Thread: Do any of you still go whoring

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Terry my wife is 10 years younger than me, a little chubby but on the whole an attractive bird with a lovely nature
I like to go out with a few if the lads get rip roaring drunk go to titty bars act 20 years old again and bang a bit of strange if this means I have to give a girl 1000b so be it
Good life and no shame that's my motto

You sound like another scouser I knew here always bragging that his wife did not mind him going to SC with his mates for a 'larf with the birds' I hope she finds out like his did, they got divorced in Dec. If she knows and does not care, she does not love you, if you are shagging around behind her back you don't love her, don't kid yourself otherwise. Adultery and deceit is always a shame, and usually ends in tears.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Terry my wife is 10 years younger than me, a little chubby but on the whole an attractive bird with a lovely nature
I like to go out with a few if the lads get rip roaring drunk go to titty bars act 20 years old again and bang a bit of strange if this means I have to give a girl 1000b so be it
Good life and no shame that's my motto

You sound like another scouser I knew here always bragging that his wife did not mind him going to SC with his mates for a 'larf with the birds' I hope she finds out like his did, they got divorced in Dec. If she knows and does not care, she does not love you, if you are shagging around behind her back you don't love her, don't kid yourself otherwise. Adultery and deceit is always a shame, and usually ends in tears.

Agreed

First came to LOS 20 years ago, looking for easy sex & drugs.

I wasn't disappointed.

Originally Posted by stroller

First came to LOS 20 years ago, looking for easy sex & drugs.

I wasn't disappointed.

Ahh the truth
There's nothing wrong with it

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

^Well there you go son, jumping to conclusions. I don't congregate in any circle and I am not currently an expat.

So, I'll ask again. Do you know any of these ladies?

I am not 'jumping to conclusions', that is your interpretation and it is wrong. I merely stated something which is commonplace amongst expats, I had no idea you are not 'currently an expat' but it seems from that statement you have been at some time.

Right here's my view take it of leave it. Ask yourselves a simple question; are these girls, most of whom are in their twenties, interested in some old fart in his fifties or later? Of course not, think anything else and you are a fucking moron. What are they interested in? The contents of your wallet you bloody fool! You want to go fuck one, that's OK I can't stop you besides it's your money going up in smoke.

I have read more than one credible account of hookers knocking dear John out with some drug or other and relieveing him of all his most valued and essential items. No doubt it has happened to more than one on this board but I doubt he will have the balls to admit it!

Do you think a young Thai girl goes to bed dreaming of meeting some old overweight westerener, of course they don't. Those of you who frequent the girly bars: what happens when the Japanese show up? I am sure you can answer that one.

Who do you think these girls are? Those living in Thailand should know that (DJ Pat - surely you didnt' think she would be the doctors daughter did you?).

As I said earlier I can't stop anybody doing what they will nor do I want to but remember to a hooker or bar-girl if you want to use the term you are nothing more than a business transaction. You don't need to know any of these ladies to know that unless you are unbelievably thick!

Originally Posted by Ronin

The contents of your wallet you bloody fool! You want to go fuck one, that's OK I can't stop you besides it's your money going up in smoke.

Yes, I indulged in that as well.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Sex is so overrated, as are women in general

For me to make the effort I gotta know it might be something special.
I'm done with the trashy for-the-hell of-it shagging days

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I originally came to Thailand to get drunk and go balls deep on as many woman as possible,

I very rarely ride a bird back in the UK now unless it's one of my exes because the only birds I can get now are that ugly

I have 3 failed relationships in the UK

I don't hate ladies at all quite the opposite that's why I will pay for the one I desire

Even a marriage is a business transaction in one way or another...whether in Thailand or elsewhere
for that matter.

Sorry to take the romance out of the equation. Successful partnerships ("marriages") are based totally on respect...with a touch of Cinderella's story in the mix. (IMHO)

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Sex is so overrated, as are women in general

Think you used the wrong log in. You need the one without the "94".

Sex (with women) is brilliant. Unbeatable.

Now, there is nowt wrong with a good wank, but sex with a willing and able partner is beyond compare.

Marriage is a contract between 2 fools
Yes I am calling myself a fool
I got married when we had the kid, I also got a DNA test on the kid before I married
I don't really believe in romance that died in my 20s and would never have had another serious relationship had she not got pregnant
I love her and the kids dearly but I also like to look after myself and don't let her know nothing that may hurt our relationship
Jobs a goodin

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Sex is so overrated, as are women in general

Think you used the wrong log in. You need the one without the "94".

Sex (with women) is brilliant. Unbeatable.

Now, there is nowt wrong with a good wank, but sex with a willing and able partner is beyond compare.

sex is boring, i'd rather have a cup of tea

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Marriage is a contract between 2 fools
Yes I am calling myself a fool
I got married when we had the kid, I also got a DNA test on the kid before I married
I don't really believe in romance that died in my 20s and would never have had another serious relationship had she not got pregnant
I love her and the kids dearly but I also like to look after myself and don't let her know nothing that may hurt our relationship
Jobs a goodin

Got a DNA test why did'nt you trust her?

Originally Posted by PeeCoffee

Even a marriage is a business transaction in one way or another...whether in Thailand or elsewhere for that matter.

That's true that. In many cases it's the worst business transaction that many a man has made.

Difference being, In Thailand most guys do not lose their life savings, their house and all their other shit like they do in the West.

Some do but they are the real Dumb fukers who throw their lot in balls deep.

Originally Posted by stroller

First came to LOS 20 years ago, looking for easy sex & drugs.

I wasn't disappointed.

And now?

Originally Posted by Ronin

Right here's my view take it of leave it. Ask yourselves a simple question; are these girls, most of whom are in their twenties, interested in some old fart in his fifties or later? Of course not, think anything else and you are a fucking moron. What are they interested in? The contents of your wallet you bloody fool! You want to go fuck one, that's OK I can't stop you besides it's your money going up in smoke.

I have read more than one credible account of hookers knocking dear John out with some drug or other and relieveing him of all his most valued and essential items. No doubt it has happened to more than one on this board but I doubt he will have the balls to admit it!

Do you think a young Thai girl goes to bed dreaming of meeting some old overweight westerener, of course they don't. Those of you who frequent the girly bars: what happens when the Japanese show up? I am sure you can answer that one.

Who do you think these girls are? Those living in Thailand should know that (DJ Pat - surely you didnt' think she would be the doctors daughter did you?).

As I said earlier I can't stop anybody doing what they will nor do I want to but remember to a hooker or bar-girl if you want to use the term you are nothing more than a business transaction. You don't need to know any of these ladies to know that unless you are unbelievably thick!

Strewth Ronin is right as well. Punters might say it's just a fuck but they mostly kid themselves there is more to it than that on her side. Bar girls are mostly as thick as a brick, but when it comes to fooling western sex tourists and know it all sex pats they are masters. Sat in Annies massage about 20 years ago having a drink at the bar, German next to me with 3 girls all over him. As soon as he went for a piss the smiles dropped and they took the piss out of him until he came back- then all over him again. Seen similar many times since.

The biggest laugh used to be at breakfast in the hotel with the sobered up punter and his bar girl from the night before embarrassingly trying to behave normally, no conversation and uncomfortable atmosphere, her itching to be elsewhere just there for the pay. Nothing wrong with that, as long as the punter is not kidding himself, as so many do.

Come on own up what thick twat married a Thai whore? if it's not a personal question

Not any more. Not that I did it very much anyway.

It's a bit boring with a condom and all that.

And the regret about a millisecond after shooting your load.

^ ^^

It's the Bar girls job to make the punter feel the big man, they are professionals at reading men and extracting their cash.

Only a tool would think the girls respect them, find them funny or really love having some old fuk grunting it up them.

Keep it purely as business and all's good.

Nothing wrong with a little tickle now and then

Tickles are probably 500 baht these days

I've just had an acquaintance come over from Perth, we met up for a drink.

He was all smiles as he recalled banging 16 whores in a 3 week period.

He does not drink or smoke, his thing is whoring, loves it with a passion.

Takes all sorts eh.

Talking of deluded punters I saw 2 middle aged women pay somebody 3k baht for him to lick her ear, then another one paid 4k for him to lick both ears. This was in Lumpini park on Friday and his name was Got Jakapan. Some male singers have been given millions by women fans. Got is good BTW.

Originally Posted by terry57

^ ^^

It's the Bar girls job to make the punter feel the big man, they are professionals at reading men and extracting their cash.

Only a tool would think the girls respect them, find them funny or really love having some old fuk grunting it up them.

Keep it purely as business and all's good.

Spot on. They say this "you are good heart" stuff when you give them money but in reality all girls loathe the type of man that buys casual fucks.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Marriage is a contract between 2 fools
Yes I am calling myself a fool
I got married when we had the kid, I also got a DNA test on the kid before I married
I don't really believe in romance that died in my 20s and would never have had another serious relationship had she not got pregnant
I love her and the kids dearly but I also like to look after myself and don't let her know nothing that may hurt our relationship
Jobs a goodin

Got a DNA test why did'nt you trust her?

I have had a lot of money taken off me by western women
I never had a kid before and no I wanted to be 100% sure
I know men in Liverpool looking after other people's kids
It's a world wide problem
I'm not looking after someone else's kids my kids now live in a 7million baht house I will never own
Would you give that money away for the price of a 1000b test