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    TAT slogan for 2016

    As ever the genii at TAT are dreaming up the magic caption to lure the tourists here.

    In the Melting pot

    Double Pricing You'll leave wanting more

    Murder Mystery weeks undending

    More Ho's Than Santa

    Unamazing Thailand

    A Dose of the Tropics

    Full Goon Party

    Ali Nana and the Farty Thieves

    Tuktuk Suksuk FuxFux Duxdux Luxlux

    The Fridge over the River Kwai

    Black lives don't flatter

    Santiki you can check in but you can never leave

    Happy New Year

    Khvn Tha the Junta Hunter's munter
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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    Little ditty I thought up all myself:

    Beaches galore,
    Come, take your whore
    To the land of the free
    ....Until you hire a jet skee

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    THAILAND: Fuck Off, We're Full



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    Yaba daba don't care



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    Thailand. Where affordable healthcare offers a country
    "Where the Delusional Happily Continue to Seek Paradise"

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    Thailand - 'makes you wonder why you ever left home with your ATM cards'


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    Thailand. If you don't like it, hand-sum man , please continue to piss and groan.
    But whatever you do , Please (PLEEEZE) don't ever leave.
    The bee-atches family still loves you.

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    Thailand. Affordable Insanity.

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    Rolls off the tongue that one

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    Thailand! Where retards can feel good.

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    Yaba daba don't care
    Are you sure that's not an official police street vendor site? Is that the price per bag?

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    Send your beautiful kids to Thailand, what's the worst that could happen?

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    Thailand - Buddha Wept!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann View Post
    Thailand - Buddha Wept!
    prescient

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Yaba daba don't care


    I cannot help but to admire her gesture of total defiance, she succeeded in ruining the cops photo op, and deserves some credit for that.

    Good luck girl.

    Always thought "Amazing Thailand" was the perfect slogan that described this place like no other could, just not in the context they intended.

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    When I was younger I only ever heard guys say ''amazing Thailand'' to describe something lewd like the easy availability of women who haunt late night clubs or how brilliant it is to be able to fuck some slim bird when all they get are pigs back home.

    Never heard it used to describe Thai silk, dancing, temples or food, which is what the TAT insist it does

    Doing anal bareback with some fit bitch in my junior suite at Nasa Vegas....now that's amazing Thailand for you

    Eating some overpriced green curry at some poncey outlet in the emporium, not very amazing in the slightest.

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    Come to the land of coups where happyness is restored and order maintained.

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    Caveat emptor

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    What if Thailand was the world leader in making hubcaps?

    Would they be the hub of hubcaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Thailand! Where retards can feel good.
    I think we have a winner!

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    HUBLAND you won't believe it

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    An annual bollock slop-out stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
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    Thailand! Where retards can feel good.
    I think we have a winner!
    Feeling good, are ya, pal?

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    Of course while the noble poo yais assure them everyone's winner as the converse may yield to speculation

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    I came, I saw, I conked out.

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    I bonked I tonked I schlonked in my case

    BTS taking Bangkok to another level

    See Terry in his sox

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