover surveillance caught not a dog - but a man. The CCTV operation was set up after a member of the public made a complaint to Kirklees Council in West Yorkshire about a mess often left at Cleckheaton.
Councillor Martyn Bolt said an investigation found the deposit was the work of a human.
He said: "With the aid of CCTV the culprit motorist was caught on camera with his trousers down - literally."
'Taken short'
He added: "It subsequently became apparent that this was not an isolated occasion, but appeared to be a regular stopping-off point.
"It would appear that the man concerned regularly travelled between Birkenshaw and Brighouse and, instead of finding a public toilet, pulled up at the side of the road to do his 'business' there and then.
"It seems he regularly got taken short at the same place."
He said the man had been traced and the matter was now in the hands of the police.
He added: "There really is no excuse for this sort of unacceptable behaviour which, in this case, may well have ended up in the 'give a dog a bad name' category had the complainant and our officers not spotted the difference."

It wasn't me

I hope used some paper and washed ur hands afterwards?

I mean wot is with da? saving money? dont have to flush afterwards?

I imagine he did what dogs do when they are itching their arses and dragged it along the ground.

In fact that thought has just made me bust out lauging and some rather bemused students want to know why I am laughing.

Hmmmm.....try travelling on a train in India as the sun comes up. One sun and thousands of moons alongside the railway track.

the matter was now in the hands of the police

Well. that's just disgusting.

That would give you the shits being on camera

Talk about a regular bowel movement.

Personally I couldn't take a shit anywhere in the UK without washing my anoose with water after.

Yep, shi.t happens...

^^They have bum guns in the UK now?

It must have been a German.

I picture him doing something like this.

I am glad I live in a country where I don't need to shake people's hands.

Originally Posted by stroller

I am glad I live in a country where I don't need to shake people's hands.

I'm really wary about shaking peoples hands after living in S.E.Asia.

i think you guys should give the guy a break.

after all, if this cat needs to back one out at a certain time every day it aint his fault is it.?

jeez,

what do you want the cat to do ?

shit in his reg grundies?

foking not right mate is it, to crap in the undies.

^It's his problem if he was never potty trained. Normal folks will hold it in.

ive backpacked through india 3 times and if one dont have a shit out in public, its just not right mate.

i mean, shitting in private is for pussies.

toughen up a bit you lot.


jeez