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    Oh shit, I'm drunk!

    Simple.. one must be tipsy/drunk/stoned, hell even off their face/smashed to contribute to this thread...

    You can discuss/talk about anything and everything in your drunken stupor... doesn't need to make sense (to us sober peeps) but you must be under the influence of well... whatever tickles your fancy na ja...



    No cheating! scouts honor ok?

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    Show us the picks of the drunk Jap girls North - South motors.

    That would be a good start Dick.

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    Are you drunk now, bro? (NZDICK)

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    555 nah bro.. I was/we were, last night though... now you boys piss off - or get welly welly drunky poos, then come back for a chit chat na ja..

    Aww...hang on... As I'm in charge of this thread, I guess you can stay for the preamble...

    Tell ya what... if you are under the influence, you must start your gibberish with 3 stars *** (code for, I be well drunk)....

    Clear as mud?

    Ok.. nothing kinky, very tame.. at the restaurant before coming back to mine (where the fun really started) nudge nudge, wink wink ;-)







    almost forgot the obligatory food shot.

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    So you were off topic on your very first post - the OP!!

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    As a (boring ) T totaller I will now impose a self ban on myself in this thread thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan View Post
    As a (boring ) T totaller I will now impose a self ban on myself in this thread thank you
    I concur........ it's not big and it's not clever to get pissed up and look like a Tw*t

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    Try telling that to Dillbert ^

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    I can see the drunkards have arisen already... don't forget the 3 star rule *** 3 stars must precede your incoherent gobshite...

    No need to run off and get drunk for the sake (mmm sake yumm) of this lame thread boys..
    Not trying to win most stellar thread of the year award...

    Just a bit of a laugh like... if/when you get a bit drunk, you can vent, chill out here is all... (while we laugh/cringe) at your ramblings 55..

    Some of you geezers need to relax, have a drink, unwind once in a while...

    peace... chill chill... sabai sabai...
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    Does it count if you are drunk all the time?

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    *** I can't count... cause I'm drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    Does it count if you are drunk all the time?
    Only if you drink your own piss.

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    Ooh, someones trying to take my crown!!

    it is 12 pm where i am, I am sober, and i still love everyone!!

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    Thai women are often nasty mad cunts when they get pissed

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    it is 12 pm where i am, I am sober, and i still love everyone!!
    Dear it is 0322 where I am. I do hope you stay sober at least until after lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    Does it count if you are drunk all the time?
    Only if you drink your own piss.
    Why is that.....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    Does it count if you are drunk all the time?
    Those that post pissed consistently [BH, Tex, Snubby, et al] and find it a right of passage to do so need a regular place where they can bond as brothers without reprisal from the mods -


    The regular imbibers aside, there are some here that certainly need to be inebriated when engaging within this fine forum, as their general character requires more than a few shots to kill those bugs up their arse.

    The more drunkards - the merrier.



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    *** good on you Thaimeme... we need more positive re-enforcement of ummm yeah... something or rather...

    (can you tell?)... mmm Teacher's Highland cream is nice (with coke)....

    ok.. trying to decide between Samsung galaxy S6 vs iphone 6S plus... reading review after review... HELP! which one?

    I was determined to buy galaxy S6 tonight, but wasn't impressed... on paper it blows everything away, but in the flesh hmmm not so much...

    This is what I feel... Samsung's latest offerings win hands down (on paper) but even with quad core yada yada... it still fooking doesn't feel as smooth as ibone...

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    Just had an old friend and his wife come to visit me in Vientiane ,hadn't seen that fucker for 30 years , Damn we done some drinkin. it's Sunday tomorrow and my mates fucked of back to oz , reckon I'm going to sleep in then might have bacon n eggs for breakie, yeah? Got to treat your own ass right. Live like a white man ?

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    *** Good on ya bro! what ya been drinkin'?

    Top secret (I'm a country boy) love country music... modern not twangy shit...




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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    *** good on you Thaimeme... we need more positive re-enforcement of ummm yeah... something or rather...

    (can you tell?)... mmm Teacher's Highland cream is nice (with coke)....

    ok.. trying to decide between Samsung galaxy S6 vs iphone 6S plus... reading review after review... HELP! which one?

    I was determined to buy galaxy S6 tonight, but wasn't impressed... on paper it blows everything away, but in the flesh hmmm not so much...

    This is what I feel... Samsung's latest offerings win hands down (on paper) but even with quad core yada yada... it still fooking doesn't feel as smooth as ibone...
    Fuck and boycott anything Iprouducts, Apple, and that referenced charlatan Steve Jobs [whom some slobber over still today]

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    ***Hmm it's not that clear cut now bruv... I dig the hate for iphone... I get it..sheeple device and all that... I'm an android guy... but straight up... ibone feels smoother (the lastest iteration) wow... I have access to advanced vocab "iteration" while drunk... impressive...

    I got the feeling I am gonna regret this inventing this thread.. it's gonna come back and bite me in the ass... dick is a dick... (but I'm armless) well.. legless now innit.. 55

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker View Post
    Just had an old friend and his wife come to visit me in Vientiane ,hadn't seen that fucker for 30 years , Damn we done some drinkin. it's Sunday tomorrow and my mates fucked of back to oz , reckon I'm going to sleep in then might have bacon n eggs for breakie, yeah? Got to treat your own ass right. Live like a white man ?
    Simple pleasures.

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    Where's Fondles he's alway drunk & bashing the key board

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    Haha... funny to come back (in the light of day/sober) and read the stuff we posted while tipsy... (is there a more manly word for tipsy?) help me out KW.

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