i hate christmas

i really do..

id rather my family buy me no presents in exchange i buy them no presents then we're all equal

i've just gone through hell. Hours and hours of queuing to buy stuff behind slow old people, single mummies and their screaming little welfare cheque.



I bought a chocolate gift set from thorntons.. the girl asked me if i wanted it gift wrapped for 2 quid. i said yeah why not.
She took 15 minutes doing it :UK:

Romanian big issue sellers out in force. taking advantage of clueless bleeding heart Brits emptying their wallets.. before no doubt being picked up in a silver Mercedes and taken back to their accommodation

Euro-Pagan origins...

SP, head to Thailand for Christmas. Win-win all round.

Xmas in Bangkok is brilliant,

In Perth it's boring as fuk after dinner has been eaten and all the piss has been drunk. :rolleyes:

I plan never to be in the real world ever again for fookin Xmas, its fooked. :spam2:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Euro-Pagan origins...

---

Midwinter frolics laminak,Sami,Romans all had a wiggle but

Yule regret this but Christmas was almost certainly based like so many things Asian a fatherless man simultaneously Palestinain Jewish and rural sure thing

I hope we all have a stable base for the arrival of the wise men in LOS

Christmas is what you make of it, buying into the commercial gift scam isn't my thing either, except for the kids of course, but the party atmosphere can be fun.
Now please excuse me why I tell these annoying carol singers to fuck off and never darken my doorstep again!

It was my birthday yesterday, which I'm also bored of. I got three cards, one had £70 in it and the other had £30. The 70 was in Scottish pounds

This is the load of rubbish masquerading as Christmas night tv in England this year. Kinda dismal really

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif


https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

Tuesday 22 December 2015 by Spacey
Sales of ‘any old shit’ expected to treble as men start Christmas shopping

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

The purchase of gifts using no thought or imagination is expected to increase significantly as High Street retailers brace themselves for a stampede of panicked men who have suddenly realised it’s Christmas.

Exasperated men staring blankly at kitchen appliances are a common sight at this time of year and with figures suggesting that 80% of men leave their Christmas shopping until the very last minute, retailers are predicting bumper sales of all the crap they can’t normally shift.

“Checkout queues at this time of year are predominantly made up of men carrying an array of monstrosities that are likely to leave their wives or girlfriends massively disappointed,” revealed Stephen Robertson of the British Retail Consortium.

“Retailers will be hoping that a combination of heavy discounts and absolute desperation could lead to a late surge in sales that will surpass previous years.

“Piling up all the items that make women angry, and placing them in a section called ‘Gifts She’ll Love’ is proving to be a hugely successful marketing strategy,” he added.

32 year old Gavin Henderson was one of millions of men heading towards the High Street to buy lots of anything that’s still left.

“Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,” he told us.

“Which of these do you think she’ll prefer – The Bumper Book of Chuck Norris Facts, a Tyson Fury calendar or Jeremy Clarkson Catapults a Nissan Micra Into a Quarry 4?

“Sod it! It’s Christmas. I’ll get her all three.”

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

It was my birthday yesterday,

---

Happy (belated) Birthday Pat. :)

I've just spent two hours wrapping presents and i've run out off wrapping paper.

Time to crack on with the sherry and mince pies now the debauchery of the Christmas parties is over.

Snoop dogg wil also be ''rapping his presence''

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif


Sorry about that

So far this xmas i haven’t heard Fairytale of New York yet. It must be a record.

(Boom Boom!)

Not only that, but I haven’t heard Wham, Cliff Richard or Band Aid either.

Band Aid. Do they know it’s Christmas? Of course not, Bono, you fucking twit. They’re Muslims. Why the fuck should they know it’s Christmas? There won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas. Well actually, there will, on the top of every mountain. In fact you can go skiing in South Africa, Morocco, Lesotho and Algeria.

Anyway I would like to wish fellow members a mad Christmas and a preposterous New Year..... this offer is for one week only, terms and conditions apply, not all applicants will necessarily be approved.....:)

Yeah me too and I'm glad there's no silly 'ilke' button here cos I know you'll all like this comment

First xmas in brissy for 3 years :)
A couple of kilos of prawns,plenty of beer,a few friends and best of all
no knuckle draggers anywhere about

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Neverna

SP, head to Thailand for Christmas. Win-win all round.

---

Not for those he comes into contact with in Thailand it isn't

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by david44

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Euro-Pagan origins...

---

Midwinter frolics laminak,Sami,Romans all had a wiggle but

Yule regret this but Christmas was almost certainly based like so many things Asian a fatherless man simultaneously Palestinain Jewish and rural sure thing

I hope we all have a stable base for the arrival of the wise men in LOS

---

Few realize it works east to west....

:)