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    Breaking "The Rule"

    When I was young I'd run around like a dog with two dicks humping anything that moved and I had no problem in breaking "the rule", you know the one, no mothers sisters girlfriends or ex girlfriends of mates. At 17 I got it on with my mates single mother a few times when he was at sea on the QE2 and I would get together with another mates sister as often as we could, I got it on with the nextdoor neighbour when my gf was working and I'd been rained off, and to my eternal shame I even gave a sympathetic rodding to my mates girlfriend less than a week after they had broken up. But I was young and full of the stuff of life, gallons of it.

    Now many years later I'm tempted with a similar opportunity, my good friends ex-wife of three years keeps offering herself up for a mounting but as fine an arse as she has I don't won't to feel awkward with my friend or indeed risk loosing his friendship altogether, I don't think it's a matter of conscience as if I knew with 100%.certainty that he'd never find out, well you could concider her arse thoroughly nailed! My friend with benifits has seen a photo of the lady and she thinks I'd be a fool to turn her up on her offer but I suspect that shes just saying that because she wants to join in with us, yes her morals are even more suspect than my own.. I won't, I think, but damn, that arse is fine!
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    Hit it!
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    Stinky how old are you ? 63 and are you deluded, is this the lady in question ,


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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes View Post
    Stinky how old are you ? 63 and are you deluded, is this the lady in question ,

    He's not interested in your ex-wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky View Post
    When I was young I'd run around like a dog with two dicks humping anything that moved and I had no problem in breaking "the rule", you know the one, no mothers sisters girlfriends or ex girlfriends of mates. At 17 I got it on with my mates single mother a few times when he was at sea on the QE2 and I would get together with another mates sister as often as we could, I got it on with the nextdoor neighbour when my gf was working and I'd been rained off, and to my eternal shame I even gave a sympathetic rodding to my mates girlfriend less than a week after they had broken up. But I was young and full of the stuff of life, gallons of it.

    Now many years later I'm tempted with a similar opportunity, my good friends ex-wife of three years keeps offering herself up for a mounting but as fine an arse as she has I don't won't to feel awkward with my friend or indeed risk loosing his friendship altogether, I don't think it's a matter of conscience as if I knew with 100%.certainty that he'd never find out, well you could concider her arse thoroughly nailed! My friend with benifits has seen a photo of the lady and she thinks I'd be a fool to turn her up on her offer but I suspect that shes just saying that because she wants to join in with us, yes her morals are even more suspect than my own.. I won't, I think, but damn, that arse is fine!

    Was it you who first came on here with stories about a contract-killer hired by your ex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    Hit it!
    Hit it hard!
    Cuz soon it will be lard!

    Depending on one's company....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky
    Breaking "The Rule"
    A lot of years ago i got a phone call from my best mates missus asking if he was at my place. She explained that my mate had packed his bags and buggered off to destination unknown.

    Having no respect for "The Rule", i got a taxi from Stoke to Manchester and was knobbing her within the hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    Was it you who first came on here with stories about a contract-killer hired by your ex?
    She Hired A Hit Man.

    shortened to Shitman

    I think so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    Was it you who first came on here with stories about a contract-killer hired by your ex?
    She Hired A Hit Man.

    shortened to Shitman

    I think so.
    Yeah. Looks like he hasn't learnt much about relationships since then

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    Don't break the rule, Stinky... you are better than that..

    Plenty of fish in the sea.. no need to shag your mate's missus..

    I'm not an angel, but I believe there are some things a man shouldn't do.

    Karma will find you later down the road of life..

    Do good, receive good... do bad, receive bad.

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    OP, many live by your way of thinking.

    Then again , many die by your way of thinking.

    It's your life in the end.

    Simply put - how would you feel if it was your wife in the picture with your best mate (supposedly best) contemplating about giving your wife a good reaming when you're away from home ?

    Not a pretty picture does one conjure, eh.

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    Stinky some of us have lived a life,and experienced many different situations,whilst some can't understand as there lives have been futile in there quest for control.

    I had many such situations though resisted fuking my friends partners,I now look back and think,what a silly twat I was,put your friend in the situation would he of done the same.?

    And some of them, where pure sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky
    Breaking "The Rule"
    A lot of years ago i got a phone call from my best mates missus asking if he was at my place. She explained that my mate had packed his bags and buggered off to destination unknown.

    Having no respect for "The Rule", i got a taxi from Stoke to Manchester and was knobbing her within the hour.
    Not doubting your lust owd , however from yours to Madchester in an hour,of course perhaps you sent your spunk on ahead as foreplay?
    Your pal bythe way was devatsted and took to Godfrey and the pen and living amongst southern poofters who'd no more shaft his mol than break the skin of a rice pudding
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky
    Breaking "The Rule"
    A lot of years ago i got a phone call from my best mates missus asking if he was at my place. She explained that my mate had packed his bags and buggered off to destination unknown.

    Having no respect for "The Rule", i got a taxi from Stoke to Manchester and was knobbing her within the hour.
    Not doubting your lust owd , however from yours to Madchester in an hour,of course perhaps you sent your spunk on ahead as foreplay?
    Your pal bythe way was devatsted and took to Godfrey and the pen and living amongst southern poofters who'd no more shaft his mol than break the skin of a rice pudding
    If she was fron manc then shafting her probably felt pretty similar to shafting a rice pudding.

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    with the easy availability of wet flange in thailand, one wonders why some people find it necessary to screw their friends wives, sisters, mothers or pet dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    with the easy availability of wet flange in anywhere in the world, one wonders why some people find it necessary to screw their friends wives, sisters, mothers or pet dogs.
    FTFY.

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    All i can say is i am glad stinky is not a "friend" or "mate" of mine!

    I got enemies that would have more respect than that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    Was it you who first came on here with stories about a contract-killer hired by your ex?
    She Hired A Hit Man.

    shortened to Shitman

    I think so.
    I thought that was Neo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    All i can say is i am glad stinky is not a "friend" or "mate" of mine!
    Could be worse - how you doing mate?

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    Fine. The dog still misses you though. You should at least write.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    Was it you who first came on here with stories about a contract-killer hired by your ex?
    She Hired A Hit Man.

    shortened to Shitman

    I think so.
    I thought that was Neo.
    shitman, that would have to be jeff's husband

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    Was it you who first came on here with stories about a contract-killer hired by your ex?
    She Hired A Hit Man.

    shortened to Shitman

    I think so.
    I thought that was Neo.
    Neo was ItsRobsLife, when he got to Thailand he spent it in a mental drunken haze bashing shit out on the keyboard and getting increasingly angry at everyone on TD until he flounced.

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    my good friends ex-wife of three years keeps offering herself up for a mounting
    Motive? To get back at him?

    There are plenty of fish in the sea, and even more squid!

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    I suspect you and I are of a similar vintage Stinky. Reaching sexual maturity with adolescent indiscriminate morals in the late 60s.
    It was a fine time for a young buck. If you lack moral fortitude in these decisions today, perhaps the chap involved was not a true friend?

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