Thread: I forgive you

Originally Posted by Latindancer

And what's become of The Gentleman Scamp ? Reincarnated ?

Transports whores from the north to Hat Yai...
Great local market.

Originally Posted by baldrick

listen cnut

I have been a stroppy cnut for most of my adult life

and I am not about to stop now becuase of some sloppy bomance felch story scratched on the teak doors

so get fcuked

<burp> and have a nice day

This is as fine an example of the prolific, indecent repartee that I was referring to regarding baldrick.

For fooks sake , Luigi - how was he not vying among the top contenders in your poster of the year poll

Surely , there must be some honorable mention awards ...surely at a later date. I'll forgive you in advance if you can not seem find the time between your four lovers.

Originally Posted by terry57

I don't forgive any coont on here who I recon is a coont, I remain faithful to my principle believe that arse lickers are unworthy of breath and revel in their faggotry.

Who gives a fook if it's Xmas, a Coont is a Coont.

So that would be Tax # 1 again, Willy # 2 again and Cujo # 3 again.

All you other Coonts I do not mind.

But fuk those 3 EH.

...an honorable mention. Pleeeze, Luuuuu-iiiiiiiiiiigi.

Hey Coonts,

I just remembered who the whore transporter was.

Bkkandrew.

Bet none of you coonts met him.

He had some classic run in's with DD.

DD hated him with a passion and spilled his bile on Andrew in many a drunken early morning rant.

Fookin great stuff it was.

It's a real tragedy that the new owner is not like DD.

The best way (and only way) a TD knees-up/bar crawl would work, would be everyone going off their face, stoned...

I will cook my famous Pavlova -with real cream (not jizz) strawberries and kiwi-fruit...
That is the prize for not killing each other and to contain the ensuing munchies.

Good on you NZ.

You're going to eat a NZ dessert named after a Russian ballerina ?
I thought that was Loopers job....(just kidding , Loops) - have you been able to break that KGB agent and bring her over for the cousins to interrogate (or debrief) ? I won't tell Vlad as he's got his eyes set on another.

Wishing you all a fantastic Boxing Day.

^^

Too many calories in that lot dick.

I need to look after my athletic body.

Originally Posted by terry57

H

Bet none of you coonts met him.

How much?

Originally Posted by Stinky

The fat cnuts totally ruined dinner, I do not forgive them!

Bloody hell, very ordinary. I hope you called them on it ?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Stinky

The fat cnuts totally ruined dinner, I do not forgive them!

Bloody hell, very ordinary. I hope you called them on it ?

Willy I was bloody furious, wrecking the rib was bad enough but cutting nippers birthday cake before he'd even blown out the candles really boiled my blood. But in the interest of not upsetting nipper any further than he already was after seeing his cake fucked up I kept my cool and I asked to see them in the hall then opened the door and calmly told them to get and threw their coats out after them, how I resisted kicking them up their fat arses I don't know.

I forgive Tewwwy for being an obnoxious, turdsniffing imbecile with a collection of used Katoey underwear in his ghastly shoebox apartment.

I now realise it's not his fault, he was born with these attributes and leanings, which turned into character traits during his futile attempts to develop a normalish, likeable personality.
May God or the next best thing have mercy for his soul.

Originally Posted by Neverna

I forgive Popeyesbloke for being an utter fuckwit. It probably wasn't his fault, being bullied by girls at school and homosexual men of faith in the dole queue must have had an effect on him. So, Merry Christmas, Poppy.

Yea, it's not his doing that has him green with envy towards anyone who has even the lowliest of jobs and incomes . . .
I forgive you, popeye'sbloke, because I can imagine that you being skullfucked by so many big guys can have a negative impact on your psyche.

Originally Posted by Stinky

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Stinky

The fat cnuts totally ruined dinner, I do not forgive them!

Bloody hell, very ordinary. I hope you called them on it ?

Willy I was bloody furious, wrecking the rib was bad enough but cutting nippers birthday cake before he'd even blown out the candles really boiled my blood. But in the interest of not upsetting nipper any further than he already was after seeing his cake fucked up I kept my cool and I asked to see them in the hall then opened the door and calmly told them to get and threw their coats out after them, how I resisted kicking them up their fat arses I don't know.

That's what I mean. Called them on it but without making a great scene in front of the kids. Holy crap, the hide of some people.unreal.

Originally Posted by Stinky

My brother and his girl came for dinner yesterday and his girl brought (uninvited) her fat sister and her fat sisters even fatter best friend along for the free dinner. Well the two fat bitches hid themselves in the kitchen and devoured three ribs of roast beef before dinner had even begun and then they thought it would be ok to cut nippers birthday cake and fill the space left in their fat arses.

The fat cnuts totally ruined dinner, I do not forgive them!

Sounds like you have a brother like mine. Just invite them when you are on a severe diet of lettuce leaves and tomatoes, you probably won't see them again.

It wasn't my bro who invited the fatties it was his girlfriend who brought them with her, her entire family are a glutenous bunch of freeloaders so when they heard of the chance to crash a free roast and drinkies they all piled into the car. Well lesson learnt the piggies don't get a foot in my door again.

^So I realize but if bro didn't have a girlfriend......oh never mind just take up eating sushi and seaweed.