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    hiccups

    how do you cure them.
    theyre real bastards when they get hold

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    how do you cure them.
    theyre real bastards when they get hold
    Hold your breathe for 5 minutes.

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    Only way I can do it is to go to sleep. When I wake up, they're gone. Fortunately, I rarely get them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    how do you cure them.
    theyre real bastards when they get hold
    Hold your breathe for 5 minutes.
    ...and then continuously sip water for another 5 minutes.

    If that doesn't work, stand on your head for half-hour, while alternating a water sip/breath holding.



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    Noony I thought you were never going to post here again for whatever reason up to you.

    Based upon what I have read RECENTLY you are still well respected here, I for one also enjoyed your contributions before you black banned yourself from this forum and for whatever reason and I have no idea about the reasons why.

    I hope you stick around and continue to contribute your good stuff.

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    I am guessing they have started as your binge has come to an end?

    Either start drinking again or try get some sleep. Failing that - head stand up against the wall and swallow a large chunk of bread or sticky rice.

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    ^ Hi mate...........Long time dont see!

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    if you lick the arses of several soi dogs you will find that the hiccups will be a distant memory

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    if you lick the arses of several soi dogs you will find that the hiccups will be a distant memory
    Mate is that from personal experience or are you just spreading your wings?

    Are you still in Bangkok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    how do you cure them.
    theyre real bastards when they get hold
    Duct tape a garbage bag over your head, that cures everything, especially if you're already dead.

    In case you aren't dead already, absinthe works wonders. But in Thailand the best you're likely to find is the local yaa-dom.
    Cheers

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    I have an idea to do randomised testing - the control group will sit at the corner shop and inbibe the ya dong and laugh

    I am back at work as of this morning - I stopped in bangkok for a planned night on the way out and an unplanned night when the flight was delayed for 20 hours

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    If all fails, have a good wank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    how do you cure them
    May not be possible.

    Charles Osborne had hiccups for 68 years averaging 20-40 hiccups per minute for the entire duration.

    BBC News | In pictures | Guinness medical record breakers | Longest attack of hiccups

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    The way to rid yourself of hiccups is to totally take your mind off of them, go for a bike ride or have fun winding the missus up, having sex works, even with yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky
    having sex works, even with yourself.
    Holding your breath is the other old hiccups trick so maybe the old hutchence/carradine neck-tie/trouser-belt auto-asphyxiation monkey throttler manoeuvre is the go (like the heimlich manoeuvre for hiccups).

    A fright is the the other hiccups cure so maybe noony's mother-in-law could walk in upon the vinegar stroke to seal the deal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    maybe the old hutchence/carradine neck-tie/trouser-belt auto-asphyxiation monkey throttler manoeuvre is the go (like the heimlich manoeuvre for hiccups)
    So he died of the hiccups, mystery solved!

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    Close your ears with both thumbs and drink a glass of water at the same time.

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    Most bouts of hiccups will be self-limiting and will require no treatment. Several remedies are common in folklore and many have a physiological basis to explain their apparent success:

    Stimulation of the nasopharynx: by sipping iced water, swallowing granulated sugar, tasting vinegar or biting on a lemon.
    Interruption of normal respiratory function: Valsalva manoeuvre, breath holding, hyperventilation or breathing into a paper bag, inducing sneezing.
    Counter-irritation of the diaphragm: leaning forward to compress the chest or pulling the knees up to the chest.
    There is some evidence that acupuncture and hypnotherapy are beneficial

    the bag method worked when i was young havnt had recurrence for decades

    even a crisp packet,best is about 8 inch square plastic, the c02 build up causes nasal nasopharynxl reset interphrastically
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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    interphrastically
    Jeeezuz...I've never heard that one. Must remember it for the acronym thread.



    Still deciding if I regret looking it up, or if the laugh was worth it :

    interfrastically : Quickly, with haste.

    Read Also:

    Itchy Wig : The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.


    WTF ??

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    Drinking a glass of water from the opposite rim is the way I showed the wife and it works for her every time.

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    put a chilli under each eye lid and stuff a couple down your japs eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    ^ Hi mate...........Long time dont see!
    True dat!

    I have been around a bit but not posting all that much. Nooners going on a Christmas binge brought back many memories from a decade ago and got my fingers tapping again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    In a 2006 study, seven out of seven patients were cured

    Exhaustive study...

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