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    I forgive you

    As there so many angry folks attacking each other on teakdoor I think we need a thread of forgivness, bridges need mending and hatchets need burying.

    Ok I'll start,
    Earl I've been a total twat to you and you've responded in kind but to be honest you don't seem like a bad chap at all, Earl I forgive you're your transgressions and I hope that you forgive me mine. Specticles testicles wallet watch, go in peace Earl.

    Next up is snakeeyes,
    Snakey you are a particularly vile chap who openly supports terrorists and all manner of murdering scum and it's clear that you are not worth a syphilitic spunk stain on a nana plazza short time mattress, yet at this time of year I feel the need to forgive you your heinous transgressions too. Spectacles testicles wallet watch, go in peace snakeshit.
    It wasn't me!

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    listen cnut

    I have been a stroppy cnut for most of my adult life

    and I am not about to stop now becuase of some sloppy bomance felch story scratched on the teak doors

    so get fcuked

    <burp> and have a nice day

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    Stinky your apology is accepted .
    Go in peace ,



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    Forgive and forget.
    Quite the challenge for the mongrels.

    Lovely notion, but doesn't work here.

    Best to all towards the coming New Year!
    Cnuts...

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    Exorcizo te, omnis spiritus immunde, in nomine Dei Patris omnipotentis, et in nomine Jesu Christi Filii ejus, Domini et Judicis nostri, et in virtute Spiritus Sancti, ut descedas ab hoc plasmate Dei TeakDoor, quod Dominus noster ad templum sanctum suum vocare dignatus est, ut fiat templum Dei vivi, et Spiritus Sanctus habitet in eo. Per eumdem Christum Dominum nostrum, qui venturus est judicare vivos et mortuos, et saeculum per ignem!

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    Bless you my son ,

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    The spirits are working Love is all around.

    Feel the moistness


    I only had one red this year from snubby and he is forgiven too, a green for stinky and the green man due

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    I only had one red this year
    Must resist, david44 does not deserve, must resist temptation.....

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    Merry Christmas Stinky

    I can hear the the village doggies singing.

    I just had a most satisfying fart, not moist at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    I only had one red this year
    Must resist, david44 does not deserve, must resist temptation.....
    Why resist?

    As a matter of fact I should thank you for pointing it out. Now i got him too.

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    Ime relatively new but I have had word's with seakingasylam and I now realise he is not so bad a chap just stuck up his own arse.
    I forgive you my good fellow and it would be mighty gracious of you to forgive me.
    One love

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    Brown noser ,

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    As my Qatar gently weeps, I've been Blattered

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    Forgive me in advance, because 2016 no more Mr. nice guy...

    I'm gonna change into my crusty big boy undies, to become the meanest Muther fooker on TD...

    Watch this space...


    Merry Xmas everyone...

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    That Wet Wet Wet singer makes me melt....

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    Well this is going better than I could have possibly hoped for, in the run up to Christmas I'm hoping to see Latindancer pushing out forgiveness to Ant, Ant forgiving Smeg, Willy forgiving everyone and everyone forgiving that mother of all racist drunks Textwat.
    On a side note I'm hoping that Tax lowers his blood pressure before he blows a hole through his skull and terry opens his eyes to the inherent flaws in the Thai infrastructure before it jumps up and bites his head off.

    B0b I'm afraid that I can't read Welsh so I'll assume that you said merry Christmas and I wish you and yours a very merry Christmas happiness and good health


    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    That Wet Wet Wet singer makes me melt....
    I actually have made this Wet wank melt away, I went to see him play a small venue called the Hekelie in Bielefeld, I heckled the wanker so much that he walked off the stage

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    Marty Pellow or something like that?

    I was quite shocked to learn he was a heroin addict.

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    I forgive Popeyesbloke for being an utter fuckwit. It probably wasn't his fault, being bullied by girls at school and homosexual men of faith in the dole queue must have had an effect on him. So, Merry Christmas, Poppy.

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    I forgive you all.

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    ^ Has your missus forgiven you yet?

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    I don't forgive any coont on here who I recon is a coont, I remain faithful to my principle believe that arse lickers are unworthy of breath and revel in their faggotry.

    Who gives a fook if it's Xmas, a Coont is a Coont.

    So that would be Tax # 1 again, Willy # 2 again and Cujo # 3 again.

    All you other Coonts I do not mind.

    But fuk those 3 EH.
    Stroller is a Yerman faggot.

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    I wish everyone a great 2016......

    except for the Flemish faggot....I hope he spends his sucking dicks in a filthy toilet somewhere.

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    the Flemish faggot ... sucking dicks in a filthy toilet somewhere.
    terry is an australian davis.

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    ^ ^

    Yes well,

    Willy loves to Felch out in the open these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    I forgive Popeyesbloke for being an utter fuckwit. It probably wasn't his fault, being bullied by girls at school and homosexual men of faith in the dole queue must have had an effect on him. So, Merry Christmas, Poppy.
    That's the spirit Nervana you're a very forgiving man.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    I forgive you all.
    I thought everyone liked you already mate, we'll apart from your missus maybe?


    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    I don't forgive any coont on here who I recon is a coont, I remain faithful to my principle believe that arse lickers are unworthy of breath and revel in their faggotry.

    Who gives a fook if it's Xmas, a Coont is a Coont.

    So that would be Tax # 1 again, Willy # 2 again and Cujo # 3 again.

    All you other Coonts I do not mind.

    But fuk those 3 EH.
    Terry I'm not really feeling it from you I don't think you quite understand the concept of the thread, its ok to crawl out from behind the safety of Aussie alpha male moustache your amongst friends now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    I wish everyone a great 2016....
    except for the Flemish faggot....I hope he spends his sucking dicks in a filthy toilet somewhere.
    I'm sure he does too Davis.



    Step on up Stoller I'm sure there are many esteemed members awaiting your forgivness

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