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    Respect Life, Ride a Bike

    So there..... I just coined the new world religion.

    The bicycle is god. In all forms and contraptions, cycling rules, and is the giver of life.

    Bow down before the two wheels of pedal power.

    ....we need a cycling smillie, me thinks.

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    My father's brother was almost killed when the brakes on his bicycle failed and he crashed into a wall at the bottom of a steep hill. Because of this I was never allowed to have a bicycle of my own and am surely one of the few people on this forum who cannot ride on two wheels.

    Am I to be denied entrance to Heaven because of this ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post

    Am I to be denied entrance to Heaven because of this ?
    certainly not, we will provide you with a wheelchair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    The bicycle is god.
    Cycle akbar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy the kid View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    The bicycle is god.
    Cycle akbar.
    Abu cycles to the bar.

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    I can't sleep. so I created a new religion

    http://teakdoor.com/speakers-corner/...de-a-bike.html


    Perhaps this is how all religion got started...too much barley malt, no sleep and voila...religion..

    watch out for them hills, amigos!

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    So what is this religion all about?

    Well, it's about having fun, cycle to the bar, fuck your car, you'll go far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    what is this religion all about?
    it has an after-life in the 2nd hand column.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy the kid View Post

    it has an after-life in the 2nd hand column.
    Sorry no discounts for deadbeats.

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    Join the Tour De Fronds.

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    OK Doc,

    I gotta call you on this one - what about Mickey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowie View Post
    OK Doc,

    I gotta call you on this one - what about Mickey?
    Mickey is on board, along with Donald



    and the rest of the happy kids


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    watch out for them
    THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE ON THE WAY

    1 Do not panic
    2 Avoid sharp topics
    3 Nil by bum

    You''ll be in the recovery room before you can say Jack Sheet

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    Was it a long ride to Thailand for you, Mr Earl ?

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    Retards on a mission like Earl and Blackfart need a dedicated sub forum which would allow normal members to exclude retard posts from view. The proliferation of banal and vacuous posts would otherwise overwhelm the ignore function.

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    A new religion? On yer bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeeCoffee View Post
    Was it a long ride to Thailand for you, Mr Earl ?
    Yes, it's taken 11 years to get here, but I've enjoyed the ride.

    So back on topic; why is the Bicycle god?

    The bicycle is something we can touch, something we can feel, when you ride the earth speaks to you. You feel the wind , the rain, and the blistering sunshine of Thailand.
    As your legs pump the pedals your blood moves, your chest opens and the air flows.
    Then you stop and water never tasted so good.
    The very best part of cycling is sometimes in Holland you ride behind a dutch girl on her bike and watch the cute butt wiggle, damn man, it don't get better than that!

    Holland is the holiest of holy places for bicycles.
    Holland is very close to heaven; the tap water is better than bottled water, the countryside is flat and you ride next to canals and I mentioned the cute girls.

    Nearly everyone there rides bicycles.
    Making the pilgrimage to Holland is a mind expanding thing. You see God in everything.

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    Earl is it a religion or a cult, I'm interested in joining if its a cult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower View Post
    Earl is it a religion or a cult, I'm interested in joining if its a cult.
    A bit of both I reckon. If you own a bicycle and ride you are already a member.

    Sadly some members here don't own bikes and will never see; God of bicycles.

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    So if you have to ride your own bike, the cult isn't interested in polygamy.?

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    Hope it's better than all the old ones.
    I'm tired of all the Thou Shalt Nots.

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    Must the bikes be monogamous, or are tandems permissible?

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    Are three seater bikes accepted for the Muslim members of the cult.?

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    Will there be bells and chains and leather saddles to pack em in?
    Will former donkey jockeys be anointed?

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