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    Do Thais fart serious question

    I have been with my wife over 6 years I have never heard her let rip
    She always makes a big song and dance when I do.
    Her mother and father look mortified when I do, I make a point of doing it as frequently and loudly as I can in my own home (it amuses the children)
    I never do it in a restaurant or confined space and never when eating I'm not an animal
    But I can honestly say I've never heard a Thai fart
    Is it a social no no ?
    I find it strange because the village folk tend to piss anywhere men and women, more than once at a party I have had them pissing in my lovely garden when there are 3 toilets available.
    Or am I just an uncouth oik as seakingasylam will undoubtedly call me

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    My Thai wife does with no fuss.

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    PILs - certainly
    Wifey is very discrete - she's a lady!

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    My wife is very very good at farting.

    &, NZNick once told me that he's brother-in-law farts when Nick pulls his meat out of the fridge, just sayin...

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    Thai girls fart.. yes, siree bob, they do.. loud and proud (ask my ex)

    My Japanese wife (here we go) does not fart... I'm sure she doesn't even poo.. lol
    and if she does, it's like a couple M & M's...

    I know you guys will say it's a part of the human condition/anatomy blah blah...

    But, I shit you not.. in nearly 4 years, I've only heard her fart (in her sleep) a couple times.. the most pathetic tiny baby fart you could possibly imagine... not really a fart per se' ..

    OMG.. If she ever, ever finds out I wrote about this... I am dead. (I just farted hehe)..

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    My wife's are silent but violent

    But then so are mine

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    Thais have an average of thirty brain farts each day

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    My wife puffs a dart occasionally, but in general she holds it until she's sure nobody's near.

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobs
    I find it strange because the village folk tend to piss anywhere men and women, more than once at a party I have had them pissing in my lovely garden when there are 3 toilets available.
    Same goes at my house. Mind you I think it's because they don't know how to use a western toilet. My wife's uncle turned up at the house busting for a dump. The missus showed him the toilet but he wouldn't use it cuz it was a sit on. He ran in to the cassava field and parked one there instead.

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    ^ nice family you have there, mate...


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    I love it when they relax while I be chowing on the pussy and they let a ripper.
    Smells like victory!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    ^ nice family you have there, mate...
    Shitting in the cassava fields is normal practice around here. Kids are taught to use it as a first option as soon as they can walk.

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    That kind of behaviour will get a girl a quick exit from my room

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    Hmmm, I must say, I'm not missing the place, not one jot!

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    Some need to broaden their exposure and experience with the savages before inquiring rhetorically on a stereotypical scale...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    I love it when they relax while I be chowing on the pussy and they let a ripper.
    Smells like victory!
    No way mate she would be launched and I would be peeling one off to a porno.

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    Yes, Thai women fart. If you are infatuated by fierceness, naturally different foodstuffs will have different chemical effects- but a properly fed tilaac can blow a standard aussie beer fart out of the water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    I shit you not.. in nearly 4 years, I've only heard her fart (in her sleep) a couple times.. the most pathetic tiny baby fart you could possibly imagine...
    Did you know........ It is physically impossible for someone to fart in their sleep.

    She was awake alright and I bet she had a huge smile on her face too whilst you wallowed in her shit

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    I call bullshit on that score Dill bro... 55

    That's the only time she's ever let one slip though mate (a baby fart like)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Did you know........ It is physically impossible for someone to fart in their sleep.
    Myth

    Habit #7: Flatulence
    Passing gas can occur during sleep, but most people aren't aware of it. "It depends a lot on the GI tract and what you're eating," Kohler says. "There's nothing pathologic, but it can be embarrassing if your partner tells you about it." The verdict: Examine your diet if you're gassing up the entire room.

    8 Embarrassing Sleep Secrets
    Big Ol' Lucky Ol' Al.

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    It's lucky you're not married to this woman.


    Sharing a bed with your partner sometimes has its downsides and one of those can be when they fart next to you.
    For one man, that gassy bedtime allegedly led to him being attacked by his suffering wife, who had had enough of the smell.
    Dawn Meikle was in bed with her husband in Port St Lucie, Florida, when he started farting - and she is said by police to have lashed out by elbowing him.
    Things then escalated quickly from there.
    An arrest report states: “Dawn began kicking him and eventually kicked him out of their bed.”
    The husband then managed to calm his wife down and get back into bed - but committed the ultimate act of betrayal by blowing off yet again.
    Meikle allegedly started elbowing and kicking her husband again before they got involved in a bit of a fight that saw him suffer scratches to his chest.
    She then reportedly called police before shooting pepper spray into her husband’s face.
    Police arrived at the scene and arrested Meikle before she was charged with misdemeanour domestic battery.
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-arre...083738680.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    I've only heard her fart (in her sleep) a couple times..
    I don't think she was asleep bro as you can't fart in your sleep.

    Your mrs blew the trumpet with premeditation and malice aforethought.

    The only one time I heard KGBGF fart was early one morning. She tried to slip one out quietly while she was still half asleep but it made a bit of a trumpet and she reflexively apologised. Now I joke that she can fart so loud she can wake herself up.

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    I'm sure my misses farts, but in all the years I've never heard or smelt one.
    Maybe Thais are experts at the stealth fart

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    They only fart if you just shagged them up the shitter

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    I can fart for England.
    Early on in our relationship, we had a farting competition...She won, I was mortified!

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    I'm silent but deadly bovine to ne honest gers are either closet or fragrant depsite eating 10 times more chili than me.

    I guess its a guy thing in the Wets beer swilling kebabs and curry endless Guinnes and gherkhins with the isual repeats

    Its so amusing that USA may soon have TRUNET as Flatus Potus.

    I guess a guy who can chnage opinion,party,har and wife can rebrand as Matamoro Noor slayer or perhaps even McDonal Dunhilary
    I used to have a job at a calendar factory.
    I got the sack because
    I took a couple of days off.

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