Thread: What they Don't teach at Wanker school

1.Cycling makes you smarter, healthier and happier.

2. The ancient Scots gargled with their own urine to make their teeth whiter an stronger. This is why the Romans built Hadrian's for fear of bites from the Scottish.

3. Many common cosmetic products are derived from urine.
'I put urine on my face.' Welcome to the UK's latest health trend - Telegraph

And the list goes on.
The Wanker School wants you to be ignorant and continue buying their products.

Cheers and merry merry

4. if you connect a tube from your penis to the bottle mounted on your bicycle then you will be able to collect the urine while you ride

Originally Posted by baldrick

4. if you connect a tube from your penis to the bottle mounted on your bicycle then you will be able to collect the urine while you ride

They do teach that at Wanker school! So you be mistaken baldricky.

4. The war on native medicines was waged largely by one man: Harry J. Anslinger. A very nasty racist mother fuck. He also had much help from William Randolph Hearst, another nasty racist.

5. The beef industry is one of the largest emitters of co2. Even more shocking is that it takes 2000 gallons of water to provide 1 pound of steak.
The US government subsidizes the beef industry to the tune of 36 billion $ annually.

http://www.gracelinks.org/blog/1143/...ter-footprints

If everyone stopped drinking piss thar would be the end of the Thai beer industry.
Recycling is good for the planet but there are limits.

Originally Posted by chassamui

If everyone stopped drinking piss thar would be the end of the Thai beer industry.
Recycling is good for the planet but there are limits.

Yes of course but they do teach that at Wanker School as well.

Fermented urine is healthier....

Originally Posted by chassamui

If everyone stopped drinking piss thar would be the end of the Thai beer industry..

One could argue that drinking piss IS the Thai beer industry.....

Originally Posted by nidhogg

One could argue that drinking piss IS the Thai beer industry.....

Slightly unfair comparison. I have tried Chang, but i have never tried Piss.

^ Point to KW.

only a minor one, because I am pretty sure the two taste fairly similar.

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Originally Posted by Mr Earl

5. The beef industry is one of the largest emitters of co2. Even more shocking is that it takes 2000 gallons of water to provide 1 pound of steak.
The US government subsidizes the beef industry to the tune of 36 billion $ annually.

http://www.gracelinks.org/blog/1143/...ter-footprints

Farting livestock is a huge emitter of methane. This includes Wildebeest which are not subsidized or in McBurgers.

You're still banging on about Drinking human piss Mad uncle Earl but I'm firmly off the opinion that Dark Beer Lao is a tad better.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

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This is the result of self inflicted ignorance. Hoist by your own petard.

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You really are a wet hen.

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Hey Willy,


The word on the street is that you achieved straight A's in Wankers school.

^KW is a true prodigy amongst wankers.

So back on topic:

6. In 2012, 1.26 million people were killed in motor vehicle accidents. Wanker society is absolutely silent on this. The statistics for 2015 are set to exceed this number with more motorcars in China and cell phone distracted drivers.

All this carnage largely thanks to the great American lie; which equates personal liberty with the personal motorcar.
This American lie is owned globally.

It really is an undiagnosed mental illness which kills indiscriminately.
What else can call something which kills 1.26 million people a year?
Not to mention the global environmental disaster internal combustion motor vehicle cause.

And of course the bicycle is the perfect solution, simple, cheap, wonderfully efficient, and makes you smarter. Something wankers don't want to see.
Intelligence is a big threat to the school of wankers.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Fermented urine is healthier....

Hardcore Issan there Jeff

^dead rat urine

and it is rat eating season now - just drain the rat before cooking

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

^KW is a true prodigy amongst wankers.

So back on topic:

6. In 2012, 1.26 million people were killed in motor vehicle accidents. Wanker society is absolutely silent on this. The statistics for 2015 are set to exceed this number with more motorcars in China and cell phone distracted drivers.

All this carnage largely thanks to the great American lie; which equates personal liberty with the personal motorcar.
This American lie is owned globally.

It really is an undiagnosed mental illness which kills indiscriminately.
What else can call something which kills 1.26 million people a year?
Not to mention the global environmental disaster internal combustion motor vehicle cause.

And of course the bicycle is the perfect solution, simple, cheap, wonderfully efficient, and makes you smarter. Something wankers don't want to see.
Intelligence is a big threat to the school of wankers.

U.S. Deaths by motor vehicle 2013: 32,719

U.S. Deaths by firearms 2013: 33,636

Navel gazing Earl is against gun control because he equates it to the lie of persona liberty.

What a wanker.

^PeeWee what they don't teach at Wanker school is that most of those firearms deaths in your "cherry picked" statistics where suicides. Actual gun violence statistics are much lower and confined largely to black urban environments, drug related gang violence. Legalize drugs and much of that would stop.
Nice try though....Wanker

Originally Posted by baldrick

^dead rat urine

and it is rat eating season now - just drain the rat before cooking

Is that a favorite recipe from wanker school?

Ajarn Earl, Dean of Pissology at "Wanker School".