Thread: hiccups

how do you cure them.
theyre real bastards when they get hold

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

how do you cure them.
theyre real bastards when they get hold

Hold your breathe for 5 minutes.

Only way I can do it is to go to sleep. When I wake up, they're gone. Fortunately, I rarely get them.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

how do you cure them.
theyre real bastards when they get hold

Hold your breathe for 5 minutes.

...and then continuously sip water for another 5 minutes.

If that doesn't work, stand on your head for half-hour, while alternating a water sip/breath holding.

Noony I thought you were never going to post here again for whatever reason up to you.

Based upon what I have read RECENTLY you are still well respected here, I for one also enjoyed your contributions before you black banned yourself from this forum and for whatever reason and I have no idea about the reasons why.

I hope you stick around and continue to contribute your good stuff.

If you think I am a dick, join the queue!

If you ever have a problem...............call me!

I am guessing they have started as your binge has come to an end?

Either start drinking again or try get some sleep. Failing that - head stand up against the wall and swallow a large chunk of bread or sticky rice.

^ Hi mate...........Long time dont see!

if you lick the arses of several soi dogs you will find that the hiccups will be a distant memory

Originally Posted by baldrick

if you lick the arses of several soi dogs you will find that the hiccups will be a distant memory

Mate is that from personal experience or are you just spreading your wings?

Are you still in Bangkok?

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

how do you cure them.
theyre real bastards when they get hold

Duct tape a garbage bag over your head, that cures everything, especially if you're already dead.

In case you aren't dead already, absinthe works wonders. But in Thailand the best you're likely to find is the local yaa-dom.
Cheers

If all fails, have a good wank.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

how do you cure them

May not be possible.

Charles Osborne had hiccups for 68 years averaging 20-40 hiccups per minute for the entire duration.

BBC News | In pictures | Guinness medical record breakers | Longest attack of hiccups

The way to rid yourself of hiccups is to totally take your mind off of them, go for a bike ride or have fun winding the missus up, having sex works, even with yourself.

Originally Posted by Stinky

having sex works, even with yourself.

Holding your breath is the other old hiccups trick so maybe the old hutchence/carradine neck-tie/trouser-belt auto-asphyxiation monkey throttler manoeuvre is the go (like the heimlich manoeuvre for hiccups).

A fright is the the other hiccups cure so maybe noony's mother-in-law could walk in upon the vinegar stroke to seal the deal!

Originally Posted by Looper

maybe the old hutchence/carradine neck-tie/trouser-belt auto-asphyxiation monkey throttler manoeuvre is the go (like the heimlich manoeuvre for hiccups)

So he died of the hiccups, mystery solved!

Close your ears with both thumbs and drink a glass of water at the same time.

Originally Posted by david44

interphrastically

Jeeezuz...I've never heard that one. Must remember it for the acronym thread.



Still deciding if I regret looking it up, or if the laugh was worth it :

interfrastically : Quickly, with haste.

Read Also:

Itchy Wig : The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.


WTF ??

Drinking a glass of water from the opposite rim is the way I showed the wife and it works for her every time.

put a chilli under each eye lid and stuff a couple down your japs eye

Oh My god.

Nooners - try number 4:

Hiccup Cures: 4 Surprising Ways To Stop Hiccups, Based On Research

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^ Hi mate...........Long time dont see!

True dat!

I have been around a bit but not posting all that much. Nooners going on a Christmas binge brought back many memories from a decade ago and got my fingers tapping again!

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Oh My god.

Nooners - try number 4:

Hiccup Cures: 4 Surprising Ways To Stop Hiccups, Based On Research

In a 2006 study, seven out of seven patients were cured

Exhaustive study...