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    Where I am now

    I havnt got enough money to see my kids this Christmas
    They've got pressies but daddy is sitting with his awful family
    My sister God bless her would suck any man's cock on here
    Her son is schizophrenic I've seen 5 police men try to drag him out of the house when he doesn't have his medication
    My sister's fathers here he hasn't got a grey hair on his head ,he's 74 and sold pot for 40 year's that I know of
    He shags a brass once a week she's fuckin horrible so is my sister
    I like Thailand I don't have to talk to these scumbags, I love every one of them with my soul
    I can hide in my lovely big house (to me its big)
    In short I miss my life in Thailand but I have to suck it up and take it on the chin
    We are not skint but I am a terrible show off so ime in Liverpool SCUM family
    I think you are a gang of cunts and I have given you amonition to crucify me.

    Do your best lads
    Ime going to get mortally drunk and flatten the neighbour he's banging on the wall
    It's 0521 Liverpool time

    God bless and Seekingasylam you was right the 1st time I am SCUM

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    It seems you just need something to keep you busy. Can't you go and steal some hub-caps? Or are there none left in your neighbourhood?

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    That's really lame
    I

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    Quality flounce!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobs View Post
    That's really lame
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    I was tying to match it to the quality of the OP. Sorry if it didn't make the grade.

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    Are you still pissed from yesterday Jim ?

    I must admit if your two choices in life are either Liverpool or Roi et , I think even I would have a drink or two

    What part of Liverpool do you live in ? I used to go there every week in my work
    I'm proud of my 38" waist , also proud I have never done drugs

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    Bootle

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    is that where The Bootles were from?

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    5 mins Away me dad's ringo


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    it's short for fluid ounce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    it's short for fluid ounce
    No it's not
    While I'm at it wHat is green
    What is red
    What is the dog house and jail
    Who are the mods
    And how will I get banned
    And there's other shite you yap
    If you don't tell me I will leave you and you will never get dirty dogs replacement
    Big shoes but I've got a massive dick

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    Is it a click if it is you can fuck off
    As I said before uutcuutcurci f2f g x blog t y fvvv

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan
    I must admit if your two choices in life are either Liverpool or Roi et


    Cheer up Jimbo, it could be worse; you will be caught shagging the ugly Sil, the BiL will use your house as collateral for a loan he cannot pay, the wife will meet a new man, and the Fil will be arrested and you'll be paying a massive bail. &, that's just for starters...
    How do I post these pictures???

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    Jimmy's a flouncing big prick

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    Scousers only ever learned to say the first letter of the alphabet before bunking school to sniff glue, drink meths, rob old ladies and let the tyres down on wheelchairs

    It's their top phrase, and they repeat it a lot


    Steven Gerrard, scouse legend, great footballer. In all these years of greatness he's never appeared on a chat show, wonder why...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post

    Cheer up Jimbo, it could be worse; you will be caught shagging the ugly Sil, the BiL will use your house as collateral for a loan he cannot pay, the wife will meet a new man, and the Fil will be arrested and you'll be paying a massive bail. &, that's just for starters...
    ...and after that, he went back to Liverpool.

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    Over one hour since his last post, I think he finally ran out of fuel

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Steven Gerrard, scouse legend, great footballer. In all these years of greatness he's never appeared on a chat show, wonder why...

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ?

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    Or the battery in his laptop died...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobs
    Bootle
    Ah yes that brings back memories delivering in Derby road and queuing up for days on end in Regent road waiting to get into Bootle docks ,, I bet they're all yuppy pads now

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Or the battery in his laptop died...
    Or his neighbour nicked his lappy while he was out getting 5 Park Drive from the offie

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobs View Post
    My sister God bless her would suck any man's cock on here
    with dentures or without ?

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    HtG - good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan View Post
    Are you still pissed from yesterday Jim ?

    I must admit if your two choices in life are either Liverpool or Roi et , I think even I would have a drink or two
    The choice wouldn't even be close, Nige....

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