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    Blind Bulgarian Mystic Baba Vanga, Who 'Predicted' The Rise Of Isis, Says They'll Inv

    A blind Bulgarian seer whose followers claim she correctly foretold major world events such as global warming, the 2004 tsunami and the rise of Isis has made some more startling predictions, according to reports.

    Those who believe the mystical Baba Vanga has powers of precognition say that before her death at 85 in 1996 she prophesied the end of Europe as we know it.

    It is said she foresaw "a 2016 invasion by Muslim extremists" involving chemical weapons, after which Europe would "cease to exist".

    According to local legend, Vangelia Pandeva Dimitrova first gained the ability to see the future when she was blinded in a terrible storm at age 12. Believers say that since then she has correctly predicted:

    The Kursk nuclear submarine disaster
    Global warming
    9/11 - “Horror, horror! The American brethren will fall after being attacked by the steel birds. The wolves will be howling in a bush, and innocent blood will be gushing."
    The 2004 Boxing Day Tsunami - "A huge wave will cover a big coast covered with people and towns, and everything will disappear beneath the water. Everything will melt, just like ice."
    A "great Muslim war" beginning with the Arab Spring and culminating in the rise of Isis
    The election of Barack Obama - She predicted that the 44th President would be an African American. She also predicted he would be the last US President.
    World War II
    The date on which Tsar Boris III died
    The break up of Czechoslovakia
    The break up of the Soviet Union
    The break up of Yugoslavia
    East and West Germany's reunification
    Boris Yeltsin's election
    The Chernobyl disaster
    The date of Stalin's death
    The conflicts in Syria
    The separation of Crimea
    And what does Baba Vanga say our future has in store?

    China will be a world power by 2018
    Hunger will be eradicated at some point around between 2025 and 2028
    The ice caps will be melted by 2045
    The US will launch an attack on Muslim-held Europe, using a climate-based ‘instant freezing’ weapon
    Between 2170 to 2256 a Mars colony will gain nuclear weapons, demand independence from Earth
    We'll also apparently find something nasty in the search for alien life
    We'll have time travel by 2304
    The Earth will be uninhabitable by 2341
    By 4674 humanity will have totally assimilated with aliens
    Aaaaand in 5079 the universe will end.


    But don't go packing your space bags just yet - Baba Vanga also predicted a nuclear World War from November 2010 to October 2014.

    Blind Bulgarian Mystic Baba Vanga, Who 'Predicted' The Rise Of Isis, Says They'll Invade Europe In 2016
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    The election of Barack Obama - She predicted that the 44th President would be an African American. She also predicted he would be the last US President.
    YES, no more Yankee politics

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    I think she was touching herself too often , or maybe not enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    China will be a world power by 2018
    only a Eurpopean can imagine that the largest population was ever not




    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Hunger will be eradicated at some point around between 2025 and 2028
    She has obviously never been to a seafood buffet with my rellies


    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    The ice caps will be melted by 2045
    She and most of us won't be able to know so a banker


    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    The US will launch an attack on Muslim-held Europe, using a climate-based ‘instant freezing’ weapon
    I'm knitting a nut protector but always need that in Danish Winter, will this be the Fed's Quantitative freezing ?
    Between 2170 to 2256 a Mars colony will gain nuclear weapons, demand independence from Earth

    The Mars in my fridge disappeared overnight

    We'll also apparently find something nasty in the search for alien life Smeg located stuffed in Lima waxworks!





    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    We'll have time travel by 2304
    They are amongst already and they are called women


    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    The Earth will be uninhabitable by 2341
    bugga almost midnight but to early to check my pools coupon


    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    By 4674 humanity will have totally assimilated with aliens
    It's started when I cycled thru Ban Lern Ing this morning, the Ing breds were happily smokin' home grown and chuggin' lao khao like there was no yesterday.




    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    Aaaaand in 5079 the universe will end.
    well if i make it to 2560 I'll not demand a refund.
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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