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    For fucks sake. How the fuck can chumps like this be news worthy.

    Jordan decides on daughter's name

    Jordan and Peter Andre's first daughter is almost a month old

    Glamour model Jordan and pop star Peter Andre have named their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii.
    Jordan, who was born Katie Price, said the first name was chosen because the girl was "our princess".
    And Andre came up with the middle name by combining his mother's name, Thea, with that of Jordan's mother, Amy.
    "We've put an accent over the first A to make it more exotic and two Is at the end just to make it look a bit different," Jordan told OK! magazine.
    Andre added that they were "happy and proud" of their daughter, who was born on 29 June.
    "Katie always loved the name Princess, but everyone thought it was a bit over the top.
    I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath


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    "I loved it too but I wanted to name her after both our mums.
    "Then I just woke up one morning and thought, I know! We'll just put them together!. If people don't like it, that's up to them."
    Jordan also revealed that she had considered calling the girl Tinkerbell, but rejected the idea because too many celebrities had chosen it for their dogs.
    She said she loved the name they had chosen "because it's unique, plus it means something special to us". "I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath." The couple also have a boy, Junior, while Jordan has another son, Harvey, from a previous relationship with footballer Dwight Yorke.


    How is putting an accent over the a make it more exotic. Is the fucking kid some sort of endangered species?

    For fucks sake.How can people like this be allowed to waste oxygen.

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    ^ Who are they?

    Are they gay?

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    Peter Andre was a pop idol of the 90's.

    Jordan is an ex glamour model who has the biggest tits in the game (man made).

    She has had a string of semi-famous bf mainly footballers.

    She had cancer of a finger a couple of years back and her first aby was born with a genetic disorder leaving it blind. THis happened at the same time she had cancer. Not sure what happened after that but it was front page news of the red tops for a month.

    Cause I'm feeling nice Milky

    Peter Cnut Face Andre

    Katie Price AKA Jordan

    A chat show, The Jordan and Peter Show has recently been commissioned and will be screened on ITV in 2007 as part of a six figure exclusive, "golden handcuffs" deal with the network.
    In October 2006, an article was published in The Daily Mail called Britain's Richest celebrity chavs. Price and her husband Peter Andre were ranked at #2, second only to David Beckham and Victoria Beckham. The piece claimed that with an estimated fortune of £30 million and rising, Price currently stands as one of the richest women in Britain.
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    ^ Squirly, I think you are helping add to the hype, cos none of us remembered them until u posted this thread!

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    Makes my blood boil!!

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    fair snatch on that

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    I hate it when people give infants silly 'handles'.

    Whats wrong with people calling themselves by normal names.

    I was only saying this to the Eye of Sauron just the other day.

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    Can someone move this shit to MKP?

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    They should have called their daughter 'Marmite the Dog', far more sensible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    For fucks sake.How can people like this be allowed to waste oxygen.
    How come posters are allowed to waste bandwidth with this crap?

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    It's on the fucking BBC bloody website.

    I'm disgusted with them.

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    Glamour model Jordan and pop star Peter Andre have named their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii.
    Oh dear.

    Jordan...said the first name was chosen because the girl was "our princess".
    So if the child had been born a mongol with autism would she have been 'our autisic mongol'?

    And Andre came up with the middle name by combining his mother's name, Thea, with that of Jordan's mother, Amy.
    It's a good thing the mothers weren't called Penny and Isabelle then, may have made for a cruel combination.

    "We've put an accent over the first A to make it more exotic and two Is at the end just to make it look a bit different,"
    Because the child's name is so similar to the rest.

    I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath
    This is usually when you should stop talking to the media.

    Jordan also revealed that she had considered calling the girl Tinkerbell,
    The difference between laughing with and laughing at.
    Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He lay awake each night wondering if there really was a dog.


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